For The Urine Drinkers Out There

[crashdive123]

....and you know who you are.

Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

[Sarge47]

This just in! Hindu Coke taste like Pizz! Cows protest, say their urine is just as sacred as they are! Bear Grylls gives a positive endorsement!

[Ken]

.......when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market

Not for me. I have to bring back enough returnable bottles and cans as it is.

[Pal334]

aaah,,Haaa!!! Perhaps this is the Indian version of "drinking the koolaid" ? And couldn't one think of some other "flavor" to compete with Coke and Pepsi? "India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09] : Time to get a new marketing guy.

[chiye tanka]

Oh yea, now I remember why I don't travel to India.

[trax]

You tell 'em Om Prakash! You tell the world! I can see that the bigshots at Pepsico are running scared now. Both the big cola makers will probably start bottling the same thing to stay competitive.

[MCBushbaby]

Would rather just throw some mint leaves in a glass of saltwater. Skip the whole cow part. Isn't Hindi based on the "sacred cow"? So cow urine is, like, what? Like the Hindi version of Christian holy water? lol

[Ken]

Uh, would you care for something to eat with that? Perhaps a few of these cow flaps?

[Sarge47]

Uh, would you care for something to eat with that? Perhaps a few of these cow flaps?

You jest, Ken, but in India, when a couple gets married they bring a cow into their home; if it drops a pile on the floor they are very happy as this is a sign of a huge blessing! The cow's probably thinking: "Would you like a couple glasses of pee to go with that?"

[Ken]

You jest, Ken, but in India, when a couple gets married they bring a cow into their home; if it drops a pile on the floor they are very happy as this is a sign of a huge blessing! The cow's probably thinking: "Would you like a couple glasses of pee to go with that?"

I see an overseas business opportunity here.

1. Go to India.

2. Buy a few cows.

3. Establish business renting out cows to visit newlyweds homes.

4. Advertise "Satisfaction Guaranteed!"

5. Buy several cases of Ex-Lax

Well, you get the idea.......

[Sarge47]

I see an overseas business opportunity here.

1. Go to India.

2. Buy a few cows.

3. Establish business renting out cows to visit newlyweds homes.

4. Advertise "Satisfaction Guaranteed!"

5. Buy several cases of Ex-Lax

Well, you get the idea.......

Then when the Newlyweds slack off you can always sell the milk....& the urine!

[Ken]

Then when the Newlyweds slack off you can always sell the milk....& the urine!

Perhaps a few of us should develop a new "Happy Meal" for sale in India?

Or, maybe, a new MRE? Would we need a "beverage heater" for that, or would they prefer it cold?

We could use our own cows. Feed 'em Ex-Lax AND cheap beer to increase production.

[Rick]

What was wrong with a slurpie?

[crashdive123]

Lemon lime?

[Shaggs]

What was wrong with a slurpie?

kinda gives new meaning to yellow snow.

[CreekWalker]

What was wrong with a slurpie?

Oh yum

[MatthewnOK]

Why not just ship Red Bull over there? It's the same difference....

[Sarge47]

They're off 'n running! vs. (ya gotta love the new smilies!)

[Stairman]

Reminds me of the time Grills pissed in his canteen.Not as bad as elephant turdball juice but a close second.

[erunkiswldrnssurvival]

....and you know who you are.

Some how, i just got the mental impression of Bear Grills endorsing thier new "soda" water