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We all know its happening, so here is what to get NOW:
Pennies:
Copper can be formed into things, as well as zink.
They can make power
Metals:
Steel
Aluminium
Knife
Flint and Steel
or
Quarts and Quarts
or
Flint and Quarts
or
Quarts and Steel
Hammer
Tools
Rocks
Lighters (When they go out THEY WILL STILL THROW SPARK)
Water,
fill everything you wan't to with water
Seeds
Food
Barter:
Condoms
Tampons
Sex toys
Shampoo
Dog food
Sugar
Junk food
Byeeeeeeee
Yeah......good luck with that.
Cheese, I've been stockpiling tons of cheese. Everybody loves cheese i'll be able to trade for ANYTHING!
I'm no expert, but I don't think that WWIII is the most direct threat to the world right now. It's an entertaining hypothetical though. If I had to add something to the list, I would say to add some bags of rice to both your personal storage and barter list. Also, you could add a gas-powered generator.Quote:
Originally Posted by xxscriptzxx
I would agree that it is eventually inevitable but I can't say by then I won't have my trusty laser pistol and flying car. For now my emergency planning is a little more general.
I was just checking my email and I found this:
http://www.offthegridnews.com/2015/0...-for-a-crisis/
Maybe it'll help...
I've been writing my Congressmen. I think we should just skip WWIII and go directly to WWIV. It would save a ton of pennies.
We can't deny that WW3 will come, in our lifetime, probably not. But it's human nature to get PO and overreact, or just common knowledge that someone somewhere wants what you want and will attack for it. Even if a massive world war broke out tomorrow I doubt having some rocks and condoms will put you over the survival curb. Not picking on your strategy but take it from a guy who has fought in war. You'll need a lot more than that.
I have to say that has to be the heaviest and least useful list I have ever seen.
Needs some work.
"sex toys" ...... Seriously?
No way you don't think the sex toys will get him through? Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by xjosh40x
You must realize that if a force ever does attack the US mainland they will be pretty equipped. NVGs, thermal imaging, top notch comms, and better weapons. Not including man power and air. If you think going out in the woods and hiding will save you realize that the enemy has the training and tech to find you. If you want to survive then submit yourself to the possibility of refugee camps or if you want to be part of the resistance then better get with a group. Whatever your choices make sure your positive of what it is you're getting into cause there won't be a chance to change your mind.
Ain't gonna happen. I forbid it. No Commie is messin' with my senior discounts!
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Well I guess one could have a good time during the end of mankind!!! HaQuote:
Originally Posted by wilderness medic
Maybe just sell an "invader sticker" for $5 bucks to put your varmint hunting license?
Automatic weapons will be allowed,..... as well a baiting.
Groups will be allowed.
Just remember before you become a master fisher, you have to be a master baiter.
LOL.....Good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iskander
Actually when I saw your name, though it was another silver reference....LOL......and I was gonna agree with you.
Lol no but he makes a decent point about copper and zinc. Now all I have to do is learn how to actually make a battery with it. And how to use a makeshift battery with my appliances so I can still watch Walking Dead while real S is H-ing TF so I can be like "Man why couldn't it have been like THIS?"
Me and my buddies are gonna go all "Red Dawn", the senior version on 'em!
Wait wait. I should have said: so I don't have to worry about my sex toy dying. "Hang in there Valerie! I just need to go grab some zinc and we'll get you all fixed up. Don't you die on me!!"