Man Rules

[hunter63]

It's that time of the year again, you know improve your self with good intentions.
So here's a few Man Rules to use as a guide:


Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Shooting Guns, Muscle Cars, Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Have a Happy New Year!

[crashdive123]

Hehehehehehehehe.

[Pal334]

Oh, I agree, but all men run for your lives!!!!!!! :crash::gimp::nuke::boxer::taz: This could get ugly

[panch0]

You gonna get us in trouble mister!!

[Rick]

I can't run from this thread fast enough. (but it is good!)

[Sam]

I can't run from this thread fast enough. (but it is good!)

I'm making a poster for the wall. She always says we don't communicate. :2:

[2dumb2kwit]

I'm just glad that it wasn't me, this time! LOL:2:

[Rick]

I just sent it to my wife. Her response.....That had better be a joke.

Uh, yeah, joke. That's it.

[2dumb2kwit]

I just sent it to my wife. Her response.....That had better be a joke.

Uh, yeah, joke. That's it.

Careful, Rick! Women take things the wrong way, fairly often.

Pfft! One time, I called mine at work and told her that there was a tornado warning. (There was.) I told her to stay indoors, 'cuz I didn't want anyone dropping a house on her. Did she thank me for trying to look out for her? NOOOOOO!


Women....pffft!

[NCO]

She said i'll have to sleep outside... WHERES MY TENT!!

[grrlscout]

You guys should have gotten a Manslater for Christmas

ezVib_giTFo

[2dumb2kwit]

You guys should have gotten a Manslater for Christmas



Dang.....if only I had gotten one of those, when I was younger! LOL

[BENESSE]

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
Women ARE, and they don't like what they're reading.
(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
How 'bout just keep the lid down?

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail. Call Ken.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it! That don't work either!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Eventually
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Misery loves company


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. How about in a knock-down drag-out?
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. Or what?

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. It was a rhetorical question.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. You don't have 2 months to get anywhere.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..
Now if we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we're gonna think it's a whole lotta something 'cause we know you're lying.

1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Shooting Guns, Muscle Cars, Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes. You don't!

1. You have too many shoes. OK

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. We'll try to remember that more often.

Have a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, you lovable knuckleheads!

[hunter63]

I thought it was pretty good.....in theory, at least, LOL

[randyt]

oh gee I misunderstood the title, I thought it meant that men rule.

[BENESSE]

GS, that's a riot!

[Rick]

That thing is a bargain at twice the price. Oh if I could only have a couple of them.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

You guys should have gotten a Manslater for Christmas

ezVib_giTFo

Easier to invent a perpetual motion machine than THAT device! Or Light Sabers, Hyperspace drives..... That is an impossibility.

OK Digging out my tent and sleeping bag now....

[hunter63]

Actually the rules I really live by are much shorter and simpler;

1) Every morning and evening before bed, Say "I love you" and mean it, also give a little sugar.
2) Just say "I sorry", you might not have done anything....yet,... but you will, cover your bases.
3) Just say, "Honey you are right........."
These will cover about 90%.
Then The last rule,
4) Non-committal grunt....... when all the above don't apply.

[klickitat]

I probably should not have read that to my wife while she was making lunch. If I do not show back up in the morning assume that it was food poisoning.

[tipacanoe]

H63, going to miss you sir. They just said the census for the US was 338 million, I'm pretty sure you just made over half of them upset. It may be a long drive home for you. I can see little ladies pointing at you from their cars as you pass on the highway. Good luck and great list.

[Rick]

Oh, snap. They weren't pointing but they did use just one finger.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

Hey Thanks H63!! I just realized that now, if/when I want to go camp by myself, I can just send a copy of these to her and Voile'! Instant camping trip!!! YES!!! :airhorn:

[Rick]

The woman owns hawks. The only thing I'd send a woman that owns hawks is roses. Just sayin'.

[equus]

Hey Thanks H63!! I just realized that now, if/when I want to go camp by myself, I can just send a copy of these to her and Voile'! Instant camping trip!!! YES!!! :airhorn:


You do HON and you are a dead man. No one in this family goes camping without me a long. :chair:

[equus]

The woman owns hawks. The only thing I'd send a woman that owns hawks is roses. Just sayin'.

Very true Rick he has to sleep sometime.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

Very true Rick he has to sleep sometime.

Are you forgetting that I sleep with a weapon? Huh?...oh....uh never mind that IS you...... well..... moving right along.....:whistling:

[crashdive123]

Are you forgetting that I sleep with a weapon? Huh?...oh....uh never mind that IS you...... well..... moving right along.....:whistling:


You're forgetting her full name Equus Lorena Bobbit Moonskyeyes.

[equus]

Yes he is Crash!!!!!

[Rick]

Oh, sure. You should talk Mr. "married to the wife that throws once and nails the bulls eye".

[crashdive123]

Oh, sure. You should talk Mr. "married to the wife that throws once and nails the bulls eye".

She made me hide all of the sharp things while I'm on pain meds.:innocent:

[crashdive123]

And besides - I didn't post those rules. And another thing.... what's that? Yes dear - be right there.

[Rick]

Don't you love it when she walks up, gently lays her hand on that shoulder and says, "Honey, can you do X for me?"

[crashdive123]

Yes dear.....

[oly]

Well its the second time I showed the wife this and its the second time that I spend the night on the couch because of this.

Next best thing to camping LOL.

[wildWoman]

That's too funny and so true :)

I'd recommend outdoor plumbing to all those couples where toilet seats are an issue - guys will only use the outhouse for Number Two (preferring trees for Number One) and they'll leave the styrofoam seat down. Especially at -30.

[crashdive123]

At -30 I'm holding it till spring.

[Rick]

Wait a minute. If your peeing on a tree at -30 there's a good chance you'll be stuck to it until Spring.

[wildWoman]

Wait a minute. If your peeing on a tree at -30 there's a good chance you'll be stuck to it until Spring.

Not if you're a really hot guy :cool:

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

Not if you're a really hot guy :cool:

Holy Smokes if his Fever is that high shouldn't you be icing him down or something.... Oh wait... all he has to do is go outside.... Never mind, carry on.....

[Rick]

There are some things I'm not willing to take a chance on. I mean, what if I'm not a hot guy? I know, I know. But hypothetically.

[wildWoman]

Peeing your pants at -30 will only result in a solidly frozen zipper.

[Rick]

Yeah, okay. But getting back to hot. Hypothetically.

[wildWoman]

I'm not going there.

[Rick]

Well, great. Now I'll never know if I can whiz at -30. Thanks for nuttin'.

[crashdive123]

Ummmmmmm. Different kind of hot.:innocent:

[Camp10]

The real problem with peeing at -30 is the 5 inches of clothes you have to...oh never mind.

[wildWoman]

If you get your wife to drive at 60mph when it's zero outside, the resulting windchill could add up to -30 (doublecheck that, I was never good at math). Take a leak out the window and check the theory!

[crashdive123]

Careful. The guy behind you might get pi$$ed.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

If you get your wife to drive at 60mph when it's zero outside, the resulting windchill could add up to -30 (doublecheck that, I was never good at math). Take a leak out the window and check the theory!

NO! Not the day before New years eve!! Now some Idjit will get Drunk tomorrow night and try it.......

[wildWoman]

Sorry. Not used to the concept of having people behind.

[crashdive123]

Or going 60 all that often either huh?

[Rick]

Listen, if I could pee out a car window I'd be worth a whole lot more than I am. Sadly, I can't even pee in the ash tray.:no::blush:

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

Listen, if I could pee out a car window I'd be worth a whole lot more than I am. Sadly, I can't even pee in the ash tray.:no::blush:

Uh.... Don't you have a truck? You could stand in the ..... never mind.

[Rick]

(snap) Yeah, that's the ticket. My wife is never gonna believe this.

[wildWoman]

Or going 60 all that often either huh?

Well, since we got kilometres here, not miles, so we might get the skidoo or boat revved up to 60 :yes:

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

Well since YOU are the Minister of Science, I think it falls into your realm to test this theory:dissolve:

[Rick]

The things I do for science. Okay.

[wildWoman]

Don't forget to post the pictures!!

[crashdive123]

Uh oh. Not sure that is a great idea. Did you ever see his thong pic?

[Rick]

Did someone ask to see the thong pic? I think I've got it around here somewhere.

[oly]

Uh oh. Not sure that is a great idea. Did you ever see his thong pic?

Oh lord here it comes again.

[Pocomoonskyeyes3]

NO Pics Please!!!

Wow, that was a close call......

[crashdive123]

Nell won't be very happy if you do. Just sayin'.

[wildWoman]

Nooo...he should be sure to wear his rabbit fur thong, though, considering the temperatures involved.

[2dumb2kwit]

Well since YOU are the Minister of Science, I think it falls into your realm to test this theory:dissolve:

So, you're assuming that he can get past the 5 inches of clothing?:wheelchair:

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heavydutymetalcutting (http://heavydutymetalcutting.ru)jacketedwall (http://jacketedwall.ru)japanesecedar (http://japanesecedar.ru)jibtypecrane (http://jibtypecrane.ru)jobabandonment (http://jobabandonment.ru)jobstress (http://jobstress.ru)jogformation (http://jogformation.ru)jointcapsule (http://jointcapsule.ru)jointsealingmaterial (http://jointsealingmaterial.ru)journallubricator (http://journallubricator.ru)juicecatcher (http://juicecatcher.ru)junctionofchannels (http://junctionofchannels.ru)justiciablehomicide (http://justiciablehomicide.ru)juxtapositiontwin (http://juxtapositiontwin.ru)kaposidisease (http://kaposidisease.ru)
keepagoodoffing (http://keepagoodoffing.ru)keepsmthinhand (http://keepsmthinhand.ru)kentishglory (http://kentishglory.ru)kerbweight (http://kerbweight.ru)kerrrotation (http://kerrrotation.ru)keymanassurance (http://keymanassurance.ru)keyserum (http://keyserum.ru)kickplate (http://kickplate.ru)killthefattedcalf (http://killthefattedcalf.ru)kilowattsecond (http://kilowattsecond.ru)kingweakfish (http://kingweakfish.ru)kinozones (http://kinozones.ru)kleinbottle (http://kleinbottle.ru)kneejoint (http://kneejoint.ru)knifesethouse (http://knifesethouse.ru)
knockonatom (http://knockonatom.ru)knowledgestate (http://knowledgestate.ru)kondoferromagnet (http://kondoferromagnet.ru)labeledgraph (http://labeledgraph.ru)laborracket (http://laborracket.ru)labourearnings (http://labourearnings.ru)labourleasing (http://labourleasing.ru)laburnumtree (http://laburnumtree.ru)lacingcourse (http://lacingcourse.ru)lacrimalpoint (http://lacrimalpoint.ru)lactogenicfactor (http://lactogenicfactor.ru)lacunarycoefficient (http://lacunarycoefficient.ru)ladletreatediron (http://ladletreatediron.ru)laggingload (http://laggingload.ru)laissezaller (http://laissezaller.ru)
lambdatransition (http://lambdatransition.ru)laminatedmaterial (http://laminatedmaterial.ru)lammasshoot (http://lammasshoot.ru)lamphouse (http://lamphouse.ru)lancecorporal (http://lancecorporal.ru)lancingdie (http://lancingdie.ru)landingdoor (http://landingdoor.ru)landmarksensor (http://landmarksensor.ru)landreform (http://landreform.ru)landuseratio (http://landuseratio.ru)languagelaboratory (http://languagelaboratory.ru)largeheart (http://largeheart.ru)lasercalibration (http://lasercalibration.ru)laserlens (http://laserlens.ru)laserpulse (http://laserpulse.ru)

[yellowcab]

laterevent (http://laterevent.ru)latrinesergeant (http://latrinesergeant.ru)layabout (http://layabout.ru)leadcoating (http://leadcoating.ru)leadingfirm (http://leadingfirm.ru)learningcurve (http://learningcurve.ru)leaveword (http://leaveword.ru)machinesensible (http://machinesensible.ru)magneticequator (http://magneticequator.ru)magnetotelluricfield (http://magnetotelluricfield.ru)mailinghouse (http://mailinghouse.ru)majorconcern (http://majorconcern.ru)mammasdarling (http://mammasdarling.ru)managerialstaff (http://managerialstaff.ru)manipulatinghand (http://manipulatinghand.ru)
manualchoke (http://manualchoke.ru)medinfobooks (http://medinfobooks.ru)mp3lists (http://mp3lists.ru)nameresolution (http://nameresolution.ru)naphtheneseries (http://naphtheneseries.ru)narrowmouthed (http://narrowmouthed.ru)nationalcensus (http://nationalcensus.ru)naturalfunctor (http://naturalfunctor.ru)navelseed (http://navelseed.ru)neatplaster (http://neatplaster.ru)necroticcaries (http://necroticcaries.ru)negativefibration (http://negativefibration.ru)neighbouringrights (http://neighbouringrights.ru)objectmodule (http://objectmodule.ru)observationballoon (http://observationballoon.ru)
obstructivepatent (http://obstructivepatent.ru)oceanmining (http://oceanmining.ru)octupolephonon (http://octupolephonon.ru)offlinesystem (http://offlinesystem.ru)offsetholder (http://offsetholder.ru)olibanumresinoid (http://olibanumresinoid.ru)onesticket (http://onesticket.ru)packedspheres (http://packedspheres.ru)pagingterminal (http://pagingterminal.ru)palatinebones (http://palatinebones.ru)palmberry (http://palmberry.ru)papercoating (http://papercoating.ru)paraconvexgroup (http://paraconvexgroup.ru)parasolmonoplane (http://parasolmonoplane.ru)parkingbrake (http://parkingbrake.ru)
partfamily (http://partfamily.ru)partialmajorant (http://partialmajorant.ru)quadrupleworm (http://quadrupleworm.ru)qualitybooster (http://qualitybooster.ru)quasimoney (http://quasimoney.ru)quenchedspark (http://quenchedspark.ru)quodrecuperet (http://quodrecuperet.ru)rabbetledge (http://rabbetledge.ru)radialchaser (http://radialchaser.ru)radiationestimator (http://radiationestimator.ru)railwaybridge (http://railwaybridge.ru)randomcoloration (http://randomcoloration.ru)rapidgrowth (http://rapidgrowth.ru)rattlesnakemaster (http://rattlesnakemaster.ru)reachthroughregion (http://reachthroughregion.ru)
readingmagnifier (http://readingmagnifier.ru)rearchain (http://rearchain.ru)recessioncone (http://recessioncone.ru)recordedassignment (http://recordedassignment.ru)rectifiersubstation (http://rectifiersubstation.ru)redemptionvalue (http://redemptionvalue.ru)reducingflange (http://reducingflange.ru)referenceantigen (http://referenceantigen.ru)regeneratedprotein (http://regeneratedprotein.ru)reinvestmentplan (http://reinvestmentplan.ru)safedrilling (http://safedrilling.ru)sagprofile (http://sagprofile.ru)salestypelease (http://salestypelease.ru)samplinginterval (http://samplinginterval.ru)satellitehydrology (http://satellitehydrology.ru)
scarcecommodity (http://scarcecommodity.ru)scrapermat (http://scrapermat.ru)screwingunit (http://screwingunit.ru)seawaterpump (http://seawaterpump.ru)secondaryblock (http://secondaryblock.ru)secularclergy (http://secularclergy.ru)seismicefficiency (http://seismicefficiency.ru)selectivediffuser (http://selectivediffuser.ru)semiasphalticflux (http://semiasphalticflux.ru)semifinishmachining (http://semifinishmachining.ru)spicetrade (http://spicetrade.ru)spysale (http://spysale.ru)stungun (http://stungun.ru)tacticaldiameter (http://tacticaldiameter.ru)tailstockcenter (http://tailstockcenter.ru)
tamecurve (http://tamecurve.ru)tapecorrection (http://tapecorrection.ru)tappingchuck (http://tappingchuck.ru)taskreasoning (http://taskreasoning.ru)technicalgrade (http://technicalgrade.ru)telangiectaticlipoma (http://telangiectaticlipoma.ru)telescopicdamper (http://telescopicdamper.ru)temperateclimate (http://temperateclimate.ru)temperedmeasure (http://temperedmeasure.ru)tenementbuilding (http://tenementbuilding.ru)tuchkas (http://tuchkas.ru/)ultramaficrock (http://ultramaficrock.ru)ultraviolettesting (http://ultraviolettesting.ru)