
Originally Posted by
RBB
Not sure if this fits with the tenor of the other posts, but here is something that happened to us about 15 years ago:
I am driving with the family cross country to visit relations. DW spells me on the driving and I go to sleep. As she drives through a very large city, she decides it is time to eat. She gets off the freeway in the center of the city. She wakes me when she reaches a bar and grill. I am half asleep as we go in.
We are in the ghetto. This place is like something off a movie set. Here we sit with four little kids in a place where drug deals are going down in the back corners. The place is packed. Prostitutes and pimps are plying their trade.
It is like we are invisible. Everyone is looking straight through us, and the hair is going up on the back of my neck. People who come in after us are getting served before us. I try to get my wife to go somewhere else, but she is oblivious, and says, "Don't be ridiculous"! A quick calculation shows I don't have enough bullets, even with two extra high capacity magazines, to shoot everyone in the place - plus I'm sure about half of them are armed.
My dear wife is apparently oblivious to all of this. We get a pizza and she happily munches away. It comes time to pay, and she is rummaging around in her purse. Unable to find her money, she upends the purse and out rolls her wad of cash, $900 in bills.
I am dieing here and praying fervently under my breath. No one looks at us, but everyone goes freeze-frame and the place goes instantly silent. I've got my hand on my gun, trying to decide whether to shoot her or the bad guys. She, oblivious, pays up, and we edge toward the door, me crabbing sideways all the way, with my hand in my jacket pocket and wrapped around my gun. We get in the car and I'm driving like a mad man.
The Mrs, can't figure out what is wrong with me. Two cars start up in the parking lot, as we leave, and one follows us for quite a ways. I finally loose them driving the wrong way down a one way street - hoping to see a squad car. The kids are laughing, they think this is great fun, and my wife is screaming I've lost my mind. We finally get back on the freeway, and have a 100 mile argument.
To this day she won't admit there was a problem.
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