Numpty spotting & communication guide!

[Sarge47]

Numpty spotting & communication guide:

As most of you know, or should know, the term, "numpty," is UK for "idiot. Oft-times numpties could be in our midst & we wouldn't even know it. Even if you did spot one, would you know what to say to them without offending them? Believe me, I've tried, it's a lot harder than you might think. Numpties are mentally challenged by something labeled "Overt Stupidity Syndrome." Don't laugh, it's a real illness & they deserve our sympathy, not our mocking and teasing. When speaking to a numpty use words of one syllable & no more than 4 to 5 letters tops. Pictures also help! Remember, the average IQ of a numpty is usually smaller than their shoe-size, so be considerate! One way to spot a numpty is to look for "numpty survival gear." the following describes the gear & also teaches you how to speak fluent numpty.

a.) The most obvious "tell" is the numpty's "survival knife." Usually the blade length is so long that they're almost tripping over it. As a matter of fact, if they wear shorts you might spot a multitude of band-aids covering the nicks & cuts they've accidently adminsistered to themselves while attempting to hang it from their belts. Blade lengths can range in length from a foot to the length of a Sumarai sword; remember the "Wall of God" guy & his Katana? So if you spot this give-away, be kind. You might want to gently ask: "Is that your survival knife or did your great-great-great grandfather ride with General Custer as one of his officers?
http://www.realmcollections.com/images/pl/Sabers_M1860_Light_Cavalry_Sabres_500618_2236.jpgN ext, look for the "numpty canteen," easy to spot because of it's unusal design & shape. When spotting one of these, simply ask: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice the yellow stains around your mouth and on your teeth, are you a chain smoker?"
http://www.vitalitymedical.com/isroot/Stores/VitalityMedical/picmid/PPIH140D01.jpg (http://www.vitalitymedical.com/Product/Premium-Plastics-Plastic-Urinal-H140D01.html)Finally, the perfect foil to bring a numpty out of hiding is to hold out a Bear Grylls DVD & say: "Oh, pardon me, did you drop this?" However be cautious using this as some have reported losing fingers, a hand, or in one really bad case, a whole arm. Best just to drop it & run.
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Anyway, that's all for now, more later. :innocent:

[wareagle69]

ok thanks sarge i''l try to keep the words down to four leters or less, so how's this

hi ken, how are you, are you ok, so long for now


so how'd i do sarge

[Rick]

I hate to admit this but I've carried that canteen more than I care to think about. Sometimes it was attached to a good looking lady nurse and sometimes it was attached to a guy nurse. As luck would have it, my wife is an RN and she's explained, in detail, how I can stay healthy.

[canid]

i have a box of old hospital urinal bottles sitting in my back yard for some reason. it seems to have been left there by one of the tweakers who's lived in the back previously.

maybe i should open a surplus store for the numpty-inclined?

[crashdive123]

Or open up a lemonade stand.

[Sarge47]

ok thanks sarge i''l try to keep the words down to four leters or less, so how's this

hi ken, how are you, are you ok, so long for now


so how'd i do sarge
Not too good, I'm afraid. 1st though, leaving one of the "t's" out of the word letter & including the grammatical errors was a stroke of genius; however, Ken is NOT a numpty! He's a lawyer and therefore your post was way over his head. Also you did not include any pictures, like stacks of currency, for example. How do you expect him to understand you if you insist on using such big words? :sneaky2:

[Sarge47]

i have a box of old hospital urinal bottles sitting in my back yard for some reason. it seems to have been left there by one of the tweakers who's lived in the back previously.

maybe i should open a surplus store for the numpty-inclined?There is a source that buys those in box-lots, I believe it's called: "Numpties-R-Us!" :innocent:

[wareagle69]

Not too good, I'm afraid. 1st though, leaving one of the "t's" out of the word letter & including the grammatical errors was a stroke of genius; however, Ken is NOT a numpty! He's a lawyer and therefore your post was way over his head. Also you did not include any pictures, like stacks of currency, for example. How do you expect him to understand you if you insist on using such big words? :sneaky2:

true,true, very true, hmm how to simplify it for the liarwer then hhmmm oh oh i know i'll go get my 3 yr old nephew and have him type it, maybe then it would be simple enough for kenneth to understand

[mountain mama]

Some of us make it simple for y'all and just proclaim ourselves Numpty's in our title :D

[Ken]

hi ken,

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/hello_funny/images/hello4.gif


how are you,

http://www.cpluv.com/www/medias/imfinethankyou/imfinethankyou_48b5a31c7ad82.jpg


are you ok,

http://leadgraffiti.com/users_images/portfolio/poster-hell-yes-800.jpg



so long for now

http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f305/glitterhound/comments/anti-valentines-day/up-yours.gif

[2dumb2kwit]

Dang.....and I thought "ebonics" was bad.:innocent:

[Ken]

http://www.ebonics-translator.com/learn_ebonics.php

[wareagle69]

well i can't say your clients are getting a fair deal but you sure is entertaining

[Sarge47]

If you have any Numpty questins, just ask "Auntie Sarge" & I'll answer as best I can! :sneaky2:

[Ken]

Dear Auntie Sarge,

Can you please tell me when hunting season opens on these critters? Can you bait 'em?

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=326&dateline=1226781769 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=326)


Thank you,
Ken

[Sarge47]

Dear Auntie Sarge,

Can you please tell me when hunting season opens on these critters? Can you bait 'em?

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=326&dateline=1226781769 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=326)


Thank you,
KenYes, little Ken, there are several ways to bait them:
1.) Leave a nice big mug of warm urine for them to drink while they watch one of the "Man vs. Wild" DVD's you leave for them along with an "El Cheapo hollow-handled Rambo-styled knife." The down side is you'll then waste many hours listening to them tell you how the Discovery Channel should feature them on their next Survival series where they go out into the wilds in sub-zero weather right in the heart of Polar Bear country with nothing more than a diaper & a toothbrush!

2.) Tell them that you really think they're "unappreciated" and that you want to learn all the "survival" you can from them since they're obviously a "super-expert." The way that you know that to be true is they have told you so themselves.

Either method will work! Pssst! WE is NOT a numpty, okay? :cool2:

[Ken]

Dear Auntie Sarge,

I am building my own Altoids PSK. What kind of tent would you recommend for my PSK?

And when the hell are you gonna' answer the last question I asked? :sneaky2:

Thank you,
Ken

EDIT: Okay, you answered my last question but why did it take you so long?

[Ken]

Pssst! WE is NOT a numpty, okay? :cool2:

WE? Who is WE?

[Sarge47]

Dear Auntie Sarge,

I am building my own Altoids PSK. What kind of tent would you recommend for my PSK?

And when the hell are you gonna' answer the last question I asked? :sneaky2:

Thank you,
Ken

EDIT: Okay, you answered my last question but why did it take you so long?...cut old Auntie Sarge some slack or I'll feed you your own gonads! I'm old & decrepit, ok? By the way, the "tent inquiry" is not a question about numpties, but rather, a question FOR numpties! So, if any are around, I'll let them answer. :innocent:

[Ken]

...cut old Auntie Sarge some slack or I'll feed you your own gonads! I'm old & decrepit, ok? By the way, the "tent inquiry" is not a question about numpties, but rather, a question FOR numpties! So, if any are around, I'll let them answer. :innocent:

Gee. I was only trying to help you start your advice column with a few questions. :blushing: And I really don't care all that much for Rocky Mountain Oysters.

And you didn't say "questions about numpties," you said "Numpty questions." :sneaky2:

And Auntie Sarge, is your first name "Abby?"

[Ken]

Auntie Sarge! Auntie Sarge!


Here's a new avatar for you!


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Now let me find one for Uncle Rick.

[Sarge47]

WE? Who is WE?WE is Wareagle of course, you posted his avatar, remember? :innocent:

[Ken]

Wareagle who?

[Sarge47]

Gee. I was only trying to help you start your advice column with a few questions. :blushing: And I really don't care all that much for Rocky Mountain Oysters.

And you didn't say "questions about numpties," you said "Numpty questions." :sneaky2:

And Auntie Sarge, is your first name "Abby?"Okay, questions about numpties...counselor. No, my 1st name is not "Abby", although at one point in my life I thought Abbey Hoffman was the greatest thing since sliced bread! :innocent:

[Sarge47]

Auntie Sarge! Auntie Sarge!


Here's a new avatar for you!


http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:bcwvVtq-_n5nWM:http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d4142bdc3b6a47-500pi (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://a3.vox.com/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d4142bdc3b6a47-500pi&imgrefurl=http://cupcate.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d4142bdc3b6a47.html&usg=__RLi-PU0dBFxFKpW08Y35NTNFNYs=&h=468&w=425&sz=45&hl=en&start=47&tbnid=bcwvVtq-_n5nWM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddear%2Babby%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D18%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D36)

Now let me find one for Uncle Rick.

Not mean enough, she looks like a numpty herself! Ya got one with a snarling wolf-face looking out from those locks? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:bC0P6VJQGMsoXM:http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/06/04/embassy.bombings.02/story.albright.jpg (http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/06/04/embassy.bombings.02/story.albright.jpg)



This one? :)

[Ken]

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?????

[Ken]

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?????????? :sneaky2:

[wareagle69]

Dear Auntie Sarge,

Can you please tell me when hunting season opens on these critters? Can you bait 'em?

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/image.php?u=326&dateline=1226781769 (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/member.php?u=326)


Thank you,
Ken

hunting season is now closed, sorry u missed it, it was open year round for many years, but trust me when i say this, some of the best hunters there are tried to find this elusive animal, none were sucsessful

[2dumb2kwit]

Hey Sarge, you can use this one, if you like. LOL

[Lorna]

Okay 2d2k when you go insulting Sarge you've gone to far. Walking away muttering to myself, see Sarge 2d2k is the perfect example of why some animals eat their young. :angry:

[Sarge47]

Okay 2d2k when you go insulting Sarge you've gone to far. Walking away muttering to myself, see Sarge 2d2k is the perfect example of why some animals eat their young. :angry:Actually I liked 2 D's choice!:sneaky2:

[2dumb2kwit]

Okay 2d2k when you go insulting Sarge you've gone to far. Walking away muttering to myself, see Sarge 2d2k is the perfect example of why some animals eat their young. :angry:

How is that, insulting sarge?
I'm not saying that sarge is stupid, I was saying that he could use that as an avatar....calling other people stupid.

Sheez....I'm gonna have to start explaining my post, so that everyone gets it.

[mountain mama]

Okay, as resident numpty, I have to say, Ken, that I was unable to pack even a tube tent into my Altoids can. Can you please tell me how this is done? :P

[Lorna]

If I misunderstood your intent 2d2k then I humbly apologize. I just didn't like the thought of you insulting Sarge. :crying:

[2dumb2kwit]

If I misunderstood your intent 2d2k then I humbly apologize. I just didn't like the thought of you insulting Sarge. :crying:

I understand.

Actually, it was meant as a compliment, to sarge.
Some people I do joke around with, but Ken is the only one that I really insult.....and only when he deserves it! LOL:innocent:

[wareagle69]

when does he not deserve it?
lorna some things are even more fun than insulting sarge, like patronizing him is even better, but you'll get used to the banter here, ol sarge he been around lon tine, he smata cookie

[Sarge47]

when does he not deserve it?
lorna some things are even more fun than insulting sarge, like patronizing him is even better, but you'll get used to the banter here, ol sarge he been around lon tine, he smata cookieLet's not forget that I was the one that named this group "The Wolf-Pack." So I better have a tough hide! Right? :sneaky2:

[Ken]

when does he not deserve it?

:sneaky2:


Let's not forget that I was the one that named this group "The Wolf-Pack." So I better have a tough hide! Right? :sneaky2:


Yeah. Right. :innocent:

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[Ken]

Okay, as resident numpty, I have to say, Ken, that I was unable to pack even a tube tent into my Altoids can. Can you please tell me how this is done? :P

Large tin. Small tent. :blushing:

[wareagle69]

thats right sarge you da man (i'll let you know where to forward the check)

[Sarge47]

:sneaky2:




Yeah. Right. :innocent:

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:3v3i1nKFwMCPbM:http://genkidene.blogsome.com/images/cream%2520puff.JPG (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://genkidene.blogsome.com/images/cream%2520puff.JPG&imgrefurl=http://genkidene.blogsome.com/2007/02/&usg=__ADqTqhl5ZKsPAapgJAmq_uM8SYk=&h=373&w=427&sz=22&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=3v3i1nKFwMCPbM:&tbnh=110&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcream%2Bpuffs%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)... .that looks yummy! (see, I don't even let Ken bother me.:sneaky2:)

[wareagle69]

but serioulsy folks back on topic, how do i spot a numpty ha thats easy just look at kens avatar there you have it, now you know what to look for, happy hunting

this psa brought to you by the great wareagle

[Lorna]

Sorry, guys I just have a soft spot in my heart for some people. Now on the other hand I can rip peoples throats out with the best of them. :D

[Ken]

Sorry, guys I just have a soft spot in my heart for some people. :D

Lorna, you are such a wonderful lady! :)


but serioulsy folks back on topic, how do i spot a numpty ha thats easy just look at kens avatar there you have it, now you know what to look for, happy hunting

this psa brought to you by the great wareagle

Numpty? NUMPTY? :sneaky2: WE - I've gotta' have what, 15+ years on you? How bout this - you come down my way for a couple of weeks. Bring a 2,000 calorie/day food supply with you. I won't bring any food except coffee, which really isn't food anyway. You eat only what you bring. I'll eat only what I can hunt/fish/forage. Water purifiers and our individual choice of equipment (30 lbs. or less) are allowed. You keep up with me for 2 weeks and let's see who loses weight and who gains weight. Okay? :)


....that looks yummy! (see, I don't even let Ken bother me.:sneaky2:)

That's 'cause you're too busy bothering yourself. :sneaky2:

[Ken]

P.S. Since you're my friend :) I won't let anything bad happen to you, WE. Promise!

[Winnie]

Just out of a matter of interest Ken, are you constipated?? I'm getting rather concerned for your wellbeing.
Just wondering cos you've been very billious the last couple of days:innocent:

Can the nice, funny Ken come back please?

[Ken]

Just out of a matter of interest Ken, are you constipated?? I'm getting rather concerned for your wellbeing.
Just wondering cos you've been very billious the last couple of days:innocent:

Can the nice, funny Ken come back please?

Ken will be back in 2 days. He's been on vacation and I'm just filling in for him. :innocent:

[Winnie]

Ken will be back in 2 days. He's been on vacation and I'm just filling in for him. :innocent:

Goodoh!:).

[Rick]

Billious and constipated. That succinctly sums up Ken. Nice one, that, Winnie. Here in the states we'd just say he's full of sh**. I like the way you said it much better.

[Ken]

Billious and constipated. That succinctly sums up Ken. Nice one, that, Winnie. Here in the states we'd just say he's full of sh**. I like the way you said it much better.

Unlike some people here :sneaky2: wychwood has an element of class and dignity. She and I must be related. :innocent:

[Rick]

I don't disagree with Winnie being a class act. SHE certainly is.

[Lorna]

Ah, Ken thank you so much for the kind words. :blush: Psst! I like whatever Ken happens to be around at any given moment. :winkiss:

[Ken]

I don't disagree with Winnie being a class act. SHE certainly is.

Need I remind you of your indiscretions? :sneaky2:

(Rick originally posted this pic.)

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[Rick]

I truly hope that you are NOT implying that's Winnie!!:eek: Shame on you for that!!

[Ken]

I truly hope that you are NOT implying that's Winnie!!:eek: Shame on you for that!!

No, I'm not. I said YOUR indiscretions. You - in the thong.

[Rick]

I agreed with you. How did you manage to disagree with me when I agreed with you? Geeze Louise.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

PLEASE DO NOT POST THAT PIC EVER AGAIN!!!! I almost lost my lunch!!! It was settling well until I saw THAT!!!

[Rick]

You probably didn't notice the dollar bill sticking out of the back of the thong. Hey, I have to carry money somewhere.

[crashdive123]

Unlike some people here :sneaky2: wychwood has an element of class and dignity. She and I must be related. :innocent:

Almost elegant I would say.

[Ken]

Thank you, Crash! :innocent:

[wareagle69]

P.S. Since you're my friend :) I won't let anything bad happen to you, WE. Promise!

if you was a true samurai then you would be able to come up here and live for two weeks, with what you hunt and forage, just leave a message on the machine when i should pick you up at the airport

[Ken]

if you was a true samurai then you would be able to come up here and live for two weeks, with what you hunt and forage, just leave a message on the machine when i should pick you up at the airport

But WE! :innocent: You're the guru. I'm the Numpty. Can't I at least have a home court advantage? :blushing:

[wareagle69]

sure ken i'll allow that, just take care of a few small things for me and i'll be right down

[Ken]

sure ken i'll allow that, just take care of a few small things for me and i'll be right down

Deal! THIS is gonna' be one helluva' reality show! :clap:

[wareagle69]

oh yeah i forgot to mention, at no charge to me at all

[Ken]

oh yeah i forgot to mention, at no charge to me at all

Travel expenses only.

[wareagle69]

i was reffering to the small matters that neeeded attending to

[Ken]

i was reffering to the small matters that neeeded attending to

No charge for them. Only reimbursement of my travel expenses.

[wareagle69]

deal, ya might need a flight that stops off at more than one state tho, how about the greyhound that might work better

[Ken]

deal, ya might need a flight that stops off at more than one state tho, how about the greyhound that might work better

I fly. Only fly. But tell ya' what - for you, I'll go coach.

[wareagle69]

motor coach?

[Ken]

motor coach?

http://www.topblogposts.com/files/korean-air-coach-cabin/1.jpg

[Sarge47]

Here's why this thread is so important. As you read, or re-read through it you begin to realize that you can't tell the Numpties apart from the Pack in most cases without a guide like this one! :sneaky2::innocent::online2long:

[mountain mama]

Although, some of us are clearly labeled :p

[Justin Case]

At what point is one no longer considered a "Newbie"?

(Look, I updated my profile and Have an Avatar) LOL

[Rick]

right after you become an Oldbie. Sheeeesh.

[Justin Case]

right after you become an Oldbie. Sheeeesh.

does that mean when I can order off the Senior Menu ?

[trax]

does that mean when I can order off the Senior Menu ?
and receive the complimentary beverage, it really does have it's perks.

[Rick]

Along with the senior discount.

[owl_girl]

a.) The most obvious "tell" is the numpty's "survival knife." Blade lengths can range in length from a foot to the length of a Sumarai sword;

my kukri is half an inch short of being a numpty knife. YAY!

[Rick]

Personally, I'm a tad upset because my katana is over the mark.

[owl_girl]

hay katanas are great for whacking through tall grass, brush, small vines, and baby trees. ida been happy to have one in hawaii. dont need one now though.

[Ken]

I may not be a newbie anymore because the "R" on my Rambo knife is almost worn off. :innocent:

[Justin Case]

as long as the little compass on the handle still works ,,

[crashdive123]

At what point is one no longer considered a "Newbie"?

(Look, I updated my profile and Have an Avatar) LOL

When you start going out for the Early Bird Specials and eating your dinner before 4:30.:wheelchair:

[Justin Case]

When you start going out for the Early Bird Specials and eating your dinner before 4:30.:wheelchair:

But it says "senior" under me Name ? LOL

[crashdive123]

Maybe it's your signature then. Just sayin'.

[Justin Case]

Maybe it's your signature then. Just sayin'.

I will change that when I have gone a whole week without Pizzin anyone off :)


(I never intend to make anyone mad)

[crashdive123]

Ah - don't worry about it. The only one you pizzed off was the grumpy ole curmudgeon.

[2dumb2kwit]

I will change that when I have gone a whole week without Pizzin anyone off :)


Oh crap....it turns out I'm still a newby!:blushing:

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