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hunter63
01-02-2010, 03:53 PM
If y'all are following the Wilderness female thread, I want to relate a Rendezvous story.
Mail order Brides????????
While back we were at The Villa Louis Mansion in Prairie du Chen, WI
called the Big River Rendezvous.
Fathers day, every year, very large camp 700 + lodges.
On the banks of the Mississippi River, with a couple river boats docked there.
Well it was early in the river boat season, the crew was pretty much collage kids, not much experience.
So about dusk, a dinner cruise boat was trying to dock, good current, crew was having a time getting it to land.
This kinda attracted a crowd on reenactors, mountain men, mo-hawks, soldiers and rif raff of all sorts, walked down to the landing watching the poor crew at work.
As it was a dinner cruise, most all aboard were older men/women...lots more women the men????
As they all crowded on to the landing side, both decks one of the older women, hollered out, "who do you guys think you are, anyway, wild Indians, pirates, bums?"
Large mountain man, long hair, beard, loin cloth, hold up a large tankard of cool aid, hollered back, "We ordered young women, these are all too old, send them back!"
Morel to the story, how picky do ya wanna get?.
rebel
01-02-2010, 04:00 PM
That paints a picture.
crashdive123
01-02-2010, 05:06 PM
I'll bet that woman that hollered out turned to her husband and said "Well, I never!"
He, having had enough over the years probably blurted out these last words "Dag-Nab-It! That's been your problem all along."
BENESSE
01-02-2010, 05:47 PM
Morel to the story, how picky do ya wanna get?.
The more desperate you are, the less picky you get.
I've seen it over and over again, on both sides.
Advice: Never put yourself in a position to feel desperate in the first place.
2dumb2kwit
01-02-2010, 05:52 PM
Well....combining the two threads, I'll just ask.
Alaska.....that's close to Russia, right???:innocent:
http://www.russianwoman.ca/
Ole WV Coot
01-02-2010, 05:54 PM
The more desperate you are, the less picky you get.
I've seen it over and over again, on both sides.
Advice: Never put yourself in a position to feel desperate in the first place.
I've been drunk. I've been desperate. I've been both drunk and desperate but I have never had to chew my arm off the next morning. Us mature gentlemen have a little more class. More "Suave & Deboner":drool:
BENESSE
01-02-2010, 06:02 PM
Us mature gentlemen have a little more class. More "Suave & Deboner":drool:
Count yourself an exception, Coot.
As the saying goes, there's no fool like an old fool.
cowgirlup
01-03-2010, 01:19 PM
The more desperate you are, the less picky you get.
It should be that way but there are always hold outs to that rule.
We have a guy friend who is not so attractive, pushing 50, not all that healty, owes money to everyone and is a habitual liar. Not much personality either. He is confident he can get a hot 20 year old girl. He keeps trying. It's pretty sad.
His guy friends have tried explaining to him that he is at best a "4" and he will not get a "10"! But he's not understanding the math.:innocent:
2dumb2kwit
01-03-2010, 01:30 PM
It should be that way but there are always hold outs to that rule.
We have a guy friend who is not so attractive, pushing 50, not all that healty, owes money to everyone and is a habitual liar. Not much personality either. He is confident he can get a hot 20 year old girl. He keeps trying. It's pretty sad.
His guy friends have tried explaining to him that he is at best a "4" and he will not get a "10"! But he's not understanding the math.:innocent:
Yeah, but aren't y'all gonna feel silly, if he lands one! LOL:innocent:
Sarge47
01-03-2010, 01:48 PM
It should be that way but there are always hold outs to that rule.
We have a guy friend who is not so attractive, pushing 50, not all that healty, owes money to everyone and is a habitual liar. Not much personality either. He is confident he can get a hot 20 year old girl. He keeps trying. It's pretty sad.
His guy friends have tried explaining to him that he is at best a "4" and he will not get a "10"! But he's not understanding the math.:innocent:
It's not impossible, it will depend on how much $$$ he's offering. :sneaky2:
Camp10
01-03-2010, 02:09 PM
It should be that way but there are always hold outs to that rule.
We have a guy friend who is not so attractive, pushing 50, not all that healty, owes money to everyone and is a habitual liar. Not much personality either. He is confident he can get a hot 20 year old girl. He keeps trying. It's pretty sad.
His guy friends have tried explaining to him that he is at best a "4" and he will not get a "10"! But he's not understanding the math.:innocent:
So, does this "friend" know you call him ugly, old, unhealthy, poor and a liar?:) Maybe if he broke from you guys he might have a shot!!:innocent: LOL
hunter63
01-03-2010, 02:34 PM
But a lot of lottery tickets??????/
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/hunter63/lottowinnwrcrop.jpg
cowgirlup
01-03-2010, 03:45 PM
So, does this "friend" know you call him ugly, old, unhealthy, poor and a liar?:) Maybe if he broke from you guys he might have a shot!!:innocent: LOL
He's my husbands "friend" as in he's known him for years. But yeah, the guys have been pretty blunt about it.
It's not impossible, it will depend on how much $$$ he's offering. :sneaky2:
He's broke. Owe's everybody. Not a chance.
If he gets one it is because hell froze over,:innocent:
"Allocen, have someone check the furnaces. I feel a draft."
"As you command, Lucifer."
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 05:31 PM
He's broke. Owe's everybody. Not a chance.
If he gets one it is because hell froze over,:innocent:
We've got a friend like that.
And he's very picky.
That's one pot you can't find a lid for no matter what.
rwc1969
01-03-2010, 05:32 PM
...He's broke. Owe's everybody. Not a chance.
If he gets one it is because hell froze over,:innocent:
Tell him to move to Michigan. He'll fit in just fine.
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 05:55 PM
It's not impossible, it will depend on how much $$$ he's offering. :sneaky2:
The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
Are the girls the only ones who get it?
Oh, no. There are plenty of gals out there in the same stew.
cowgirlup
01-03-2010, 06:09 PM
The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
Are the girls the only ones who get it?
They're trying to be hopeful and supportive I guess.
Everyone loves to root for the under dog:)
Not plane, nor bird, nor even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog.
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BENESSE
01-03-2010, 06:31 PM
Here's my observation gleaned from friends & family:
The longer people remain single, the more baggage they accumulate, the less tolerant they are, the pickier they get, the less chance they have in finding a mate.
And if they don't have good friends and family to set them straight they will forever delude themselves and remain single.
Sometimes it's a good thing but most of the time a complete waste.
Well, do you think they could still rent a mate for....say.....15 minutes. Who am I kiddin'? 5 minutes?
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 06:39 PM
Well, do you think they could still rent a mate for....say.....15 minutes. Who am I kiddin'? 5 minutes?
Who are you kiddin'?
They could, and do, but it's not the same as having one there 24/7 like Mrs. Rick & Mr. BENESSE.
Oh, yeah. Right. Sure. Mrs. Rick. Uh huh. I was just wonderin'......really.
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 07:06 PM
Oh, yeah. Right. Sure. Mrs. Rick. Uh huh. I was just wonderin'......really.
Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do or die in the service of Mrs. Rick. If you don't believe me, just ax her.
hoosierarcher
01-03-2010, 07:42 PM
I read an article 2 or 3 years ago in which it stated that modern mail order brides cost the expectent groom an average of $10,000 up front plus all the money that must be spent romancing her and even after all that money is paid out if she isn't feeling it after 3 months you're out all the money and still alone. The article also hinted that as many as 50% of the companies are scams in one of the following ways, 1) they just want the up front payment and have only a few women playing multiple men at a time. 2) They just want to get over here to America and are looking for the fast track to citizenship. You sponsor and pay for them to get here plus when you marry them they get on a very excellerated track for citizenship. They then divorce you ASAP and that costs you more. 3) They get you to pay their way here then they disappear in the prostitution slave underground.
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 07:53 PM
There's just no substitute for an old fashioned courtship and romance, I don't care who you are, how old, or where you live.
If you have to pay for it, you're not getting it.
Camp10
01-03-2010, 07:54 PM
The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead.
Are the girls the only ones who get it?
No, everyone gets it and everyone knows someone like this. It is much more fun building up thier confidence and watching...:)
Benesse, really. Any man that says he's never paid for it is either a liar or has never been married. I pay for it every single solitary day of my dreary long life.
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 07:58 PM
Benesse, really. Any man that says he's never paid for it is either a liar or has never been married. I pay for it every single solitary day of my dreary long life.
And you LOVE it, who are you trying to kid?
Gives you a raison d'tre.
True. True. Just sayin'......
Ole WV Coot
01-03-2010, 08:05 PM
Benesse, really. Any man that says he's never paid for it is either a liar or has never been married. I pay for it every single solitary day of my dreary long life.
You forgot this ain't like a house. You can't pay it off and still have it. If it goes South so does everything you have plus dibs on whatever you may get from selling a kidney or other body parts. When I was young I liked to rent, but that was me.:sneaky2: Just like the old farmer told me " after the post is gone the posthole will still be there. :blushing:
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 08:07 PM
True. True. Just sayin'......
I know honey, it does feel good just sayin' it.
I like to hear myself say it too, occasionally.:)
BENESSE
01-03-2010, 08:10 PM
Just like the old farmer told me " after the post is gone the posthole will still be there. :blushing:
Obviously you haven't met the right post Coot.:)
I never should have opened this thread. Now I have the Underdog theme song going through my head.
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Don't click on the link. Stop, don't do it... Seriously...
Mac
God bless Wally Cox where ever he is. One of my mostest favorites.
rwc1969
01-03-2010, 10:56 PM
Benesse, I agree on the less tolerant part, but I think it comes from failed relationships rather than just being single. I'm much less tolerant after my relationship of 9 years wen't down the tubes.
And we all pay for it in one way or the other. Sometimes the girl pays, but usually it's the guy. There were times I'd a rather gave her a 100 bucks rather than have to sit and listen to her gripe every day when I got hope from work about all her "soap operatic" daily events. It got to be like a charlie brown episode, Mwo mwo mwo....Uh huh, yes maam, mwo mwo mwo mwo...really, mwo mwo mwo mwo mwo...ok.
Hopefully I'll find someone else, but I am surely less tolerant than I was 10 years ago.
cowgirlup
01-03-2010, 11:31 PM
Any bad experience leaves you cautious. My first marriage was to a guy who had some mental problems and refused help. When that (thankfully) ended I wouldn't even talk to any boys for a few years! LOL
Then I was probably extra picky but there are worse things than being alone!!!
hoosierarcher
01-04-2010, 12:37 AM
cowgirlup- My ex was/is mentally ill too. I'm still single after 14 years. Been on thousands of first dates. Hundreds of seconds only two third dates. I get even a whiff of bad crazy and I start sweating. I figured out how to make them think the idea of not going forward is their idea. 49th birthday on 01-14-2010 so I guess I'm out of the gene pool now. So it doesn't matter.
Here's one for the ladies. "Why Women Stay Single":
http://www.joketribe.com/video/Why.Women.Stay.Single.php
Ole WV Coot
01-04-2010, 05:11 PM
Kick it around all you like. The same lady has been baking my biscuits for over 45yrs as of last month. Nothing has changed, good times or bad. I am a happy camper, believe it or not.
cowgirlup
01-04-2010, 06:03 PM
Kick it around all you like. The same lady has been baking my biscuits for over 45yrs as of last month. Nothing has changed, good times or bad. I am a happy camper, believe it or not.
I believe it! Good for you and the Mrs.
cowgirlup- My ex was/is mentally ill too. I'm still single after 14 years. Been on thousands of first dates. Hundreds of seconds only two third dates. I get even a whiff of bad crazy and I start sweating. I figured out how to make them think the idea of not going forward is their idea. 49th birthday on 01-14-2010 so I guess I'm out of the gene pool now. So it doesn't matter.
I know exactly what you mean. But you never know. After 12 years I wasn't even looking and found a keeper! ;)
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