BigFoot Found!

[smokelessfire]

so some guys from the georgia woods found a dead bigfoot. woohoo. too bad they won't disclose where his body is. too bad the only evidence they are providing is an email from a minnesota scientist or whatever saying the dna samples he took are: a)human b)possum c)unusable. nooope, theyre not hucksters, they only want to set up bigfoot safaris for only 499$. AP radio news actually said the dna was from no known earth creatures. LOL.

[Last Mohican]

Bigfoot aint dead. He lives in my basement.

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

:confused::)I have wandered the forests for thirty years or better and as of yet havent seen or heard a genuine Big foot. My question is, if they do exist they would have to maintain
a population. Like ground hogs, there would have to be a community of them. Because thats true, WHERE IS IT? If not 100's of them there should be no less than
two complete familys, so where are they? A socialy advanced forest man is likely and possible, but i speculate that nobody will prove that this week!

[Rick]

Oh, sure. Like we're gonna tell you!

[Ole WV Coot]

Have a few around here, I call them neighbors. I can't say here what they call me.

[Rick]

I do understand that the chances of seeing one go up proportionally to the amount one has to drink. I've even heard of some guys (not me, mind you but some) that have had far too much to drink and woke up the next morning with one in the bed.:D Similar stories are told by women, I might add.

[Rick]

Instead of searching for bigfoot you could always go shopping for bigfoot.

http://store.shoppingforbigfoot.com/

[canid]

it seems the sample they sent for sequencing contained genetic material from a human [possible contamination from handling/collection], opossum [possible saliva, hair, ect. contamination from scavenging aminals] and a sequence that was indeterminable due to unspecified technical problems. wonder if they'll send a second sample.

combining that with the facial perportion profile that matched the morphology of the face in the photo with a harry and the hendersons costume; i'm sure it's a hoax, but if not, i hope they don't ever tell anybody where the animal was found.

[Sarge47]

Dude, that was my "ex" they found!:rolleyes:

[Ole WV Coot]

Don't know where she got it but after spending some quality time with me she told me now she knew that bigfoot thing is a myth judging by her present company.

[crashdive123]

Dude, that was my "ex" they found!:rolleyes:

Funny. :D:D

[smokelessfire]

LOL coot! gotta love ole coot! neiggghhbors...yes,,now that ya mention it... ok, by the way, i listen to a radio show sometimes called AM AfterDark. its a show for weirdos about weird stuff. its fun. one guy came on there recently and said that bigfoots(bigfeet??)are a race of inter-dimensional critters who have the ability to teleport(?) back and forth from their dimension to ours. thats why we never find them or their remains, etc. now get this...lol...he said the reason they travel to our dimension is to escape from critters much larger than themselves who FEED on them. hunt them....lolololol.

[Sarge47]

Funny. :D:D
I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!:eek::rolleyes::D:cool:

[Sarge47]

LOL coot! gotta love ole coot! neiggghhbors...yes,,now that ya mention it... ok, by the way, i listen to a radio show sometimes called AM AfterDark. its a show for weirdos about weird stuff. its fun. one guy came on there recently and said that bigfoots(bigfeet??)are a race of inter-dimensional critters who have the ability to teleport(?) back and forth from their dimension to ours. thats why we never find them or their remains, etc. now get this...lol...he said the reason they travel to our dimension is to escape from critters much larger than themselves who FEED on them. hunt them....lolololol.
There are a group of people who actually believe that crap! :eek: They look as wierd as they sound. That's what you get when you cross a UFO freak with a Bigfoot Groupie!:rolleyes: You just got to wonder where they got there evidence form.:D

[tonester]

I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!:eek::rolleyes::D:cool:

hahahahaha! holy crap thats hilarious!

[Sarge47]

API: A report has just come in regarding a strange sighting in Indiana. Now amid all the "Big-Foot" Hoopla comes the report of another, even stranger beast roaming the woods in Indiana. The creature is reported to be yellow in color & seems to resemble a large Twinkie.....:eek::rolleyes::D:cool:

[nell67]

Ya know Sarge,I beLIEve I saw that when I was in the woods today.....wonder if I could sell my story to the National Inquirer?????:D

[nell67]

I kept telling her she needed to shave her back but she never listened!:eek::rolleyes::D:cool:
Awww Sarge,don't women shave enough places without having to add shaving their back to the list???:eek:

[smokelessfire]

man, wouldn't that be nice for wilderness survival, giant walking twinkies roaming the woods. mmmmmm,twinnnnkies!

[Omid]

so some guys from the georgia woods found a dead bigfoot. woohoo. too bad they won't disclose where his body is. too bad the only evidence they are providing is an email from a minnesota scientist or whatever saying the dna samples he took are: a)human b)possum c)unusable. nooope, theyre not hucksters, they only want to set up bigfoot safaris for only 499$. AP radio news actually said the dna was from no known earth creatures. LOL.
is there a site?

[crashdive123]

I'm sure it was a heck of a sight.

[Beo]

Bigfoots a fake!!!!!!!!!!!! What a load of crap.
Bunch of dorks with nothing else to do and one of the men was proven
to had made false reports in 1995, sooooo Bigfoots a fake. IMHO

[Dennis K.]

That's what you get when you cross a UFO freak with a Bigfoot Groupie!:rolleyes:

Q. Whaddya get when you cross an Alien with BigFoot?

A. Elvis.

Q. Whaddya get when you cross BigFoot with Elvis?

A. Sarge.

:D :D :D

[crashdive123]

Bigfoots a fake!!!!!!!!!!!! What a load of crap.
Bunch of dorks with nothing else to do and one of the men was proven
to had made false reports in 1995, sooooo Bigfoots a fake. IMHO

Shhhhhhhh. Don't let Sarge's first wife find out.:D

[trax]

Everyone....please go back and review post #10. Coot has surpassed the tribe with his wit once more...attaboy Pops!

[trax]

Q. Whaddya get when you cross an Alien with BigFoot?

A. Elvis.

Q. Whaddya get when you cross BigFoot with Elvis?

A. Sarge.

:D :D :D

---just a hunka' hunka' burnin' anthromorph

[Rick]

http://media-files.gather.com/images/d285/d866/d744/d224/d96/f3/inter.jpg

"They do exist, they don't exist". I mean come on. Don't you humans have anything better to do than worry about us? There are some serious issues in the world...like...do you know how long it takes me to get ready for a party? I have to brush my entire body. Some of you don't even have enough on top to comb. Zip. glance in the mirror, "Lookin' good" and you're out the door. I'm still sitting there brushing my fur. How 'bout this. Do you have any idea what I have to pay for a hair cut? It's outrageous. And don't ever make the mistake of going to a zoo. Whoa! What a nightmare that turned out to be.

[Beo]

It would take an animal/primitive woodsmen/bigfoot thingy of that size 80% or more of its day to forage enough foods to feed its big azz in the north american forests, at that size its speed would not allow it catch an animal by chasing, running it down, or whatever and scavenging from dead carcasses wouldn't feed it as much as one thinks. There just aren't a huge amount of animal caracsses laying around the woods.
with that and the fact that a dead one has never been found, all pic's & vidoes are always blurry, I surmise its a hoax and has always been so.

[Rick]

They generally order delivery or so I've heard. Maybe that's a myth too? (walks off wondering).

[trax]

well they're the reason Domino's dropped the "thirty minutes or it's free thing" because like..the delivery guy just could never find them...

[Beo]

Didn't Geico find them and hire them for their adds
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1766/3563917493wz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[nell67]

Nope,that is the cavemen Beo,try to keep up!:D

[Beo]

Exactlly and neither live today, its all fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trax]

The Geico caveman? Fake? Aww come on, I hate it when I get faked out like that. I suppose you're going to try telling me that Juan Valdez and Betty Crocker aren't real, next....puhleeeze:rolleyes:

[Rick]

Well thank you very much for destroying yet another of my beliefs! Next you'll tell me the Geico Gecko isn't real. I mean, come on!

[Catfish]

I happen to know for a fact that Bigfoot does exist and could even show you where he lives.

But I'm not going to.

[Catfish]

Next you'll tell me the Geico Gecko isn't real. I mean, come on!
Well of course the Geico Gecko is real, Rick. I mean, he's on television.

[nell67]

Well of course the Geico Gecko is real, Rick. I mean, he's on television.
So is the caveman.

[crashdive123]

I'm so confused!

[Catfish]

So is the caveman.
Well, Beo's attempt at a wind up notwithstanding, I thought we all understood that the caveman is real.

[nell67]

Well, Beo's attempt at a wind up notwithstanding, I thought we all understood that the caveman is real.

Absolutely :D

[RangerXanatos]

Anything that's on tv HAS to be REAL. That's why Bear Grylls is my hero!

[nell67]

Anything that's on tv HAS to be REAL. That's why Bear Grylls is my hero!

Hey guy's,someone needs to take Ranger out and tell him the facts of life,like the gecko and the caveman are real but Bear Grylls is just purely entertainment!

I would,but I hate to see a grown man cry.:p

[crashdive123]

Anything that's on tv HAS to be REAL. That's why Bear Grylls is my hero!

Now see.....you all had me going until that.

[Catfish]

The caveman has survived for thousands of years. There's one dude who knows what he's talking about.

[RangerXanatos]

The caveman has survived for thousands of years. There's one dude who knows what he's talking about.

If it weren't for death, Bear Grylls would live for thousands of years too! And he knows what he's talking about, I even saw him drink elephant poo then eat a zebra carcass that he found in the desert. :rolleyes: :D

[crashdive123]

Ummm, if it weren't for death, we would all live for thousands of years.

[Omid]

Wasn't there these people back in the day that made a fake bigfoot and charged people to see it. They made loads of money and later on they people found out it was a fake. Maybe this is what these people want to do.

[trax]

Hey that little chihuahua from Taco Bell really does talk right? (bracing myself for heartbreak.....)

[Rick]

Si. Yo Kero Taco Bell.

[crashdive123]

Wasn't there these people back in the day that made a fake bigfoot and charged people to see it. They made loads of money and later on they people found out it was a fake. Maybe this is what these people want to do.

This one was made of rubber and packed in ice. Saw the news story this morning. LMAO that some news organizations were actually taking the original story serious.

[crashdive123]

...and one of the guys that was in on the hoax is/was a police officer. Looks like the phony sasquatch is costing him his job. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080819/D92LKD300.html