New survival show (TIC)

Sarge47 · 08-10-2007, 04:12 PM

(TIC stands for "Tounge-in-cheek) Okay guys & gals, he's tough & lean, and downright mean he's "Survivaldude"!!! That's right, a character made up of a composite of "Wolf-Pack" people.

Here's his Theme song", at least the lyrics.

"I live on a diet of grass and bugs,
Worms, and ants, scorpions and slugs.
I carry a knife worth more than your home,
And it's in the wilds I love to roam.

I can make a boat out of a blade of grass,
And drink from a turd from an elephant's (bleep)
I'll make a condo from a small Pine tree,
Oh my gosh don't you wish you were me!"

That's all I got so far, have some fun with it!

Tony uk · 08-10-2007, 04:30 PM

Very Nice

trax · 08-10-2007, 05:55 PM

Is it time for episode two of survivaldude 2007?

Sarge47 · 08-10-2007, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trax

Is it time for episode two of survivaldude 2007?

Take it away Trax!

wareagle69 · 08-10-2007, 09:37 PM

absolutley friggen hilarious

trax · 08-13-2007, 02:43 PM

No one liked episode two

Sarge47 · 08-14-2007, 12:50 AM

I can do miracles when I'm all alone,
Thanks to my camera crew who carries a phone.
I hunt & I fish, weather fur or fin,
I sometimes stay at the Holiday Inn.

Don't diss my life or what I do,
I make more money than any of you.
I can run through the woods, oh so fast,
So bugger off! You can kiss my (Bleep).

What can I say, it's a work in progress. Still needs a chorus and a bridge though.

survivalhike · 09-16-2007, 05:40 AM

It's hard faking survival
I need breakfast in bed
A crew to build my shelter
and pillows under my head

Do it just like me
dont ever stop and think
jump into the rivers
and climb up in the trees

I'll be doing fine
out here on my raft
the island close behind me
sharks all swimming past

Don't forget to buy
my new survival kit
comes with 20' of cordage
that will break on your first trip

Can't hang out with Les
cause he doesn't eat
I just stop the camera
so you don't see me cheat

the edge · 09-27-2007, 05:36 PM

gnarley, amazing,spectacular, super, great, good!

08-10-2007, 04:12 PM	#1
Sarge47 Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Western Illinois Posts: 5,671 Blog Entries: 19	New survival show (TIC) (TIC stands for "Tounge-in-cheek) Okay guys & gals, he's tough & lean, and downright mean he's "Survivaldude"!!! That's right, a character made up of a composite of "Wolf-Pack" people. Here's his Theme song", at least the lyrics. "I live on a diet of grass and bugs, Worms, and ants, scorpions and slugs. I carry a knife worth more than your home, And it's in the wilds I love to roam. I can make a boat out of a blade of grass, And drink from a turd from an elephant's (bleep) I'll make a condo from a small Pine tree, Oh my gosh don't you wish you were me!" That's all I got so far, have some fun with it! __________________ SARGE "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI! They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin

08-10-2007, 04:30 PM	#2
Tony uk Chinese Spanner Operator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,550 Blog Entries: 1	Very Nice __________________ A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

08-10-2007, 05:55 PM	#3
trax missing in action Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: yonder Posts: 6,778	Hey Sarge? Is it time for episode two of survivaldude 2007? __________________ some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

08-13-2007, 02:43 PM	#6
trax missing in action Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: yonder Posts: 6,778	No one liked episode two __________________ some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"

08-14-2007, 12:50 AM	#7
Sarge47 Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Western Illinois Posts: 5,671 Blog Entries: 19	More of "Survivaldude's theme song. I can do miracles when I'm all alone, Thanks to my camera crew who carries a phone. I hunt & I fish, weather fur or fin, I sometimes stay at the Holiday Inn. Don't diss my life or what I do, I make more money than any of you. I can run through the woods, oh so fast, So bugger off! You can kiss my (Bleep). What can I say, it's a work in progress. Still needs a chorus and a bridge though. __________________ SARGE "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein Proud father of a US Marine....SEMPER FI! They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin

08-10-2007, 09:37 PM	#5
wareagle69 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ontario Posts: 3,951	absolutley friggen hilarious

09-16-2007, 05:40 AM	#8
survivalhike Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Gilbert Arizona Posts: 132	It's hard faking survival I need breakfast in bed A crew to build my shelter and pillows under my head Do it just like me dont ever stop and think jump into the rivers and climb up in the trees I'll be doing fine out here on my raft the island close behind me sharks all swimming past Don't forget to buy my new survival kit comes with 20' of cordage that will break on your first trip Can't hang out with Les cause he doesn't eat I just stop the camera so you don't see me cheat

09-27-2007, 05:36 PM	#9
the edge Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 96	gnarley, amazing,spectacular, super, great, good!