1st Annual Cootism Competition Classic

[rebel]

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[chiye tanka]

Rebel, what the he// are you talking about.

[chiye tanka]

No no, now that you've explained it, I'm in.

[nell67]

rebel,of course you win,you opened the game in the middle of the night when only a few members are online and then closed it before everyone got a chance to see it,you can't win by the way,Rick,Sarge and Coot didn't judge it yet,per your rules.

[crashdive123]

Winning a one man competition is kind of like winning the Gong Show. It may make you feel good for a spell, but you're sure not gonna tell your friends about it.





How'd I do?

[nell67]

I'll vote for that,but according to the rules set forth by rebel,my vote doesn't count

[wareagle69]

Winning a one man competition is kind of like winning the Gong Show. It may make you feel good for a spell, but you're sure not gonna tell your friends about it.





How'd I do?

hmm seems vagely familar something about mopeds( i'll be politcally polite here cuz i know one member here that rides one)

[Ole WV Coot]

It is truly an honor to bring wisdom in a clear precise way that everyone can understand. I CAN be bribed, not cheap but reasonable. I realize setting a goal that none can attain is lofty but as sure as someone comes close I will admit it. Good Luck and sorry Son, can't play favorites.

[Rick]

I'm honored to be judged an official judge. Perhaps the neatest thing since drop seat underwear.

[chiye tanka]

My Eyes!!!!!

[Rick]

You are in serious need of a spirit talker......or wild turkey.

[chiye tanka]

Probably both.

[Rick]

Now there's something I can drink to.

[trax]

Kinda sounds like y'all want to be Dad when you grow up, lucky for him he already is.

[chiye tanka]

Trax, from what I know of you're dad, I'd say being like him wouldn't be a bad thing.

[trax]

Trax, from what I know of you're dad, I'd say being like him wouldn't be a bad thing.

I'm certain that he'll give that statement it's full and due consideration and consider it from every perspective that he possibly can before agreeing with you completely.

[Ole WV Coot]

You know me well Son. Need I say more?

[trax]

You know me well Son. Need I say more?

Now fellas, see with a ringing endorsement such as that, I'd say the winner of the 1st Annual Cootism Award is as clear as, why it's as clear as that first beautiful drop of shine that hangs tenaciously off the end of the worm on your still, a-gleaming in the sunshine, before dropping gently into the crock with the tiniest of splashes...promising great things to come. That's just how clear that is.

[wareagle69]

sorry folks need to speak slower around me i left my book on translations at home and we all no i don't know nothin unless i read it or allan teaches me it

[Ole WV Coot]

Now fellas, see with a ringing endorsement such as that, I'd say the winner of the 1st Annual Cootism Award is as clear as, why it's as clear as that first beautiful drop of shine that hangs tenaciously off the end of the worm on your still, a-gleaming in the sunshine, before dropping gently into the crock with the tiniest of splashes...promising great things to come. That's just how clear that is.

That is just sheer poetry. Kinda brings a tear to my eye. You've done me proud and I am glad you waited to show your profound wisdom and way with words. I am just at a loss for words of praise it warms an ole man's heart.