Well, since you asked.....
When I meet someone I know I ask "How ya doin'?" or "Wut up?" (depending on their age) out of habit. We have a staff member who likes to mess with our heads & has a good sense of humor. He's in his mid-50's & heavy-set, & his stock answer is: "Not bad for an old fat man.":D
Both ignorance & apathy seem to have taken over our country. When someone took a survey to ascertain if this was true the largest percentage answered: "I don't know & I don't care!":rolleyes:
Anyway, if you don't want people to know answer with a funny response, & it sounds like you already did! (Whoville?)
Here's some "tried & true" question stoppers:
1.) "Why you askin'? You writin" a book?" (If they say "Yes") "When did YOU learn how to write?"
2.) "I'm movin' to a new area where the government is relocating all of the axe-murders, serial killers, & psycho-paths. Guess they got room for one more. Wanna come over?":eek:
Okay, Who's got some more?:confused: