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Old 11-05-2009, 12:29 AM   #21
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I definatly qualify, modesty being one of my greater virtues forbids me from going into detail EXCEPT for the $$$ MONEY $$. I can easily handle the adoring female fans(charge extra per dozen) but I need a decent advance before I commit to this little venture. My attack beagle will be paid in doggie treats(name brand only).
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:30 AM   #22
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There is a special place in "HELL" for those who kill, sweet, cuddly, baby squirrels.
YES, THERE IS!!!

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Old 11-05-2009, 12:37 AM   #23
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You know they are really looking for a new show host. I think they are crazy as to their premise for the new show, though. As if adding a dog is going to make it better. Just do a remake of "Lassie"!!
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:42 AM   #24
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You know they are really looking for a new show host. I think they are crazy as to their premise for the new show, though. As if adding a dog is going to make it better. Just do a remake of "Lassie"!!
I know! I know! How about a dog with a pet named 2dumb?
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:49 AM   #25
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Aren't you the guy who was on SurvivalistBoards posting about this?
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:02 AM   #26
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I know! I know! How about a dog with a pet named 2dumb?
Your slipping Ken, I was expecting this at the start of the thread
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:09 AM   #27
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Cool Hmmm.....

Well, my dog gets "scale" & I get creative control! 1st we get Bear Grylls out of the Holiday Inn.....

Seriously, forget it!
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:13 AM   #28
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The real question is " Am I allowed to eat my dog if things get desperate enough? "



jk... I love my dog!... I would eat the cameraman
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:15 AM   #29
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I've done a few shows here and there. I actually have two dogs. White fang is the biggest mean dog in the world and black fang is the kindest most gentle dog in the world. I've survived AT LEAST 10,000 pies in the face.

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Old 11-05-2009, 02:01 AM   #30
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I think Rick's their guy! Rick....send them that picture of you in a thong....that ought to do it!
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Old 11-05-2009, 07:28 AM   #31
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I understand that Dave Canterbury with Wilderness Outfitters is going national TV. Good Old boy who started out on YouTube doing elementary survival videos.

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Old 11-05-2009, 08:42 AM   #32
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There is a special place in "HELL" for those who kill, sweet, cuddly, baby squirrels.
Yeah!!!! It's called Rhode Island
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:50 AM   #33
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The real question is " Am I allowed to eat my dog if things get desperate enough? "
1st: Old Soldier that was funny... lol...

2nd: Nightshade-Now that's what I'm talking about, I'll bail out some mut from the pound, we'll get along good enough for the camera and then they can put me in a real bad situation (of course it's fake cause Bear Grylls says do it that way) then I can kill, field dress, and quarter the dog, put it on a spit over the fire nibbling on it as I make a cloak from the pely to keep me warm, even though it's summer!!!

Although I have a yellow lab/german shepherd mix, Sunny, I'd never hurt her. She does, however, go into the woods with me on treks and camping.

Hmmm, need to check the pound though.
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I've done a few shows here and there. I actually have two dogs. White fang is the biggest mean dog in the world and black fang is the kindest most gentle dog in the world. I've survived AT LEAST 10,000 pies in the face.

Didn't you just pass away? Good celebrity cover, though.
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Old 11-05-2009, 05:58 PM   #35
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I take a different dog each time and eat it. Does that count?

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Old 11-05-2009, 07:36 PM   #36
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I take a different dog each time and eat it. Does that count?

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You could make it into a survivalist/cooking show with different ways to prepare dog each week
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Old 11-05-2009, 09:23 PM   #37
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Mac, you are one sick puppy.......get it? Eats dogs? Sick puppy?.....I slay myself.
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Old 11-05-2009, 10:58 PM   #38
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Interestingly, while trying to dispel the rumor of other forums, I ran across an almost identical post. Different screen name and different email address though. I smell scam, therefor mwstarfish, I have removed your email address. If you would like to post a bit more as Rick suggested so that those interested might be able to verify the legitimacy of your request, it would be welcome.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:41 PM   #39
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Pick me pick me!!!!!!!!!!!! heres a picture of me and my dog, #2 is of me and
my other dog, #3 is of me and my sons dog, #4 is of me................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................. never mind
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2dumb, what is wrong with you.Dont give Rick the notion that anyone wants to see him in his thong again.I saw the pic once and just got out of therapy last week.At least talk him into posting a pic of his dog in the pink thong.Wait never mind I started to get woozy after I thought about his dog in his thong.Rick may not take the thong off first.
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