Something to wake up to.

Bacon cooking alarm clock.

http://bacontoday.com/waken-bacon-th...n-alarm-clock/

I bet they sell a bunch of them.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Ken

Forget the bacon. I'd rather wake up next to the pig than be that alarm clock and wake up next to you, 2Dumb.

There. I'm happy now. Feel free to move my post to the other thread now, Crash.

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Ya know, it's so good to have you back *sniff* you and 2dumb at each others throats makes the world right again!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Winnie

Ya know, it's so good to have you back *sniff* you and 2dumb at each others throats makes the world right again!

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Awww! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long, long time! :blush:

Ken, you've been nominated to give 2D away at his upcoming wedding. And don't leave any bread crumbs (or bacon bits, in 2D's case) behind you.

Reminds me of Ken and 2D

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/v...psdc6bc697.jpg

I already have a bacon alarm clock but thanks.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/fo...-the-bacon.jpg

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