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Gray Wolf
09-07-2008, 11:46 AM
New high-resolution satellite launched

VANDENBERG AIR FORCE BASE – A super-sharp Earth-imaging satellite that can detail an area the size of a baseball diamond's home plate from space was successfully blasted into orbit Friday from California's central coast.

A two-stage rocket carrying the GeoEye-1 lifted off from Vandenberg Air Force Base shortly before noon. The 4,300-pound satellite separated and reached polar orbit about an hour later, according to live launch information on the satellite's Web site.

The satellite was built by Gilbert, Ariz.-based General Dynamics Advanced Information Systems. It cost more than $500 million to build and launch the satellite for Dulles, Va.-based GeoEye, Inc.

GeoEye said the satellite will orbit 423 miles up and circle the Earth more than a dozen times a day. In a single day, it can collect color images of an area the size of New Mexico, or a black-and-white image the size of Texas.

In black-and-white mode, the satellite can distinguish objects on the Earth's surface as small as 16 inches, GeoEye said.

After a calibration period of up to two months, the satellite will begin selling its imaging capacity to commercial interests and the U.S. and other governments.

GeoEye said the imagery has a wide variety of uses, including mapping, land use planning, environmental observation, agriculture, mining and defense.

Catfish
09-07-2008, 05:17 PM
After a calibration period of up to two months, the satellite will begin selling its imaging capacity to commercial interests and the U.S. and other governments.

GeoEye said the imagery has a wide variety of uses, including mapping, land use planning, environmental observation, agriculture, mining and defense.
"Now listen here other government. We know you're friendly to the USA today, but you have to assure us you'll stay that way. And if we sell you this technology, you have to promise only to use it for defense, never for offense, understand?"
"Sure boss, whatever you say. No need to worry about us."

What could possibly go wrong here? :rolleyes:

crashdive123
09-07-2008, 05:30 PM
"Now listen here other government. We know you're friendly to the USA today

Never trust those foreign governments that are friendly with newpapers.

Catfish
09-07-2008, 05:50 PM
Never trust those foreign governments that are friendly with newpapers.
:D

I only wanted to add the smiley, but apparently my post has to be at least 10 characters. So uh...Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy and...darn that's still only 7. Let's see, there's that guy who hangs around downtown with the wild hair and the "Impeach Eisenhower" sign, he's a bit of a character. And uh George Carlin was a character, but he's dead now so uhm...oh wait, Roy and Romeo were characters in the movie "Tin Cup", which I watched the other night - will they do?

Gotta say, that was a lot of work just to say that I thought Crash's post was funny. Muttermuttermutter.

nell67
09-07-2008, 05:51 PM
Hilarious catfish,I think that'll do just fine!

Sourdough
09-07-2008, 05:56 PM
We, the humans living in the National Forest, on Private land we own. Sometimes attend meetings if said, Agency is about to embark on stuff we might care about, like cutting all the trees, for 20 miles. Anyway they can whip out the most shocking photo's of my property. you can see the log splitter, wheel barrels, identify each truck, you can't see into the outhouse, but you can see the dogs, glad I don't clear land over the boundary.

crashdive123
09-07-2008, 05:59 PM
Don't let it out about satellites lookin into your outhouse.......you'll never get that company you were looking for.:D

Rick
09-07-2008, 06:51 PM
You just THINK they can't see into the outhouse. Muhahahahahahahah.

And for $500 million I'll hand draw anything they want!

RobertRogers
09-07-2008, 07:08 PM
The US government has satellites capable of reading a car license plate from space. Big Bro is watching you.

crashdive123
09-07-2008, 07:43 PM
Reading a license plate from space may be a bit beyond technological capabilities at this time. http://www.globalsecurity.org/intell/library/imint/resolve5.htm

laughing beetle
09-08-2008, 05:01 AM
Maybe Uncle Sam could tell me where I left the extra set of car keys...:rolleyes:

crashdive123
09-08-2008, 06:30 AM
They're behind the cushion on your sofa.........no, not there.....the other side.

laughing beetle
09-08-2008, 06:31 PM
Found em...cats shot them under the stove. might be eatin chinese tonight. cat and broccoli sounds pretty good right now

crashdive123
09-08-2008, 06:34 PM
Cat soup might be in order.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/CatSoup.jpg

laughing beetle
09-08-2008, 06:39 PM
rotflmao!!!!!!!

crashdive123
09-08-2008, 06:47 PM
.....or if you don't feel like cooking....

http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/sandwich.jpg