Hi All

[Yukon Cornelius]

hello,
I am from Ross River Canada or British Columbia for you southern folks.
Born and raised here and love it. Love the wilderness here in the Yukon hence my name. See we got a lot of Candaians here teaching you yanks a few survival lessons. I run a guide outfit here and have been for the past 15 years. Hope to learn some (doubt it though) from you guys.

[Beo]

Dude hi, welcome, and you suk with the attitude.

[Riverrat]

yep, what Beo said....

[wildWoman]

He's from Ross River, that explains it :cool:
Better start posting, boy, so we can learn from you!!

[trax]

AWWWW, thank God, someone has floated down from on high to shed the golden light of Ross River or whatever wisdom upon us...I'm breathless, after all people he runs a guide outfit all by himself. I guess we should just turn the entire forum over to Lord Fauntleroy here so he can imbue us with his wondrous, omnipotent knowledge.

On the other hand, he could just shut the f*ck up and pay attention, it pisses me off to no end when someone starts crapping on people just because he's Canadian or whatever else he might be.

Welcome to the forum smart-boy, bring it.

[crashdive123]

Ditto. Wonder how we survived so long without you. So, let's get to it. Teach us.

[pgvoutdoors]

Boy, you just don't know what you stepped in. Good luck.

[Rick]

(chuckles) Yeah, that would be quick sand you stepped in. Don't have much of that up north, huh? Well, I would give you a hand but since you wouldn't learn anything hardly any point. Have a good day, now!

[nell67]

Ummmm,welcome to the forum?????

[trax]

come on everyone! Let's all gather under yonder oak and sit in a circle so YuCorn can enlighten us. Maybe he'll show us how to feed a multitude with just a can of sardines and a box of crackers. There's your survival skills people, oh yeah, right there. He's gonna walk right over that quicksand Rick, oh yeah, that ain't what he stepped in a-tall.

[crashdive123]

Hope to learn some (doubt it though) from you guys.

I'll bet you've learned one thing already.

[Yukon Cornelius]

I have learned you all are not as thick skinned as you say, it was joke but wth, who cares.
Ranger Ricks Site is better anyway. Cya punks!!!!

[trax]

awww don't leave. We didn't hoot your wittow feewings did we? have a Kleenex, dry those baby-blues, have a lifesaver and shut the **** up.

[nell67]

I have learned you all are not as thick skinned as you say, it was joke but wth, who cares.
Ranger Ricks Site is better anyway. Cya punks!!!!


Awww,now we know hoosier daddy!

[Beo]

So that's what the guides in the harshness of the Yukon are made of?
Hmmm... not much, and cya too azz hat.

[Beo]

Cya...NOT!!!!

[trax]

Awww,now we know hoosier daddy!

that was hilarious babe.

[crashdive123]

I have learned you all are not as thick skinned as you say, it was joke but wth, who cares.
Ranger Ricks Site is better anyway. Cya punks!!!!

Hmmmm? Joke? As some sort of outfitter or guide you would think that it may be a good idea to introduce yourself and get a feel for the environment you're in. With all of the experience that you boasted of, figured it would have been second nature. But if you're just some pimply faced punk trying to make him/her/itself feel important, well then, your post makes a whole lot more sense.

[trax]

awwww....you mean YuCorn isn't the real deal? (((sniffle))) {kicks at Nora Squirrel as he walks away broken-hearted from the computer, head down and mumbling to self.}

[wildWoman]

Could you start off by enlightening us how you manage to live in Ross in the Yukon and BC at the same time? Now that is a survival skill I'd love to learn from you, being in two places at once.
I'm all ears!

[nell67]

When she said she was all ears,she really meant it!!!!!

[wildWoman]

...which is actually kinda dumb because I can't hear what the Yukon (or BC?? or NY?? or Burkina Faso??) Bushmaster has to say, so being all eyes would be a lot better!

[Rick]

Could you enlighten us how you live in the Yukon and use Cincinnati Bell's FUSE internet access. Cincinnati? Wake up. This is the internet age. Just posting tells tons about you!

[wildWoman]

Hey, it's the Super Moderator!! Now Rick, don't forget, this is Mr Outfitter, he's probably just flown down to Cincinatti on business. In his Piper. He'll be back up in Ross using his satellite connection once he rounded up a few more hunters...no wait...he should be out at Ross now! The season's already under way! Yo, Mr Yukon, you forgot to turn the page on the calendar!! Aaah, such a Northern thing to be losing track of what month it is...

[crashdive123]

Cincinnati? Cincinnati? Hmmm, who do we know from that area that likes to stir the pot every now and then?

[nell67]

Mmmmmm.........BEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tapping foot @ big brother..#@$^)

[crashdive123]

Now I'm not saying anything.....just thinking out loud - sort of.

[Rick]

Naw! You know who's ISP that would be. He'd come in from work.:D

[Gray Wolf]

Woooo, not a good way to intro yourself here, that's a good way to get the pack to attack. I just realized this is the first time I haven't said Welcome...

[Beo]

I am not that Numpty, I happen to use works internet... Shhhhhh. Your tax dollars at work :D
My ISP is Hamilton County :D and at home I use roadrunner, cincinnati bell is rip off. Although if
I went wireless here I could use Cincinnati Bell cause there's a lynksis internet cafe down the street.
But then I'd be telling on myself, wouldn't I.
No I'm not the Numpty, but I wonder if its Trooper at home on his laptop... hmmm I'll check into that
and flogg him if it is, in case it is I apoligize in advance, if not please disregard that.

[nell67]

Beo,we were just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgive lil'isis??:(

[Beo]

Okay... all forgiven lil-sis :D

[Sourdough]

The Big game hunting season is open, and active Guide/Outfitters are in the field. So my guess is he has a vivid imagination.

[Gray Wolf]

Ranger Ricks Site is better anyway. Cya punks!!!!

Now that's funny! :rolleyes: