Found this and yeah... the pic says it all. Bad Duck!!! Bad Duck!!!
http://i38.tinypic.com/17pc1e.jpg
I can see the bulliten now:
WANTED
Name: Donald Duck
For: Petaphile- Letting little girls ride on his lap and looking at their no no parts.
If you see this duck call the police right away, he is considered dangerous and
has been dismissed from employment by Disney World per CEO Mickey Mouse.

