I'm seeing a body found in the forest with one hand reaching for some dorky dart and great big moose hoof prints all over it's abdomen and face. I only hope the old bull doesn't step on his face so they can use dental records for identification. What are you going to do about the fact that 1500 pounds moving at 40 mph doesn't just come to a dead standstill? Or the fact that your little injection darts probably won't pierce the hide of a moose or a bear?
I have a friend who was charged by a polar bear. He started shooting when the bear was still a good distance off, maybe 100 yards or so. He put 8 shots from a .30-30 into that bear's chest and it kept coming. It dropped about 15 yards from him, he told me his hands were shaking too badly to get the rifle re-loaded, (he kept dropping bullets in the mud) and this is a guy who grew up hunting and trapping and was around 50 years old at the time, not the kind of guy who panics.
I sincerely hope that future questions will be responded to with some basis in reality. (By the way, I don't think moose or bears speak any human languages, maybe try singing them a lullabye and they'll nod off ) Now, see? That was humor, not reality
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