this is pretty funny

[owl_girl]

Actual label instructions on consumer goods

1. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)


3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)


4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)


5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
Don 't turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


6. On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)


7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)


8. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)


9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and... I'm taking this because???...)


10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what?)


11. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)


13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)


14. On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


15. On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Source http://www.jokes2go.com/lists.html

[texasboy]

That was funny. Thanks for posting that.

[Nomad]

How about this one. I got some fries at arby's the other day, and the container said "caution, contents may be hot" yeah right. may be, but usually aren't.

[Dark786]

nice owl thats was good,

[owl_girl]

Glad you guys liked them.

[nell67]

Originally Posted by Nomad

How about this one. I got some fries at arby's the other day, and the container said "caution, contents may be hot" yeah right. may be, but usually aren't.

Nomad, you should come by my store sometime then,always hot and fresh LOL

[sh4d0wm4573ri7]

lol nice owl girl guess is juss more reasons why we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway

[Merlin]

Yes a good laugh to be had ..Well we just have to think of how many people we meet that do not have any common sense.. You know the ones that you wonder how did you get here ....