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Alaskan Redneck Joke
Before i post this i hope it doesnt offend any Alaskan members on here but i thought it was funny.
i endure many jokes about WVians and it was nice to see someone else catchin heck for a bit on their location.
Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the
stress.
He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Ned....Your neighbor from 40 miles away.... Having a party Friday.... Thought you might like to come. About 5..."
"Great" says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Ned is leaving, he stops "Gotta warn you... There's gonna be some drinkin."
"Not a problem.... after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em."
Again, as he starts to leave, Ned stops. "More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks
again."
Once again Ned turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I bring?"
Ned stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
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Thanks for my morning giggle.
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:D :D --but...no dancing??:(
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Trappin Gal- I don't think you have to worry about offending any Alaskans with your joke. It is a well known fact that ALL Alaskans go either way. They will probably say something like "Where's the punchline...this isnt a joke- its just life"
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I'm glad I'm not in Alaska. Down here we atleast get dinner first! :eek: :D
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ha that is so funny. gay sex
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Nothing wrong with happy people having a good time.
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Hmmm...
I laughed a lot harder when I read that joke on this forum over a year ago; sorry Trappin' Gal, someone beat you to it!:rolleyes: Okay guys, let's hear it, which is funnier, Trapping Gal's "Vise" story, Old WV coots eyesight regarding W. V. women; (those were Gay, male Hippies dude.)or the guy who got intimate with the Horny Toad..or whatever kind of lizard it was. (Honest, I thought it was giving birth!):D:D:D Let's see those votes, somebody keep score!
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Rural happiness. Glad I don't live any where near "Ned"!
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