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welderguy
07-23-2009, 08:45 AM
As some of you know from other posts , the wife has developed an interest in firearms, and since she still hasn't decided on what she wants, she will be using the model 686 for he CCW class.
Well we went out to find her a holster and speed loader case , while she was trying different styles on her belt she puts on a safari land thumb break leather holster and puts her shirt over it , turns to me and says , Does this make me look fat ?
I started Laughing so hard I had tears running down my face and couldn't breath.
And since I couldn't answer her due to a lack of oxygen and my hysteria , she still doesn't have a holster she is comfortable with.
my wife needs a female friend into guns soooooooo bad. LOL

Ken
07-23-2009, 08:54 AM
That is priceless. *wipes tears*

welderguy
07-23-2009, 08:57 AM
I thought so too.

panch0
07-23-2009, 09:15 AM
Man your wife is cool. When I clean out my 12 guage in the garage before dove season she alway kind of freaks out and is like " it better not be loaded" or "can't you do that somewhere else?" She like going fishing and thats why I keep her around. Don't tell her I said that cause the couch is lumpy.

welderguy
07-23-2009, 09:19 AM
"can't you do that somewhere else?"

Look her straight in the eye and say yep but my girlfriend makes me clean hers to so i would rather do it here.

2dumb2kwit
07-23-2009, 09:22 AM
LOL...I agree with Ken, that's priceless!

(Oh, the stories I could tell about mine. LOL)

Rick
07-23-2009, 12:51 PM
My wife is perfect. (looking slowly around). No, really.

Jonesy
07-23-2009, 01:07 PM
Does this make me look fat ?


Man I hate that question. :confused1::ohmy::3::cold:

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:08 PM
My wife is perfect. (looking slowly around). No, really.
So is mine or at least she has to be she tells me so all the time.

Ken
07-23-2009, 01:11 PM
Does this make me look fat?


Man I hate that question. :confused1::ohmy::3::cold:

Thinking back, I SHOULD have told my ex-wife, "No, that doesn't make you look fat. However, the last 50 lbs. of Godiva Chocolates you stuffed down your throat has changed your appearance a bit." :sneaky2:

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:13 PM
Thinking back, I SHOULD have told my ex-wife, "No, that doesn't make you look fat. However, the last 50 lbs. of Godiva Chocolates you stuffed down your throat has changed your appearance a bit." :sneaky2:

Rotflmao, DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!! made me spit coffee all over.

Ken
07-23-2009, 01:14 PM
Then there's my fiancee, who runs 7 miles a day and then exercises for an hour.....

She worries about eating a cookie. One stinking cookie. Oh well, more for me!

Sarge47
07-23-2009, 01:15 PM
"Does this make me look fat?"

"No, but the gun looks like IT gained weight!" or:

"I'll answer in a moment, is that gun loaded?" or my favorite:

"What? Are you kidding? It brings out the "steel color" in your eyes!"

:innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:18 PM
I made the mistake of telling my wife ( at the time just my GF) that the shirt she had on made her look pregnant, Learned real quick that, that is no substitute for saying it makes ya look fat, cause you get the same results either way.

pocomoonskyeyes
07-23-2009, 01:22 PM
Shoot! My other half won't even let me keep a bb gun. so I'd trade places for sure (in attitude I mean) with any of you. But again I say ya'll are better than the Comedy channel.

Ken
07-23-2009, 01:24 PM
I made the mistake of telling my wife ( at the time just my GF) that the shirt she had on made her look pregnant, Learned real quick that, that is no substitute for saying it makes ya look fat, cause you get the same results either way.

Did you need stitches? :innocent:

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:26 PM
Did you need stitches? :innocent:

No stitches but it cost me diamond earrings. looking back stitches would of been cheaper

Rick
07-23-2009, 01:26 PM
It's the old joke...sometimes you say the wrong thing. Like the other morning I looked at my lovely wife and meant to say, "Please pass the toast, dear," but blurted out, "You've ruined my %^&%@#$ life you fat @## pig!"

Ken
07-23-2009, 01:27 PM
No stitches but it cost me diamond earrings. looking back stitches would of been cheaper

The "exchange rate" is 25 stitches per carat.

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:29 PM
The "exchange rate" is 25 stitches per carat.

ok i guess I broke even

Ken
07-23-2009, 01:29 PM
It's the old joke...sometimes you say the wrong thing. Like the other morning I looked at my lovely wife and meant to say, "Please pass the toast, dear," but blurted out, "You've ruined my %^&%@#$ life you fat @## pig!"

Why? You got something against clean computer screens and dry underware?

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:35 PM
It's the old joke...sometimes you say the wrong thing. Like the other morning I looked at my lovely wife and meant to say, "Please pass the toast, dear," but blurted out, "You've ruined my %^&%@#$ life you fat @## pig!"

OMG, thats flipping hysterical

2dumb2kwit
07-23-2009, 01:43 PM
I've been in trouble for saying the wrong thing, plenty of times. (Y'all remember "the oreo incident".) Heck, I've even been in trouble for saying the wrong thing, without knowing it!

Did y'all know that when a womans dress size ends with a W, it means "womans", ........not "wide"?????:blushing:

Sarge47
07-23-2009, 01:48 PM
I've been in trouble for saying the wrong thing, plenty of times. (Y'all remember "the oreo incident".) Heck, I've even been in trouble for saying the wrong thing, without knowing it!

Did y'all know that when a womans dress size ends with a W, it means "womans", ........not "wide"?????:blushing:Sarge's advice to the married guys. NEVER commit to anything verbally! It's like Miranda: Anything you say can & WILL be used against you. You don't even get the right to an attorney! (See about changing that, Ken!) So when they ask, just look thoughtful, then smile & say: "You know, you always look beautiful to me! So how can one improve on perfection?"

MY problem is that my wife now knows me too well so when I say that she gets this supicious look on her face & says: "You're wanting a new knife again, aren't you?" (deep sigh) oh well....:online2long:

welderguy
07-23-2009, 01:50 PM
Sarge's advice to the married guys. NEVER commit to anythin verbally! It's like Miranda: Anything you say can & WILL be used against you. You don't even get the right to an attorney! (See about changing that, Ken!) So when they ask, just look thoughtful, then smile & say: "You know, you always look beautiful to me! So how can one improve on beauty?"

MY problem is that my wife now knows me too well so when I say that she gets this supicious look on her face & says: "You're wanting a new knife again, aren't you?" (deep sigh) oh well....:online2long:

Yep they catch on quick.

Jonesy
07-23-2009, 02:15 PM
It's the old joke...sometimes you say the wrong thing. Like the other morning I looked at my lovely wife and meant to say, "Please pass the toast, dear," but blurted out, "You've ruined my %^&%@#$ life you fat @## pig!"

Note to self: Get my own toast.

crashdive123
07-23-2009, 03:02 PM
It's the old joke...sometimes you say the wrong thing. Like the other morning I looked at my lovely wife and meant to say, "Please pass the toast, dear," but blurted out, "You've ruined my %^&%@#$ life you fat @## pig!"

Just think what you would've said if you wanted jam on that toast. Whew - you dodged a big one there.

nell67
07-23-2009, 03:44 PM
Sarge's advice to the married guys. NEVER commit to anything verbally! It's like Miranda: Anything you say can & WILL be used against you. You don't even get the right to an attorney! (See about changing that, Ken!) So when they ask, just look thoughtful, then smile & say: "You know, you always look beautiful to me! So how can one improve on perfection?"

MY problem is that my wife now knows me too well so when I say that she gets this supicious look on her face & says: "You're wanting a new knife again, aren't you?" (deep sigh) oh well....:online2long:

Sarge is dead on here,but sorry Sarge,Ken can't help you now,you're married,signed the contract dude,you are stuck,stuck,stuck.

safest thing for you to do now is gorilla glue your mouth shut and get a g-tube for feeding...

trax
07-23-2009, 04:29 PM
Sure glad I don't have to worry about any of that, because you're always gorgeous MDN.

Ken
07-23-2009, 06:27 PM
Sure glad I don't have to worry about any of that, because you're always gorgeous MDN.

You guys pay attention here. You can learn a lot from this man!

nell67
07-23-2009, 06:30 PM
Sure glad I don't have to worry about any of that, because you're always gorgeous MDN.

Awww darling,you always know the right thing to say!!!
:blushing::blushing:

Rick
07-23-2009, 07:26 PM
Hey, Nell...Is a g-tube anything like a thong? 'Cause I have a picture of a thong.

oly
07-23-2009, 07:30 PM
Does this make me look fat ?


I started Laughing so hard I had tears running down my face and couldn't breath.


That is a trick question, when in doubt, lie.

Now for the laughing part, I wouldnt worry about stitches, I would worry about a cracked skull:burst:
Funny stuff there welder

nell67
07-23-2009, 08:08 PM
Hey, Nell...Is a g-tube anything like a thong? 'Cause I have a picture of a thong.

Nope Rick,it's a feeding port through the tummy,wanna see a picture of one??? Got a nice one of my nephews from when they were up 2 weeks ago,first time I got to see the little man after they put that thing in.

You post that thong pic and I will retaliate with one of my own.....remember????Muahaaahaha!

crashdive123
07-23-2009, 08:14 PM
You post that thong pic and I will retaliate with one of my own.....remember????Muahaaahaha!

Yeah, but she's HOT!!!!!!!

Rick
07-23-2009, 08:36 PM
I don't know about hot but she sure is cute. Chafed, maybe but I don't know about hot.

crashdive123
07-23-2009, 08:37 PM
Jogging on the beach like that.........probably at least 95 out there.

Rick
07-23-2009, 08:42 PM
Well....there you go, then. Hot she is!

nell67
07-23-2009, 08:48 PM
Jogging on the beach like that.........probably at least 95 out there.
LOL,more like she was 95

Rick
07-23-2009, 08:54 PM
Priscilla, honey, does this jelly doughnut make me look fat?

No baby, your money always makes you look like a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Why thank you. Thank you very much.

http://www.amateurbrainsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/elvis_pants.jpg

laughingbeetle
07-23-2009, 09:52 PM
Elvis hasn't left the building...he** he can't fit through the door!!!

rebel_chick
07-23-2009, 10:29 PM
OMG so I came into this late, but I am really laughing, I feel sorry for you guys. I bought my bf an SKS our first xmas together. I love my guns and I won't give em up for nothing! And no matter where I am at, I have one at all times. I love to go shooting. David an my dad where talking about bird hunting, all I got in on that conversation was, "I want to go" LOL. I still don't know if I am allowed to go?????


Well, if ya'll lived closer me and a good chick friend of mine go shooting all the time. We would take her with us. Support her with her guns tho. Its good for her to have and know how to handle one. I am sure I set myself up with that comment, being on her with a bunch of goofy guys and all but, hey, I can take it and laugh along with em.

Rick
07-23-2009, 10:31 PM
You bought him an SKS for Xmas? At least half the forum just fell in love.

rebel_chick
07-23-2009, 10:33 PM
LOL. he bought me a .45, and well it was defective and I traded it in for a .357. hehe

crashdive123
07-24-2009, 05:33 AM
A family that shoots together, stays together......unless one tips their hand and is really a bad shot.

Rick
07-24-2009, 08:51 AM
Or....shoots a family member....just sayin'.

Winnie
07-24-2009, 08:54 AM
I can think of a few family members that need balancing-oops shooting

mountain mama
07-24-2009, 11:12 AM
Shouldn't be too hard for her to find arms-inclined females in the great state of Texas.

My only advice to you is that when she does ask "does this make me look fat?" is that you be sure that there is no weapon in the holster before either breaking into a hysterical laugh or answering in the affirmative.

Rick
07-24-2009, 11:44 AM
I've been married for 35 years. I would NEVER laugh hysterically or answer in the affirmative no matter what! With my hearing I just pretend I didn't hear the question.

nell67
07-24-2009, 12:16 PM
Shouldn't be too hard for her to find arms-inclined females in the great state of Texas.

My only advice to you is that when she does ask "does this make me look fat?" is that you be sure that there is no weapon in the holster before either breaking into a hysterical laugh or answering in the affirmative.
Nor within her reach!(might wanna make sure she isn't carrying a knife either)

rebel_chick
07-24-2009, 01:42 PM
I've been married for 35 years. I would NEVER laugh hysterically or answer in the affirmative no matter what! With my hearing I just pretend I didn't hear the question.

So the truth comes out, they really do hear us. LOL :smash:

Jonesy
07-24-2009, 02:03 PM
:innocent:Thanks Rick!!:innocent:


don't tell them all the secrets :)

Rick
07-24-2009, 03:10 PM
What? I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question.

rebel_chick
07-24-2009, 04:07 PM
What? I'm sorry, I didn't hear the question.

Thats the beautiful part, nobody asked the question. You just blurted it out. If I keep paying attention to you I will get you guys figured out eventually.

Ken
07-24-2009, 04:14 PM
If I keep paying attention to you I will get you guys figured out eventually.

Not a chance. At best, you have 80 or 90 years left. That's no where enough time.

mountain mama
07-24-2009, 07:53 PM
Not a chance. At best, you have 80 or 90 years left. That's no where enough time.

Which is still less time than what it would take for them to figure us ladies out...

Rick
07-24-2009, 07:54 PM
Hey! Does this make ME look fat?

http://www.aldenteblog.com/images/2008/07/01/grilledtwinkies_3.jpg

rebel_chick
07-24-2009, 09:10 PM
Which is still less time than what it would take for them to figure us ladies out...

haha, you know there is a reason for that. hehe.

And the twinke thing is gross!

mountain mama
07-25-2009, 09:16 AM
Yeah, everybody knows you don't grill a twinkie, you FRY it! :tt2:

Rick
07-25-2009, 09:18 AM
One must be open to new adventures in one's life. Someone pass me the mustard.

oldsoldier
07-25-2009, 07:42 PM
Hey! Does this make ME look fat?

http://www.aldenteblog.com/images/2008/07/01/grilledtwinkies_3.jpg

SOOooo Rick does that mean you are cookin at jamboree????

Rick
07-25-2009, 08:26 PM
Nooooo. It means I'm eating at the Jamboree. If you hear something in your camp in the wee hours of the morning....it won't be raccoons.

Sarge47
07-25-2009, 08:33 PM
Hey! Does this make ME look fat?
Nope! Just Gross! :innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

Ken
07-25-2009, 08:38 PM
Looks like someone just let him out again......... :innocent:

crashdive123
07-25-2009, 08:43 PM
Nope! Just Gross! :innocent::sneaky2::cool2:

Gross? I'll have you know that grilled twinkies are a delik......dalica......delick......darn good!

oldsoldier
07-25-2009, 09:34 PM
Nooooo. It means I'm eating at the Jamboree. If you hear something in your camp in the wee hours of the morning....it won't be raccoons.

just be sure you bring the coffee

mountain mama
07-25-2009, 11:04 PM
http://www.wchstv.com/gmarecipes/deepfriedtwinkies.shtml

Deep-Fried Twinkies


Ingredients


6 Twinkies
Popsicle sticks
4 cups vegetable oil
Flour for dusting
1 cup milk
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 Tablespoon oil
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions

1. Chill or freeze Twinkies for several hours or overnight.

2. Heat 4 cups vegetable oil in deep fryer to about 375 degrees.

3. Mix together milk, vinegar and oil.

4. In another bowl, blend flour, baking powder and salt.

5. Whisk wet ingredients into dry and continue mixing until smooth. Refrigerate while oil heats.

6. Push stick into Twinkie lengthwise, leaving about 2 inches to use as a handle, dust with flour and dip into the batter. Rotate Twinkie until batter covers entire cake.

7. Place carefully in hot oil. The Twinkie will float, so hold it under with a utensil to ensure even browning. It should turn golden in 3 to 4 minutes. Depending on the size of your deep fryer, you might be able to fry only one at a time, two at the most.

8. Remove Twinkie to paper towel and let drain. Remove stick and allow Twinkie to sit for about 5 minutes before serving.

Makes 6.

Variation: Slice Twinkie into 4 pieces. Flour and batter each before frying. With this treatment, one Twinkie will serve two people if accompanied by a sauce.


Berry Sauce
Ingredients

1 10-ounce jar of seedless raspberry preserves
1 cup fresh or frozen mixed berries

Directions

1. In a saucepan, heat preserves over low heat until melted.

2. Add 1 cup of fresh or frozen mixed berries.

3. Heat until sauce just simmers.

4. Cover; refrigerate until served.

Makes 1 1/2 cups.

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