Race For The White House - 2012

**Ken** · 03-20-2009, 12:27 AM

Our next Presidential race will commence in about 2 years. Should Hopeak make a bid for the White House in 2012?

**Alpine_Sapper** · 03-20-2009, 12:36 AM

Isn't chemical dependency a bar to election?

"What's that you just put in your coffee Mr. President?"

"Uh, nothing, nothing..."

"Smells like...*sniff sniff* Vanilla? *gasp!* Mr President How COULD you?!?!"

**Ken** · 03-20-2009, 12:39 AM

L.M.A.O!

He's got 2 years. I sure he can "clean up" in a rehab facility.

"My name is Hopeak ...... and ...... anybody have any vanilla flavored creamer?"

**Sarge47** · 03-20-2009, 12:50 AM

I object, counselor, there's no "NO" vote listed, what if I don't want him to run? Maybe I want the TWINKIE MAN! Did ya ever think of that? Huh?

**Ken** · 03-20-2009, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge47

I object, counselor, there's no "NO" vote listed, what if I don't want him to run? Maybe I want the TWINKIE MAN! Did ya ever think of that? Huh?

Gee, I'm sorry you feel that way, Sarge.

Just don't go messin' with my poll, okay?

**Sarge47** · 03-20-2009, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Ken

Gee, I'm sorry you feel that way, Sarge.

Just don't go messin' with my poll, okay?

Okay, but I still vote NO!!! I mean, for cryin' out loud, the guy doesn't even have a door on his outhouse.
He depends on a lawyer to find him women...(there's gotta be a great lawyer joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of one right now.), And he comes from the same state as Palin!

You can't be serious!

**Ken** · 03-20-2009, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge47

Okay, but I still vote NO!!! I mean, for cryin' out loud, the guy doesn't even have a door on his outhouse.
He depends on a lawyer to find him women...(there's gotta be a great lawyer joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of one right now.), And he comes from the same state as Palin!

You can't be serious!

Well, if he moved into the White House, I'm sure they'd install an outhouse WITH a door for him.

And ... some guys depend on a lawyer to find women for them, and others depend on a lawyer to get rid of the women that they have. It works both ways, Sarge.

Hopeak's administration will bring honesty and integrity to our nation's capitol. I'll probably get the Attorney General's job.

It's all about integrity, Sarge. So - how much is it gonna' cost us to get you to vote for Hopeak?

Remember, every vote counts!

**Beans** · 03-20-2009, 01:47 AM

Isn't chemical dependency a bar to election?

"What's that you just put in your coffee Mr. President?"

"Uh, nothing, nothing..."

"Smells like...*sniff sniff* Vanilla? *gasp!* Mr President How COULD you?!?!"

Its ok, as he only swallowed once.

**Rick** · 03-20-2009, 06:56 AM

Well, on the plus side, he owns a bulldozer. Maybe he can clean up a few places in DC with it.

**Pal334** · 03-20-2009, 07:05 AM

Mine is a provisional Yes. He has to promise not to call any of our honorable political representatives "poopyhead". Mmmm,, never mind, since our political representatives have no honor or integrity, this will not be an issue. Hopeak for President !!!!

For a better tomorrow!!!

Is it too early to ask who would be in his cabinet?

**Rick** · 03-20-2009, 07:07 AM

In his cabinet? My guess is moose meat and beans.

**nell67** · 03-20-2009, 07:25 AM

Hopeak has my vote!

**Pal334** · 03-20-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

In his cabinet? My guess is moose meat and beans.

And perhaps the inventor of Vanilla creamers? I would assume a "Pay for play" type situation

**chiye tanka** · 03-20-2009, 08:36 AM

He has my vote as long as Ted Nugent is his running mate. That should distract them enough to miss the "dependency" issue.

**Ken** · 03-20-2009, 01:26 PM

This is progress!!!

Hopeak needs a mandate. We want a landslide election here.

There will be an estimated 175,000,000 registered voters come the 2012 election. As of this post, Hopeak already has 6 votes. We need just 174,999,994 votes to make it unanimous.

Everyone, let's start working the phones!

Talk this up to your friends!

Convice the naysayers!

Bring in those votes!

Victory will ensure a healthy future for our nation. It will also help Hopeak score some women as well.

So everyone! Let's get on board!

Thanks for your support!

**Rick** · 03-20-2009, 01:30 PM

Actually, all the 6 of us have to do is vote 29,166,666.7 times.

**Pal334** · 03-20-2009, 02:03 PM

Rick, again, lets do it Chicago style, vote early, vote often.

Ken, I am curious, what does Hopeak have to say about this "ground swell" movement? Or do we care what he has to say?

**Rick** · 03-20-2009, 02:16 PM

The office should seek the man, the man should not seek the office. Sheeesh. What's next? Campaigns for Pope?

**crashdive123** · 03-20-2009, 02:33 PM

I'm all for it. There are a couple of points I'd like to make.

1. The vote talley should not be a problem as Sarge, Rick and I have demonstrated our ability to handle that.

2. The election is in November of 2012. Hopeak will be sworn in in January of 2013. With the world ending in December of 2012, we may need to think of a couple of contigencies.

**laughingbeetle** · 03-20-2009, 02:41 PM

I volunteer to be deployed on those secret fact finding missions that seem to be necessary during elections. Who would notice beetle in the garden, on the window, by the coffee pot...

Hopeak for President!!!