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  1. 11-04-2009, 03:35 PM #1
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    Default Looking For Survivalist Host

    Producer with new major TV show looking for the next big survivalist host.

    I need someone with energy, charisma, wilderness survival knowledge, AND a canine companion - a dog that you take on your journeys with you!

    If interested, please email a photo of yourself and your dog to:
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    Charisma..........I just ain't got no Charisma.......Damn so close......
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    I discussed it with WonderMutt and he said if they want his photo they can damn well contact his publicist like everyone else has to.
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourdough View Post
    Charisma..........I just ain't got no Charisma.......Damn so close......
    I can run over to Walmart, buy some charisma and FEDEX it to you overnight
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    .45 ACP Because shooting twice is silly... The avatar says it all,.45 because there isn't a.46

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pal334 View Post
    I can run over to Walmart, buy some charisma and FEDEX it to you overnight
    Only tequila brings out my charms.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourdough View Post
    Only tequila brings out my charms.........
    sorry , can't take the chance of getting that broken in shipment, alcohol abuse ya know
    .45 ACP Because shooting twice is silly... The avatar says it all,.45 because there isn't a.46

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    If you are really serious about this then a mail site other than gmail might help your cause. Do you have a web site? Anything? For all we know you're just another...uh....person that likes to get pictures in the mail.
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    they need this guy. He is the ultimate DOGMAN
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    Seriously! Get off your duff....Put your camera in search of trying to keep up with COWBOYSURVIVAL... I'll even give ya... a head start!
    Keep in mind the problem may be extremely complicated, though the "Fix" is often simple...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourdough View Post
    Only tequila brings out my charms.........
    Really? Cuz all this time I thought you were a real charming fella here on the forum, gentlemanly, erudite, polite....all that. So, are you like sloppy drunk when you're posting?
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
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    Erudite? Religion isn't allowed on here, you know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    Erudite? Religion isn't allowed on here, you know that.
    Ummm.....what about Sourdough mentioning tequila? Tequila's a religion (well...to me)
    some fella confronted me the other day and asked "What's your problem?" So I told him, "I don't have a problem I am a problem"
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    Okay. Point taken. But just liquid religions. Pops got the sunshine, starshine, moonshine, some kind of stuff.
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    Rick, I thought you were off KILLING Baby Squirels.......?
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    Well.....First there was the website rebuild that pushed me out a day. Everything is ready to load into the truck and my wife called on her way home. The front brakes started grinding (which, of course, means new rotors, too). So I guess she'll be driving the truck tomorrow. Maybe Friday. But, hey, I'm making lemonade.
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    Ken, He is lying through his teeth, he has been killing baby squirrels, sweet cuddly baby squirrels.
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    Instead of lkilling those innocent squirrels, why not share some of your lemons with them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sourdough View Post
    Ken, He is lying through his teeth, he has been killing baby squirrels, sweet cuddly baby squirrels.
    Why do you think his front brakes are grinding? Just wait. The next thing he will hear is his transmission.
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    There is a special place in "HELL" for those who kill, sweet, cuddly, baby squirrels.
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    Energy. Check
    Charisma. Check
    Wilderness Survival Knowledge. Check.
    AND a canine companion - a dog that you take on your journeys with you. Do trips to McDonalds Drive-Ups count?
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