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Funny stories
Some websites with funny stories, supposedly true.
- My f****d up life: http://www.fmylife.com
Example:
"Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML"
- http://notalwaysright.com/
I think this one's about customer service calls.
Example:
Me: “Thanks for calling ****. This is ****, how may I help you?”
Customer: “When I try to change my password, I’m typing and it’s just making stars.”
Me: “OK…that’s normal. It’s a security feature to prevent someone standing behind you from seeing what you’re typing.”
Customer: “But there’s no one standing behind me…”
Me: “…”
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Me: “Thank you for calling Tech Support, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Hi - could you send me one of your free connection CDs?”
Me: “Sure!”
(I pull up her account and see that she’s already ordered 50 copies.)
Me: “Uh, ma’am? It seems you’ve already requested several CDs. Is there a reason you need another?”
Customer: “Well, yes! I used up the other CDs already.”
Me: “Ma’am, you can re-use the CDs. Have you been throwing them away?”
Customer: “No. I put them into the little slot and they just slide in, and the computer keeps them. I thought it was like a bus ticket!”
(I recommended that she go to a local repair shop. They in turn removed almost 100 CDs from the inside of her case.)
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Me: “Okay, we now need to log into your modem. It should ask for login details.”
Customer: “What are they?”
Me: “Admin and admin are the username and password.”
Customer: “Are the passwords in that order?”
Me: “Umm. Sure, go for it.”
Customer: “Ok, I’d hate to have gotten them mixed up!”
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