The Official 2D2K VS Ken Thread

[crashdive123]

This thread is dedicated to the running battle between 2dumb2kwit and Ken. Since it is entertaining, and many folks do enjoy the repartee - sometimes threads get lost during all of the entertainment. Now, you can just come to this thread. Kind of a one stop shopping place for you two to have your fun. Popcorn and drinks are available to the viewers. You two have fun now.

[Ken]

Gee, Crash, I appreciate that. The only question I have is what to do when 2dumb starts up in yet ANOTHER thread.

You know how he always goes off topic and hijacks a thread as soon as he logs-in, and immediately begins posting dumb things about me in every thread, right? He can be sooooo disruptive to the forum.

As you know, I always try to ignore him and stay on-topic myself, but it's hard. Really hard. So, should I just ignore him when he goes off topic? Like his family and acquaintances do?

Maybe it would just be easier if you BANNED HIM………….

[crashdive123]

Ah - you see - that's the beauty of it all. I can move all those posts into this thread. Muahahahahaha

[Ken]

I still think it would be easier if you banned him.............

[Ken]

2dumb,

I was on-line at the very moment you were registering. I saw the name, "2dumb2kwit" and thought to myself, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." I was right.

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. When you post here, are you really that stupid or do you just make a special effort to appear that way?

Instead of saying nasty and untrue things about me on the Forum, why don't you just save your breath. After all, you'll need it to blow up your date.

You know, 2dumb, calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people in the world. Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice. You started at the bottom ... and it's been downhill ever since!

I often wonder if 2dumb is actually your real name. Or maybe it's "Maple Syrup." - Well, it damn well should be, 'cause you're a sap!

I also wonder how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

And I have a question for ya'. When you change your mind, what do you do with the diaper?

2dumb, please learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control. If you ever do meet someone, remember that opposites attact. I'm sure you'll meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Speaking of which, don't you think that your time - ALL OF YOUR TIME -would be better spent on Match.com?

[Ken]

2dumb was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, 2dumb, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."

"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.

"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Billy-Bob in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started exploring our secret feelings and Billy-Bob said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Billy-Bob said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued,

"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Billy-Bob had taken off all his clothes and he suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Billy-Bob laid down on the grass and said

'Okay, 2dumb, go to town'.

[doug1980]

Man I can't tell whether you two really dislike each other or just enjoy giving each other a hard time. I'm so confused my small brain almost hurts....almost.

[Rick]

I just wish it was smartee repartee.

[pocomoonskyeyes]

I'm crying FOUL!!! you are picking on someone who isn't here... Uh Uh uh I mean isn't all There...uh uh you know what I mean.

[2dumb2kwit]

so i am going to start an official fan club and most likely social group for fans of 2d2k, just letting ys know we fully support you in your efferts to vanquish all yankee lawyers

Thanks WE, I'll do my best!

(Even though I don't think Ken can handle my best. LOL)

BTW...did you notice that the second and third post where from Ken? He must be a big fan!

[2dumb2kwit]

Ah - you see - that's the beauty of it all. I can move all those posts into this thread. Muahahahahaha

Can you do something with Kens post, in the 2D2K Fanclub thread?

[crashdive123]

Done. Now see how this works - you guys spar - posts go here. Simple.

[Ken]

Thanks WE, I'll do my best!

(Even though I don't think Ken can handle my best. LOL)

I'm sure it will just

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But give it your best shot anyway, 2dumb. I'll even let you use your gun.

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[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb,

I was on-line at the very moment you were registering. I saw the name, "2dumb2kwit" and thought to myself, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." I was right. You actually thought?

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. When you post here, are you really that stupid or do you just make a special effort to appear that way? I dumb it down, so you can keep up.
Instead of saying nasty and untrue things about me on the Forum, why don't you just save your breath. After all, you'll need it to blow up your date.
That was almost funny....keep trying.

You know, 2dumb, calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people in the world. So, why don't you just shut up?

I often wonder if 2dumb is actually your real name. Or maybe it's "Maple Syrup." - Well, it damn well should be, 'cause you're a sap! Now that's just dumb.

I also wonder how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. 45

And I have a question for ya'. When you change your mind, what do you do with the diaper? Call it a lawyer and throw it away.

2dumb, please learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control. If you ever do meet someone, remember that opposites attact. I'm sure you'll meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Speaking of which, don't you think that your time - ALL OF YOUR TIME -would be better spent on Match.com?

Anything else???

[2dumb2kwit]

2dumb was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots. Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.

"Hey, 2dumb, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"

"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."

"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.

"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Billy-Bob in the saloon. We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started exploring our secret feelings and Billy-Bob said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did. Then we started getting real close and cuddin' and smoochin' and Billy-Bob said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.' So we did." He continued,

"We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Billy-Bob had taken off all his clothes and he suggested that I do the same. So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots. Then Billy-Bob laid down on the grass and said

'Okay, 2dumb, go to town'.

So after all that jibberish, you see that I'm not into guys. I thought I had already told you that.


...and had it been Ken talking to the Sheriff, it would have been a "short" story. (Snicker,Snicker)

[Ken]

Here ya' go, 2dumb. Don't rush back here, okay?

http://www.match.com/cp.aspx?WT.medi...5574&WT.srch=1

[2dumb2kwit]

Done. Now see how this works - you guys spar - posts go here. Simple.

Then how come his post are on both threads, now???

[2dumb2kwit]

Then how come his post are on both threads, now???

Oh wait....now they are over there!

Dang crash......I know Ken needs help, but making me try to hit a moving target, is kinda tuff.

[crashdive123]

The only ones left there are addressed to WE and the fan club thread.

[Ken]

So after all that jibberish, you see that I'm not into guys.

Oh yes you are! You were just being submissive.