Originally Posted by
Sarge47
(With apologies to SNL.) You're out in the woods and the closest Inn is at least a good half-day's hike away. What's more you're canteen is bone dry and you're not ready to pee yet. Also the circus hasn't been in town so elephant turds are out of the question. Finally, to make matters worse, you're bloody stupid camera crew only brought Aquafina instead of Avion.:rolleyes: You feel hunger pangs and one of the crew hands you a dead rabbit and informs you that you need to clean it and cook it over a fire you're going to have to make yourself without matches! After giving him a look that would scare away Bigfoot himself you sit down and ponder the situation. What do you do?:D :D :D
