Caffeine-infused Toothbrush. Seriously?

Here's one multi-use item that I won't be buying, although I'll bet it makes $$$$$$$$ for Colgate.

"Colgate is working on a project that combines two things many people do in the morning -- brushing their teeth and drinking coffee.

According to a patent filed by the company, Colgate will develop a toothbrush capable of "releasing a chemical into the mouth during use."
The "chemicals" include caffeine, painkilling drugs or appetite suppressants."

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/col...tml?hpt=us_bn8

Do you think I could get a patent for one that releases a contraceptive foam?
We can market them to blondes, who think they can get pregnant by.....oh, never mind. That Colgate patent probably covers it.:whistling:

Quote:

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Originally Posted by 2dumb2kwit

by.....oh, never mind.

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No, really.... by what? :innocent:

Wtf.com

eb

Funny, getting coffee stains on your teeth from your toothpaste....

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