Living in the Wild Alone

[Mattius]

Life is pretty stressful and there's been times when I wished I could go live in the wilderness, where dealing with other humans would not be a problem! And I've always considered living out of society, alone. I'd like to go live in the forests of Oregon, Idaho, or Montana. Is it illegal to live in a national forest? Do you think I'm crazy for even considering life alone in the wilderness for an extended period of time? I know it would be hard. But I can take that. Also, I've always wondered, what do you do in a survival situation if you have a cavity? lol...

[Seniorman]

" ... I'd like to go live in the forests of Oregon, Idaho, or Montana. Is it illegal to live in a national forest? ... Also, I've always wondered, what do you do in a survival situation if you have a cavity? "

Yes, it is illegal to camp in the National Forests for more than 14 days.

If you have a cavity, return to town and see your dentist. He'll fix you up.

S.M.

[Mattius]

haha okay, thanks. If I can't live in a national forest, where can I go? And, also, is the idea of living alone for long periods of time in the forest ludicrous? Thank you for your time :)

[1stimestar]

You can go to any piece of land that you own. Otherwise, you are squatting on someone else's piece of land. But wanting to run off to the wilderness is not uncommon. We get several of your type here. But when we point out that you need to buy your own piece of property, you leave. So, sorry if it's not what you want to hear. Many of us do understand wanting to get away from it all and live in the wilderness.

[Winnie]

I found this out a few weeks ago for someone else who wanted to live away from civilisation. https://sites.google.com/a/theshawneenationalforest.com/national-forest/home/national-forest-camping-rules

A simple google and the info is there.

[pete lynch]

I like Sourdough's thread on this subject:
Why "They" want to move to Wilderness, My answer (http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?18884-Why-quot-They-quot-want-to-move-to-Wilderness-My-answer&highlight=living+wilderness)
"Going to the Wilderness" threads are supposed to be posted on tuesday but I guess the holiday scooted that up a day.
Good luck with that!

[crashdive123]

Good luck with that.

[Sarge47]

Read my answers in red.


Life is pretty stressful and there's been times when I wished I could go live in the wilderness, where dealing with other humans would not be a problem!

Then why are you interacting with us?

And I've always considered living out of society, alone.

"No man is an Island unto himself." You will need a constant supply of food, water, medical needs, permanent shelter, and yes, even companionship.

I'd like to go live in the forests of Oregon, Idaho, or Montana. Is it illegal to live in a national forest?

Yes.

Do you think I'm crazy for even considering life alone in the wilderness for an extended period of time?

No, you just have never learned how to interact with society.

I know it would be hard. But I can take that.

Really? How do you know if you've never done it before?

Also, I've always wondered, what do you do in a survival situation if you have a cavity? lol..

What do you do if you get a compound fracture of your leg? What if you puncture a femoral artery? A toothache would be the least of your worries.

Oh, btw, good luck with that.....:cool2:

[hunter63]

I have often wondered why the idea of RWTTW (Running away to the wilderness) is so appealing?.....
Life that bad?....at least you have internet access, that means a phone, computer....that runs on electricity, most likely inside somewhere....have the time to think this up....tells me you are not hungry....or you would looking for something to eat, or drink.

So, if life is driving you to the wilderness....remember you will have none of these things provided for you...you will be on your own.

How do you propose to get by?...shelter, water, food?......and medical,.... since you brought it up?

Has been done.....so Good luck with that.

[greatgoogamooga]

Watch this documentary,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xugVC41uHbs

then read this article on Chris McCandless:

http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/chris-mccandless-example-20-years-later

then answer your own question.

Goog

[Sourdough]

Find a nice small town and make it work. I live in the "Downtown" area of Sunrise, Alaska (a old gold town). Population: 12 humans in the winter and 14 humans in the summer. However I never see any of them, some I have only seen once or twice in the last twelve years. My nearest neighbor I have only seen once, in the last 14 years. We are in the Chugach National Forest, and the only one time most of us have gathered was at a meeting where-in the CNF wanted our opinion on their long range plans. Good luck in your quest.

[Seniorman]

In addition to the other videos, you should go here for a REALISTIC read of just what a young man who went to Alaska, had to have to barely get by for a winter, trapping, and living alone in a rough cabin. He had no intention of just "living alone in the wild," and eating grubs and drinking pine needle tea, but he still had a rough, rough time.

Here's the reality of "going it alone."

http://www.survivalblog.com/2009/09/letter-re-grub-and-gearlessons.html

S.M.

[Ken]

I usually shake my head when I read the first post in threads like this. Most of these people sound like they can't organize a one-car parade down their driveways. Others need instructions and a 10" survival knife to tear off a Band-Aid wrapper. I suggest that they all strap a 300 lb. pack filled with the most important essentials they can think of onto their backs and head off as far as they can into the wild. That way, they'll never lose sight of their cars. These are the people we read about that get lost in a municipal park and need to be rescued. Yeah, I'm shaking my head.

[hunter63]

......or corn maze...
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/i-am-really-scared-family-lost-corn-maze-calls-help/

[Ken]

......or corn maze...
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/44875752/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/i-am-really-scared-family-lost-corn-maze-calls-help/

Darwin Award nominees. I'm surprised they didn't light a few signal fires. :innocent:

[hunter63]

Darwin Award nominees. I'm surprised they didn't light a few signal fires. :innocent:

Couldn't start a fire with found materials........left the road flares in the car.

[Ken]

Couldn't start a fire with found materials........left the road flares in the car.

I'm gonna' guess that the husband was never in the military. Or the Cub Scouts.

[g2knee]

If we're honest, we'll admit that living out in the wilderness does have a certain romanticism about it. At the same time, like most things, reality would be harsher. It's still doable, however.

At the same time, why anyone would choose to do such a thing in a dark, frozen place like Alaska is beyond me. The fact that seems somewhat common (as far as people who do go out alone into the wilderness is common) is even more confusing. Do you know there are indigenous peoples living in tropical climes at this present day that work as little as 4-6 hours a day to meet their every need?

I read this in a national geographic, I'm having trouble finding a link.

[Ken]

Hello, g2knee.... http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?7813-Posting-Your-Introduction

[1stimestar]

Do you know there are indigenous peoples living in tropical climes at this present day that work as little as 4-6 hours a day to meet their every need?



Do you know there are indigenous people in Alaska doing the same thing? :winkiss:

[Sourdough]

If we're honest, we'll admit that living out in the wilderness does have a certain romanticism about it. At the same time, like most things, reality would be harsher. It's still doable, however.

At the same time, why anyone would choose to do such a thing in a dark, frozen place like Alaska is beyond me. The fact that seems somewhat common (as far as people who do go out alone into the wilderness is common) is even more confusing. Do you know there are indigenous peoples living in tropical climes at this present day that work as little as 4-6 hours a day to meet their every need?

I read this in a national geographic, I'm having trouble finding a link.


Did you know that it is 81 degrees here now and was 83 yesterday. And daylight 21 hours a day.

[Rick]

dark, frozen place like Alaska

Haven't been there have you? Did you know that Alaska has the largest intact temperate rainforest in the world?


work as little as 4-6 hours a day to meet their every need

I can point out some places on the near north side of Indy where folks work 0 hours per day and still meet their every need. Just sayin'......

[1stimestar]

Did you know that it is 81 degrees here now and was 83 yesterday. And daylight 21 hours a day.

Yep, 80+ here in the Interior today and 24 hours of daylight.

[g2knee]

Ok Smart guys, I guess I was referring to the Alaskan winter, which would be the most challenging part. :)

[1stimestar]

Heeeheee. Yea, that can be challenging for sure. But obviously for some of us, it's well worth it.
http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?21545-Alaska-2013/page5

[Rick]

I confess I have not spent a winter in AK. The summers are unequaled, however.

[Sarge47]

Ok Smart guys, I guess I was referring to the Alaskan winter, which would be the most challenging part. :)
True, but look on the bright side, you won't have anybody around to bug you...they'll all be someplace warm and cozy! BTW, there was somebody mentioned on here that was selling lots on the moon. Now that's what I call remote! If that's not up your alley try looking at Uranus....:innocent:

[1stimestar]

Hahha dang it Sarge, I have to spread some reps around or I'd rep you for that one.

[hunter63]

Hahha dang it Sarge, I have to spread some reps around or I'd rep you for that one.

That was a goody.....I am impressed......
Rep sent.

[Nomad]

Everybody has their opinion on this. There are the doubters, the haters, the believers and skeptics etc... Do what you must and let experience be your guide. only you can find what your looking for and nobody else can tell you what it is or how to find it. throughout history men have found contempt for society and walked away. today we read their stories and books with much adoration yet- they will tell you not to do it, or that it can't be done today and they are right! it can't be done today except for the very very few who would try. So- do what you will...

[backtobasics]

I understand how you feel. I'm not much of a people person. Maybe I expect to much out of them. I can easily become disappointed in others. That said I think the best way to get away would be to buy some land, build shelter no bigger that what you need and well insolated. Build it as far back off the road as possible. Fence in the property and only leave when you have to. You would still stay busy working hard everyday to survive. Feeding yourself and staying warm will be hard work.

[livewildandfree]

Life is pretty stressful and there's been times when I wished I could go live in the wilderness, where dealing with other humans would not be a problem! And I've always considered living out of society, alone. I'd like to go live in the forests of Oregon, Idaho, or Montana. Is it illegal to live in a national forest? Do you think I'm crazy for even considering life alone in the wilderness for an extended period of time? I know it would be hard. But I can take that. Also, I've always wondered, what do you do in a survival situation if you have a cavity? lol...

yes its illegal to stay on land that isnt yours... but that being said... i also want to do this been wanting to for a while and will be doing this in july (next month) and i will be leaving and walking into the woods and moving south or to a big forest like u are suggesting. but on thing you dont need to do this alone. i would love to do this

[livewildandfree]

Everybody has their opinion on this. There are the doubters, the haters, the believers and skeptics etc... Do what you must and let experience be your guide. only you can find what your looking for and nobody else can tell you what it is or how to find it. throughout history men have found contempt for society and walked away. today we read their stories and books with much adoration yet- they will tell you not to do it, or that it can't be done today and they are right! it can't be done today except for the very very few who would try. So- do what you will...

your saying it cant be done??? i have to STRONGLY disagree with that. it can be done and be done simply and effectively.

[Rick]

I'm guessing you answer is in the theoretical since you haven't actually done this before. It might have been better worded, "I THINK it can be done....."

Here are a couple of threads you might want to take a look at:

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?6837-What-Do-I-Need-To-Survive-in-the-Wild

And an even better one from someone that does exactly that every day, all day long.

http://www.wilderness-survival.net/forums/showthread.php?8382-Wilderness-Living-How-It-Really-Works

[livewildandfree]

[QUOTE=Rick;400736]I'm guessing you answer is in the theoretical since you haven't actually done this before. It might have been better worded, "I THINK it can be done....."


well no i never really done this completely without the help of others but i have camped out for weeks in various places around the country sence i was 14 on hunting trips with my father. where we killed and foraged for our food the whole time seeing as we were miles and miles and miles from any substantial city or town. so yes i am saying this CAN be done not i think it could be my experience says it all. but i guess coming from someone who doubts there own skills and potential could only think something can be. but from someone with tons of experience and the resources and skills to pull it off then they know it can be done.

[welderguy]

[QUOTE=Rick;400736]I'm guessing you answer is in the theoretical since you haven't actually done this before. It might have been better worded, "I THINK it can be done....."


well no i never really done this completely without the help of others but i have camped out for weeks in various places around the country sence i was 14 on hunting trips with my father. where we killed and foraged for our food the whole time seeing as we were miles and miles and miles from any substantial city or town. so yes i am saying this CAN be done not i think it could be my experience says it all. but i guess coming from someone who doubts there own skills and potential could only think something can be. but from someone with tons of experience and the resources and skills to pull it off then they know it can be done.

Seriously, a couple weekends camping with daddy makes you an expert!!!! Did you hike in to camp them miles, and miles and miles. I bet ya didnt, so that means you had a vehicle there and could leave if the SHTF!!! If you would have taken the time to research the forum and how many times this subject has come up, you would understand why people get the responses they get. of all the years ive been on this forum I can only think of one member that said he was going to do something like this and did it, and proved it.

[livewildandfree]

[QUOTE=livewildandfree;400738]

Seriously, a couple weekends camping with daddy makes you an expert!!!! Did you hike in to camp them miles, and miles and miles. I bet ya didnt, so that means you had a vehicle there and could leave if the SHTF!!! If you would have taken the time to research the forum and how many times this subject has come up, you would understand why people get the responses they get. of all the years ive been on this forum I can only think of one member that said he was going to do something like this and did it, and proved it.

well then you can count on another one proving it to you... and as a matter of fact yes we did HIKE to get there are you dumb??? please tell me how u can drive a vehicle through miles and miles or dense foliage? oh yeah dumb me i forgot.... YOU CANT... this guy^^^ and a few weekends camping with daddy makes me an expert??? lol must be some city slicker ^^^^^^ i was born and raised in south Louisiana living with nothing.. didnt even have power untill i moved up here to maryland with grand parents. and no a few weekends doesnt make someone an expert but 20 years of fending for yourself and for your family does. so befor you decide to get smart remeber you dont know others peoples lives. sorry i wasnt raised rich i was raised like everyone should be and thats raised with respect hard work and constent training. my family origins are native american and my grandfather was pure native so everything he thought my father he in return tought us 6 boys.. (me and my brothers) so once again dont get smart if you dont know what your talking about. tisk tisk some people i swear.... see if we were living life how it is suppose to be lived natural selection would have took a tole on people like yourself

[welderguy]

[QUOTE=welderguy;400745]

well then you can count on another one proving it to you... and as a matter of fact yes we did HIKE to get there are you dumb??? please tell me how u can drive a vehicle through miles and miles or dense foliage? I hunt on 2100 acres and there are roads all over that property, OH wait I get it your talking about mooching off of STATE FORESTS, so you can avoid being a productive member of society oh yeah dumb me i forgot.... YOU CANT... this guy^^^ and a few weekends camping with daddy makes me an expert??? lol must be some city slicker ^^^^^^ i was born and raised in south Louisiana living with nothing.. didnt even have power untill i moved up here to maryland with grand parents. and no a few weekends doesnt make someone an expert but 20 years of fending for yourself and for your family does. so befor you decide to get smart remeber you dont know others peoples lives. sorry i wasnt raised rich i was raised like everyone should be and thats raised with respect hard work and constent training. my family origins are native american and my grandfather was pure native so everything he thought my father he in return tought us 6 boys.. (me and my brothers) so once again dont get smart if you dont know what your talking about. tisk tisk some people i swear.... see if we were living life how it is suppose to be lived natural selection would have took a tole on people like yourself

HAHAHAHA Pictures or it didnt happen, people that talk it can prove it . UNTIL i see it My opinion stands , prove me wrong and ill be the first to say it. Until then, I have nothing to say.

[livewildandfree]

[QUOTE=livewildandfree;400750]

HAHAHAHA Pictures or it didnt happen, people that talk it can prove it . UNTIL i see it My opinion stands , prove me wrong and ill be the first to say it. Until then, I have nothing to say.

lls hahahahahaha this dude has to be the dumbest person i have ever encountered in my life.... soooo.... you want me to take pictures and upload them on a computer while im soooo far away from civilization, technology and electricity... so first while im trying to survive ill have to ingeniously make a camera out of sticks and dung and then make it take pictures while at the same time making a computer with a keyboard and mouse out of what?? sticks and dung too??? lol and then ill have to find some way to connect it to the internet so then i could prove to you what im telling you.... i swear some people should have furthered there education...

[Ken]

lls hahahahahaha this dude has to be the dumbest person i have ever encountered in my life.... soooo.... you want me to take pictures and upload them on a computer while im soooo far away from civilization, technology and electricity... so first while im trying to survive ill have to ingeniously make a camera out of sticks and dung and then make it take pictures while at the same time making a computer with a keyboard and mouse out of what?? sticks and dung too??? lol and then ill have to find some way to connect it to the internet so then i could prove to you what im telling you.... i swear some people should have furthered there education...

You go for it, Genius! Have a few laughs first, and read all of the threads here where we discuss fools who have wandered off, like you're planning to do, only to have their bodies discovered a few days/weeks later.

BTW - Your skills don't even qualify you to sharpen Welder's knife, you little wize azz.

[welderguy]

Um there is a little thing called, a digital camera, and maybe, posting the pictures when you return, unless you end up not returning, then never mind posting the pictures. But i'm guessing you want to do this Primitive style, meaning bare essentials, and no comms. Do take a paper and pen at the least. i'm sure you will want to write some notes along the way. If you need any help on what to write refer to the notes of Christopher McCandless.

[livewildandfree]

You go for it, Genius! Have a few laughs first, and read all of the threads here where we discuss fools who have wandered off, like you're planning to do, only to have their bodies discovered a few days/weeks later.

BTW - Your skills don't even qualify you to sharpen Welder's knife, you little wize azz.

toooo bad you know nothing about my skills. your skills arnt mine. some things u can do i prob cant and things i can do you prob cant that's just life. don't hate and doubt just believe because regardless one day u will see for yourself in our life times where gonna see some wild **** go down might as well start your survival now before the storms keep getting worse before the earthquakes keep coming before the fires keep burning before the world kills themselves with war and violence and plagues. only idiots refuse to believe and see whats going on in the world. or maybe your just too scared to see the facts right in front of your face. your a idiot just like the other idiot once again. wish natural selection would do its job on FOOLS like the two of you. tisk tisk

[livewildandfree]

Um there is a little thing called, a digital camera, and maybe, posting the pictures when you return, unless you end up not returning, then never mind posting the pictures. But i'm guessing you want to do this Primitive style, meaning bare essentials, and no comms. Do take a paper and pen at the least. i'm sure you will want to write some notes along the way. If you need any help on what to write refer to the notes of Christopher McCandless.

even digital cameras need to hold a charge do they not?? and when i return??? i don't plan on returning??? why would i do it just to return back to what im leaving??? makes no sence and oh u better believe ima have a pen and papper. my breed and people like me is a dieing breed. ima write a book about my experience with this and with my overall life experiences. you can doubt all you want but when u see years from now about a man who did this wrote a book about it and SURVIVED!!! then remember me =) cause thats who its gonna be

[Ken]

toooo bad you know nothing about my skills. your skills arnt mine. some things u can do i prob cant and things i can do you prob cant that's just life. don't hate and doubt just believe because regardless one day u will see for yourself in our life times where gonna see some wild **** go down might as well start your survival now before the storms keep getting worse before the earthquakes keep coming before the fires keep burning before the world kills themselves with war and violence and plagues. only idiots refuse to believe and see whats going on in the world. or maybe your just too scared to see the facts right in front of your face. your a idiot just like the other idiot once again. wish natural selection would do its job on FOOLS like the two of you. tisk tisk

If your survival skills are as bad as your writing skills, you won't last a weekend.

Look, pipsqueak, most of us here have more skills stuck to the bottom of our shoes than you'll probably ever have in your entire life. We see your kind here regularly. Loud mouth name-calling know-it-alls show up here all the time.

Please, please, please set out on your adventure as soon as possible. You know everything you need to know.

[Rick]

makes no sence and oh u better believe ima have a pen and papper. my breed and people like me is a dieing breed. ima write a book

Uhuh. Good luck with that.

[welderguy]

You know guys were all gonna feel bad when a year from now he comes back online and shows us all we were wrong. And he even wrote a book about his trip. The title will be . "Alone in the wilderness MY personal Hell for two long weeks"

[Rick]

You guys ran another one off. Imma tell ya. I turn my back for 5-6 hours tops and Sarge nails him. Everybody gives him a hard time and all he wanted to do was run away to the wild. Ya'll oughta bee oshamed.

[Sarge47]

...my breed and people like me is a dieing breed.

I don't doubt that for a minute, Chris McCandless was one of those, and he died to!...:innocent:

[welderguy]

I don't doubt that for a minute, Chris McCandless was one of those, and he died to!...:innocent:

+1 Sarge!!!

[Sarge47]

You guys ran another one off. Imma tell ya. I turn my back for 5-6 hours tops and Sarge nails him. Everybody gives him a hard time and all he wanted to do was run away to the wild. Ya'll oughta bee oshamed.

We didn't want to hold him up, he seemed to be in a hurry, the sun was in my eyes, he made me angry, Ken liked him, he...he...I...hmmm, all out of excuses....:blushing:

[Rick]

Two or three goods ones there. Case close.

[Sarge47]

You know guys were all gonna feel bad when a year from now he comes back online and shows us all we were wrong. And he even wrote a book about his trip. The title will be . "Alone in the wilderness MY personal Hell for two long weeks"...then the food ran out, and there was no female...and nobody was stupid enough to join up...:clap:...:clap:...:clap:amazing that he planned on writing a book but never coming back..??????????

[Sarge47]

Dang! 20-20 hindsight! We should have threatened to send Rick with him, hong and all!....:innocent:

[welderguy]

Dang! 20-20 hindsight! We should have threatened to send Rick with him, hong and all!....:innocent:
I dont know he may have taken your offer , remember he was down for anyone!!!

[Sarge47]

I dont know he may have taken your offer , remember he was down for anyone!!!

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[welderguy]

Poor guy must be even more desperate than Sourdough!!!

[Sarge47]

Poor guy must be even more desperate than Sourdough!!!

My thoughts exactly! He's 20=21 years old and he's willing to live out in the wilds forever WITHOUT a woman...yeah, right.....:innocent:

[Sarge47]

However, maybe we shouldn't be poking fun at a guy who desperately wants to get out of his mom's basement....:blushing:

Then again, kicking the corpse of a dead troll is a lot more fun that reading all of that political crap that WAS dominating the forum...I'm having a ball!...:drool:

[welderguy]

However, maybe we shouldn't be poking fun at a guy who desperately wants to get out of his mom's basement....:blushing:

Then again, kicking the corpse of a dead troll is a lot more fun that reading all of that political crap that WAS dominating the forum...I'm having a ball!...:drool:

LMAO I always enjoy troll bashing, alive or dead.

[welderguy]

Maybe we should contact , A&E channel ( or what ever the channel is that does the survival shows) and give them , livewildandfree , nativedude, and green anaconda dude , info so they can make a show. they can name the show living alone, but together, a show of three survival experts, or as the WSF members have named them the NUMPTY"S. Im think it would be the only show that you would get to see , three things, IDIOTS in a forest, A lots of laughs, and the natural process of removing wasted DNA! altho it would be a short series!

[Sarge47]

Maybe we should contact , A&E channel ( or what ever the channel is that does the survival shows) and give them , livewildandfree , nativedude, and green anaconda dude , info so they can make a show. they can name the show living alone, but together, a show of three survival experts, or as the WSF members have named them the NUMPTY"S. Im think it would be the only show that you would get to see , three things, IDIOTS in a forest, A lots of laughs, and the natural process of removing wasted DNA! altho it would be a short series!

Crap! I totally forgot Blade! livewildandfree would probably tick Blade off so bad that he'd whip out that big knife and cut up Live's tires! Then LWAF would put a green Anaconda in Blade's sleeping bag while singing the "Green Anaconda song." He'd of also stole Blade's Busse Battle Mistress and Blade would become din-din for the Anaconda, so the following week he's replaced on the show with Howie Britain, Katana in hand, fresh from "the wall of god!" I'd watch it, it'd be better than Bear Grylls!...:thumbup1:

[welderguy]

Crap! I totally forgot Blade! livewildandfree would probably tick Blade off so bad that he'd whip out that big knife and cut up Live's tires! Then LWAF would put a green Anaconda in Blade's sleeping bag while singing the "Green Anaconda song." He'd of also stole Blade's Busse Battle Mistress and Blade would become din-din for the Anaconda, so the following week he's replaced on the show with Howie Britain, Katana in hand, fresh from "the wall of god!" I'd watch it, it'd be better than Bear Grylls!...:thumbup1:

How can anyone forget blade, I just forgot his name at least!

[Sarge47]

How can anyone forget blade, I just forgot his name at least!

Lots of trying!....:blushing:

[welderguy]

Lots of trying!....:blushing:

Shall i repost his theme song!!

[Sarge47]

Shall i repost his theme song!!

Absolutely! Hunter loves it!....:innocent:

[welderguy]

Absolutely! Hunter loves it!....:innocent:

Thats what i was thinking!

[Sarge47]

Thats what i was thinking!

Perhaps we could use it as the "Numpty/Troll theme song." Whenever we get rid of one we post that song to somehow make the event stand out in our memories!...:sneaky2:

[welderguy]

Perhaps we could use it as the "Numpty/Troll theme song." Whenever we get rid of one we post that song to somehow make the event stand out in our memories!...:sneaky2:

I like that idea.

[hunter63]

Oh, Noooooo....Not the Green Anaconda song.....OMG.

[Ken]

Oh, Noooooo....Not the Green Anaconda song.....OMG.

That song still keeps playing in my head. :band:

[welderguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F000UK_kUq4&feature=share&list=PL7ABC4DBA39382F83

[Ken]

And, of course, I STILL clicked on the arrow. :sneaky2:

[welderguy]

There is an iguana song and a dinosaur song too want me to post em for ya.

[Ken]

There is an iguana song and a dinosaur song too want me to post em for ya.

Shouldn't you be knitting a scarf or something?

[welderguy]

Shouldn't you be knitting a scarf or something?

No Rick only ordered the Hong no scarf ! it was a quick small job didnt require much yarn. :whistling:

[Rick]

I ordered it for Ken. It was supposed to be a surprise. Thanks.

[Ken]

I ordered it for Ken. It was supposed to be a surprise. Thanks.

How could you say that? You KNOW how sensitive I am! :sneaky2:

[Sarge47]

How could you say that? You KNOW how sensitive I am! :sneaky2:

A sensitive lawyer?

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[Ken]

A sensitive lawyer?

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:sneaky2: As a matter of fact, I am. Just ask my lawy, I mean, my shrink. They'll be in touch with you soon,

[Ken]

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[welderguy]

I ordered it for Ken. It was supposed to be a surprise. Thanks.

oooppppsss!!!!

[Rick]

Oh sure. Yell fire after the cat's out of the bag. Wait...is that the right saying? Well, you know what I mean.

[welderguy]

oh sure. Yell fire after the cat's out of the bag. Wait...is that the right saying? Well, you know what i mean.

lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oddmott]

Man I need to work less and login more! I miss all the fun on these boards.

Question... have y'all ever considered pooling some funds and buying several hundred acres of the harshest, nastiest terrain in N.A. and then directing all these types there?

Bet you'd end up with some real interesting Hunger Games action after 3 or 4 folks arrive with their big knives and 200 yd accurate bows.

[Wildthang]

Man I need to work less and login more! I miss all the fun on these boards.

Question... have y'all ever considered pooling some funds and buying several hundred acres of the harshest, nastiest terrain in N.A. and then directing all these types there?

Bet you'd end up with some real interesting Hunger Games action after 3 or 4 folks arrive with their big knives and 200 yd accurate bows.

We would have to chage a small fee, ( squatters fee ) to make it profitable! And we would need cameras all over the property so we could make survival movies called, "survival, what not to do".

[welderguy]

We would have to chage a small fee, ( squatters fee ) to make it profitable! And we would need cameras all over the property so we could make survival movies called, "survival, what not to do".

Ya know WT you might be on to something there, wonder what we could charge someone to get there 30 somthing son out of there basement, or that know it all in law, or that PITA spouse. we could make a killing.

[Ken]

Question... have y'all ever considered pooling some funds and buying several hundred acres of the harshest, nastiest terrain in N.A. and then directing all these types there?

No way. We'd all end up getting sued by the family of some idiot that died of thirst down by the lake.

[welderguy]

No way. We'd all end up getting sued by the family of some idiot that died of thirst down by the lake.

LMAO!!! so funny but so true!!!!

[Nomad]

your saying it cant be done??? i have to STRONGLY disagree with that. it can be done and be done simply and effectively.

NO! I'm not saying it can't be done.

[SLVRBK]

I usually shake my head when I read the first post in threads like this. Most of these people sound like they can't organize a one-car parade down their driveways. Others need instructions and a 10" survival knife to tear off a Band-Aid wrapper. I suggest that they all strap a 300 lb. pack filled with the most important essentials they can think of onto their backs and head off as far as they can into the wild. That way, they'll never lose sight of their cars. These are the people we read about that get lost in a municipal park and need to be rescued. Yeah, I'm shaking my head.

Honestly what difference does it make? I've been on this site for a whopping two days and my first introduction to the site was you submitting two links asking me to fill out a questionnaire and another guy calling me a spammer. I personally think a few of you (obviously I'm speaking in generality here) need to lighten the hell up. If the fella wants to get away from it all and you don't like it just move on. I hope he goes and camps his little heart out in the middle of whatever woods he deems suitable for however longs he wants. Sheesh.

[birdman6660]

yeah .. good luck with that ... try three weeks .. u be back right quickly ..!!

[Ken]

Honestly what difference does it make? I've been on this site for a whopping two days and my first introduction to the site was you submitting two links asking me to fill out a questionnaire and another guy calling me a spammer. I personally think a few of you (obviously I'm speaking in generality here) need to lighten the hell up. If the fella wants to get away from it all and you don't like it just move on. I hope he goes and camps his little heart out in the middle of whatever woods he deems suitable for however longs he wants. Sheesh.

In your very first post you asked for "suggestions, ideas, etc." So I was kind enough to give you a link to another thread about the very same topic you posted on.

The second link was to our Introductions section. Another kindness, since many new members don't know it exists.


And you, as a newcomer here, with FIVE posts, now have the balls to tell ME to lighten up?

Here's another link for you: http://donkeyforum.proboards.com/

[SLVRBK]

And you, as a newcomer here, with FIVE posts, now have the balls to tell ME to lighten up?



By God, I believe I do. I didn't stutter in my comments.

[Ken]

By God, I believe I do. I didn't stutter in my comments.

Neither will I. Your ape avatar says it all. You have a rotten attitude, and I don't give you long here unless that attitude changes. You've been here for two days and you're already getting confrontational with longstanding members. You'd best find yourself a good therapist before you play your games here. You're out of your league.

[Power Giant]

Sorry folks, I agree with SLVRBK on this one. You "longstanding members" are always trying to boost your internet egos by belittling others that maybe are less skilled than yourselves. Get off your high horses and show a little humility for a change.

[Ken]

Sorry folks, I agree with SLVRBK on this one. You "longstanding members" are always trying to boost your internet egos by belittling others that maybe are less skilled than yourselves. Get off your high horses and show a little humility for a change.

And THAT from a guy whose greatest contribution here was this:


Prostitution
Assassination
Bodyguard
Gambling
Pot Growing
Entertaining
Grifting

[Rick]

Okay. Let's agree to disagree. It's against the rules to attack other members. If a thread is contrary to what you believe then don't go to it. If a member is bothersome to you put them on ignore. Pretty simple.

[SLVRBK]

Neither will I. Your ape avatar says it all. You have a rotten attitude, and I don't give you long here unless that attitude changes. You've been here for two days and you're already getting confrontational with longstanding members. You'd best find yourself a good therapist before you play your games here. You're out of your league.

Roger that. I will make it a priority, I'll even take my "ape" avatar with me. As far as me being out of my league, I've been to 31 countries and 6 continents and haven't found a man I'm scared of yet. Keep bullying people like "Mattius" but keep your little booger pickers off me. Have a good night, you've wasted enough of my time.

[SLVRBK]

Okay. Let's agree to disagree. It's against the rules to attack other members. If a thread is contrary to what you believe then don't go to it. If a member is bothersome to you put them on ignore. Pretty simple.

Done. My apologies.

[Rick]

I've locked the thread.