Five signs you may be on the layoff list:

[BraggSurvivor]

WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- More than 750,000 jobs have disappeared from the U.S. economy this year and workers face the prospect of plenty more layoffs to come as a continuing credit crunch and weak consumer demand hamper firms trying to maintain payrolls.

http://www.marketwatch.com/News/Story/Story.aspx?guid=b5988e89e1154c8b8789424f7a563e1c&siteid=nwhpf&sguid=ImahdZzZOkq2ZlqCJMiEmg



Bragg's List:

1. You work on the ***** campaign.
2. You have "******" on your resume.
3. You go by the name George W. Bush.
4. You run a hedge fund.
5. You live in the state of California.

[Sourdough]

The top 5 sign's your pension could be reduced, eliminated, or special taxed.

1.) You get one, or could get one, "maybe" someday a pension.

2.) Stock market drops a bunch.

3.) 26.4% unemployment.

4.) Your pension fund holds Derivatives.

5.) Government needs something to tax, so as to pay for bail-outs.

[Rick]

Ah, Hopeak. You assume all pensions are annuities. Mine was lump sum. They can do whatever they want to do now.:D

[Sourdough]

Awww, The Rick, is a smart one.

[RobertRogers]

The top 5 sign's your pension could be reduced, eliminated, or special taxed.

1.) You get one, or could get one, "maybe" someday a pension.

2.) Stock market drops a bunch.

3.) 26.4% unemployment.

4.) Your pension fund holds Derivatives.

5.) Government needs something to tax, so as to pay for bail-outs.

Or

6) You are under 50-years old. Most people older than that will get something from all the money they paid in while working. Everyone younger gets screwed and will have to work until they drop dead with no pension, no social security, medicare, etc etc.

[Rick]

So why keep working? Just drop dead now. :)

[Sourdough]

Or better yet, eat moose and potato's, watch bears, live in a 11' X 23' cabin, read alot, earn no money, (Pay no, or very little taxes) be happy.....:):):)

[laughing beetle]

Or better yet, eat moose and potato's, watch bears, live in a 11' X 23' cabin, read alot, earn no money, (Pay no, or very little taxes) be happy.....:):):)

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!:D:D

[wareagle69]

number one sign your a numpty- you go by the handle of bragg survivor

[BraggSurvivor]

Your fricken funny WE, coming from a guy who can't cook a pork chop on a open fire. LOLOL! Needs his super hero to teach him! LOLOLOL!! Needs a book to tell him what kind of wood it is by it's bark!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL

You crack me up there super outdoorsman WE The Plumber! You probably didn't even know what the word numpty was before signing up here.

HeHeHeHe

[nell67]

Awww, did he step on your little toes Bragg???LOLOLOL Boohoo,LOLOLOL

[wareagle69]

does it matter if i knew what a numpty was before i got here or i learned it here, no
and yes i read allot and learn allot from life experience everything i know i was taught i one way or another but you must be a genius for figuring it out all on your own, you can sit in your little shack there and play the high and mighty if you want but not many here buy into it ever hear the song by brad paisley "so much better on line" well every time i hear that song i think of you.

[BraggSurvivor]

Awww, did he step on your little toes Bragg???LOLOLOL Boohoo,LOLOLOL

Absolutely not Nell, (still laughing) lots of wan-a-bee pee-ons with big shiny knives around here that haven't a clue.

HeHeHe

[Fletcher]

Absolutely not Nell, (still laughing) lots of wan-a-bee pee-ons with big shiny knives around here that haven't a clue.

HeHeHe

Yep! I agree.

[Fletcher]

Or better yet, eat moose and potato's, watch bears, live in a 11' X 23' cabin, read alot, earn no money, (Pay no, or very little taxes) be happy.....:):):)
Hopeak,
Play boy and penthouse...............well they are NOT books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nell67]

Absolutely not Nell, (still laughing) lots of wan-a-bee pee-ons with big shiny knives around here that haven't a clue.

HeHeHe

Most of us don't want to have a clue about the majority of what you post Bragg,and your comment about WE being a plumber was picked up on by several of us as a personal attack,especially after your thread about "Joe the plumber"

[Rick]

Let's put an end to this. Personal attacks are unwarranted and unnecessary.

[trax]

Let's put an end to this. Personal attacks are unwarranted and unnecessary.

You always manage to get that in there just before I start attacking people personally...Dam Supermoderators! (shaking fist at the heavens)