I said in my taxi thread it was the 3rd thing I taxied I lied!
Last winter when I was up in Alaska visiting a freind, we were attacked! Yeah, we were just sitting in his tee-pee when we heard an ungodly noise come out of the forrest. I looked at him and said "What the hell was that!" He looked at me and said "I don't know!" This really threw me for a loop, cause Dude knows his s**t!
We argued a bit on who was going to go investigate, cause it was 200 below zero ya know. Well he looked at me and said "Come on man, you know I don't have any shoes!"
Well I went out, cuz I was smart enough to have worn tennishoes! I no more exited the tee-pee when a 1500 lb deer-bear charged! Not being smart enough to have taken a proper weapon with me ,like a .22, I quickly went for my trusty sling shot, loaded up a lugnut and fired!!! The beast dropped at my feet!
Well, it froze so quick, we broke all Dudes stone tools trying to cut it up. So I threw it over my shoulder and carried it 250 miles back to town. Well dude help me shoulder it. You don't really think I could lift it myself do ya, common!
