New survival show (TIC)

(TIC stands for "Tounge-in-cheek) Okay guys & gals, he's tough & lean, and downright mean he's "Survivaldude"!!! That's right, a character made up of a composite of "Wolf-Pack" people.:eek: Here's his Theme song", at least the lyrics.

"I live on a diet of grass and bugs,
Worms, and ants, scorpions and slugs.
I carry a knife worth more than your home,
And it's in the wilds I love to roam.

I can make a boat out of a blade of grass,
And drink from a turd from an elephant's (bleep)
I'll make a condo from a small Pine tree,
Oh my gosh don't you wish you were me!"

That's all I got so far, have some fun with it!:rolleyes:

Very Nice :D

Is it time for episode two of survivaldude 2007?

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Originally Posted by trax

Is it time for episode two of survivaldude 2007?

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Take it away Trax!;)

absolutley friggen hilarious

No one liked episode two :(

I can do miracles when I'm all alone,
Thanks to my camera crew who carries a phone.
I hunt & I fish, weather fur or fin,
I sometimes stay at the Holiday Inn.

Don't diss my life or what I do,
I make more money than any of you.
I can run through the woods, oh so fast,
So bugger off! You can kiss my (Bleep).

What can I say, it's a work in progress. Still needs a chorus and a bridge though.:rolleyes:

It's hard faking survival
I need breakfast in bed
A crew to build my shelter
and pillows under my head

Do it just like me
dont ever stop and think
jump into the rivers
and climb up in the trees

I'll be doing fine
out here on my raft
the island close behind me
sharks all swimming past

Don't forget to buy
my new survival kit
comes with 20' of cordage
that will break on your first trip

Can't hang out with Les
cause he doesn't eat
I just stop the camera
so you don't see me cheat

gnarley, amazing,spectacular, super, great, good!

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