Don't Believe Stargazer!

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03-23-2010, 08:19 PM
Ken

Don't Believe Stargazer!

If Stargazer posts ANYTHING about what went on at the gunshop today, don't believe him. I have nothing more to say about the subject at this time, except that it has something to do with squirrels. :innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:22 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

If Stargazer posts ANYTHING about what went on at the gunshop today, don't believe him. I have nothing more to say about the subject at this time, except that it has something to do with squirrels. :innocent:

Did you get you a new "squirrel gun"???:tongue_smilie:
03-23-2010, 08:25 PM
Ken

No. :innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:32 PM
Camp10

Any gun will work on squirrels some just leave more meat than others! :)
03-23-2010, 08:37 PM
Ted

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

If Stargazer posts ANYTHING about what went on at the gunshop today, don't believe him. I have nothing more to say about the subject at this time, except that it has something to do with squirrels. :innocent:

More riddels? Can I play!?...LOL!
03-23-2010, 08:40 PM
Rick

You didn't take that squirrel in the gun shop on a leash did you?
03-23-2010, 08:41 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ted

More riddels? Can I play!?...LOL!

*pssst. Ted? I think Stargazer may be out to smear my reputation.* :innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:42 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

You didn't take that squirrel in the gun shop on a leash did you?

No. :blushing:
03-23-2010, 08:43 PM
Rick

That would be a great deal like holding up a target. Don't want to do that in a gun shop.
03-23-2010, 08:44 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

That would be a great deal like holding up a target. Don't want to do that in a gun shop.

I already learned that before today. :innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:44 PM
Rick

Okay. Here's my next guess. You were in the gun shop when a squirrel run up your leg and grabbed your dingleberries.
03-23-2010, 08:46 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

Okay. Here's my next guess. You were in the gun shop when a squirrel run up your leg and grabbed your dingleberries.

Only thing I did was ask a few questions about some ammo. But Stargazer will probably just make up stories about that. :sneaky2:
03-23-2010, 08:47 PM
Camp10

Did you get the stuff that will "blow it's little squirrel head clean off"?
03-23-2010, 08:49 PM
crashdive123

http://www.solware.co.uk/air-pistol-...per-Target.jpg
03-23-2010, 08:50 PM
Rick

#6 shot in 12 gauge?
03-23-2010, 08:50 PM
Camp10

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

http://www.solware.co.uk/air-pistol-...per-Target.jpg

waste of paper!!:innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:51 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camp10

Did you get the stuff that will "blow it's little squirrel head clean off"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by crashdive123

http://www.solware.co.uk/air-pistol-...per-Target.jpg

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Originally Posted by Rick

#6 shot in 12 gauge?

:innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:53 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick

#6 shot in 12 gauge?

Slugs will save on the cleaning time, if he's good enough to make head shots.:innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:55 PM
2dumb2kwit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Only thing I did was ask a few questions about some ammo. But Stargazer will probably just make up stories about that. :sneaky2:

Yes....sub-sonic .22lr's will kill squirrels.:innocent:
03-23-2010, 08:55 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

Slugs will save on the cleaning time, if he's good enough to make head shots.:innocent:

Which eye? :sneaky2:
03-23-2010, 08:55 PM
Camp10

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Originally Posted by Rick

#6 shot in 12 gauge?

lol! My brother and I were camping up in the woods outside Bingham years ago during hunting season and there was a red squirrel driving us crazy. We let it steal stuff and chatter at us for a few days. My brother finally said that if it showed its head he was going to shoot it and it popped out of a spruce limb about 2 feet from him! We never did find it but the chattering stopped!
03-23-2010, 08:57 PM
2dumb2kwit

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Originally Posted by Ken

Which eye? :sneaky2:

For you??? I'm gonna have to go with....your minds eye.:sneaky2: LOL
03-23-2010, 08:57 PM
Pal334

Something nefarious is afoot me thinks:dodge: Something is making the good counselor very nervous:sweatingbullets::sweatingbullets: What could it be?:scared::scared:
03-23-2010, 08:59 PM
Ken

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pal334

Something nefarious is afoot me thinks:dodge: Something is making the good counselor very nervous:sweatingbullets::sweatingbullets: What could it be?:scared::scared:

WHO YOU GONNA' BELIEVE? ME OR STARGAZER? :sneaky2:
03-23-2010, 09:01 PM
Rick

That's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that.
03-23-2010, 09:04 PM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

That's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that.

Whatever you do, don't post a poll. :innocent:
03-23-2010, 09:04 PM
Pal334

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

WHO YOU GONNA' BELIEVE? ME OR STARGAZER? :sneaky2:

Puhleesse as a man who deals in facts, you must know that there is only one way to determine that facts in this type of circumstance. The ever popular "New Jersey Handshake" :innocent:
03-23-2010, 09:06 PM
Ken

"A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey." http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ey%20Handshake
03-23-2010, 09:11 PM
Pal334

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Originally Posted by Ken

"A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey." http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ey%20Handshake

I believe that further research would show that you have found the "North Jersey" definition. I should have clarified that I was referring to the "Central Jersey" definition, which includes a warm, hardy handshake while palming a quantity of United States Currency (amount dependent on favor being asked). :cool2:
03-23-2010, 09:18 PM
Rick

I'm still thinking but I'm starting to get an idea. Currency?
03-23-2010, 10:58 PM
rebel

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Originally Posted by Ken

Which eye? :sneaky2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken

Don't you go getting any ideas now.......... :innocent:

???????????
03-23-2010, 11:26 PM
Ken

Ummm, no. :innocent:
03-24-2010, 07:05 AM
Rick

Where is Stargazer? We need his side of this story just to get some balanced reporting. Oh, Stargazer......
03-24-2010, 08:30 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by crashdive123

Cute, the way you continue with comments like "fair & balanced".

You tell 'em, Crash! Who you gonna' believe, Rick?

http://www.snuggleyheatingpad.com/images/Book.jpg

Or

http://www.scopesnskies.com/images/p...pack%20261.jpg :sneaky2:
03-24-2010, 08:38 AM
Rick

I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Did we mention cash earlier?
03-24-2010, 08:41 AM
Ken

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Originally Posted by Rick

I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Did we mention cash earlier?

There may have been some vague reference to paper money......... :innocent:
03-24-2010, 08:44 AM
Ken

http://www.atrollinthepark.com/image...stargazer1.jpg vs. http://www.atrollinthepark.com/image.../kentroll1.jpg http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...26tbs%3Disch:1
03-24-2010, 09:19 AM
Ken

I have to go to court now. Remember, Stargazer may log in while I'm gone and say things that aren't true. :sneaky2:
03-24-2010, 09:47 AM
trax

I think Ken shot a squirrel-- and confessed to it at the gunshop in Stargazer's presence.
03-24-2010, 09:50 AM
Rick

Ooh. Ooh. Maybe he snared one or hung a rat trap on a tree for a slow, painful death.

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