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A New F.A.R.T Chapter.
As I.F.A.R.T.E.D I feel it only right and proper to announce to the forums that our F.A.R.Ts have a new and ...er... unusual new uniform. Maybe its the weather, maybe they are having a simultaneous manopause. But I have a feeling they gave 2Dumb permission to unleash his Mule with some Spandex and thread. ( See post 51 http://www.wilderness-survival.net/f...ut-there/page3)
Now I admit to feeling somewhat disloyal, But for the general emotional wellbeing of the members of the female persuasion and those of a nervous disposition could someone please control their F.A.R.Ts. I know it means making a decision about who is in fact in charge, after all, F.A.R.Ts are well known for their capriciousness, its sometimes difficult to know if theyre coming or going, remember the rotating door in the control vehicle, that got real messy. There is only one way to say this, please cover your F.A.R.Ts.
To end on a positive note, I like what youve done with the Dock. It looks much tidier now the birds have been shooed away, and the new decking looks pretty spiffy too. It must have taken an awful lot out of yall to get it up to standard in time for the uniform unveiling parade.
Cheers, I.F.A.R.T.E.D
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It is a right smart looking dock isn't it? Our good friend, Mohammed, over at Homeland Security came through with all kinds of funding for us. We've heard talk that some think it's a little too large but we decided slightly too big rather than slightly too small.
http://www.arabianoilandgas.com/pict...k Qatargas.JPG
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That good ole Mohamad has one keen sense of humor........leaving that burning tower of gas for us F.A.R.T.S.
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That's the vent pipe from the F.A.R.T. outhouse.
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I guess we should tone it down on the chili.
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You've done it now, Pal's going to lose those two boats, you know that don't you?
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2D2K said the mule tied em up pretty good.
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You should see that critter tie an overhoof knot. Pretty amazing.
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Hand up, nope, not touching the keys to the boats, nope not me again
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So, where exactly are the boats gonna be tied up?....or are they tied up already?, and so small ya can't see them or the dock is so big and makes the boats LOOK small....I can see a problem getting lost on that dock....I mean how many naps you gonna need to find them there boats.....if there are any boats.....You know?
Too hard for me.......
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