Let's put together an Altoid Tin Kit Together

[tennecedar]

4" piece of jute or sisal twine- tinder

[laughingbeetle]

Ibuprophen or your prefered O.T.C. pain relief. If you have been injured it is much easier to think your way out of a bad situation if you can take the edge off the pain.

[mountain mama]

benadryl - allergic reactions happen

[Rick]

Signal mirror.

[Alpine_Sapper]

Signal mirror.

why not polish the inside of the tin as well? keep the signal mirror, preferably with a sighting hole, but, that whole redundancy thing.

razor blade?

[Rick]

Because, Mr. Buttinskyhead, everyone knows a true signal mirror is MUCH better than a shiny old lid. It can be seen from much futher away and will increase your chances of rescue. And please be careful where you place that razor blade.

Next question. Yes, you in the back.

[Rick]

Safety pins.

[hoosierarcher]

Rick gets around the "one item only please" by making multiple posts. A mod playing fast and loose with the rules? Nah A loophole I didn't cover. I guess I should have had Ken write up the contract.

[Rick]

Well golly jeepers. Just one per person? That's no fun. (walks off kickin' chat).

[Runs With Beer]

One trash bag,rain coat/ shelter.

[Rick]

Ooh! Ooh! Mr. Hoosierrancher! Runs with Beer has already posted!! He has. He's using the loop hole!!

[crashdive123]

I had a list of seventeen more items, but I guess I'll follow the rules.

[RobertRogers]

Of course any kit like this needs to have a firesteel in it.

[Rick]

Cheap plug! Plum tacky. Besides, fire making is in the kit. So there.

[Ken]

Rick gets around the "one item only please" by making multiple posts. A mod playing fast and loose with the rules? Nah A loophole I didn't cover. I guess I should have had Ken write up the contract.

I say, "Let's sue him!" You posted in good faith. He intentionaly broke the rules with the objective of causing you anxiety. Right? Your doctor (I'll get one for ya', don't worry) will testify that you've suffered permanent emotional injury. Right?

That's INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, an actionable tort.

He did this on the internet. Ahhh, a FEDERAL CASE!

I'll PM you right after I book my next vacation........

[Rick]

Let me get this straight. I get torts to eat?

[Ken]

Let me get this straight. I get torts to eat?

Nah. You'll be lucky to afford beans by the time we (hoosierarcher, me, and YOUR LAWYER) get through with you.....

[crashdive123]

So would that be eating torts in your briefs?

[Ken]

So would that be eating torts in your briefs?

We don't call 'em briefs anymore. Too many sick jokes at our expense. Now, we call those documents memoranda....

[crashdive123]

Briefs - Memoranda.....whatever. I call em garanimals.

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