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    Yeah, a million years from now they will be teaching that ooze was created through heat and compression of garbage dumps. Assuming, of course, anything they contain will actually degrade over a million years. Men will be buying their love a diamic ring created from the compaction of plastic. Ever so rare.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter63 View Post
    Garbage/supermarket bags are the new fossils....

    "Oh, Lookie here, Pick and Save had a sale on beer.......What is beer?"

    That alone shows the demise of civilization as we knew it.....
    There will always be beer!

    Beer is the defining feature of and reason for all civilizations.

    Writing was invented to preserve the beer recipe.

    Counting was invented to keep up with the bar tab.
    Last edited by kyratshooter; 03-12-2015 at 11:22 PM.
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    That boy is danged perceptive. Very good observation. Beer was obviously invented to improve the appearance of both sexes. So yeah, it will still be needed.

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    ....and help white people dance.....
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    First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
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