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    Default Twas the night before Christmas in a Debris Hut

    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all thru my hut.
    I felt something crawling,
    something bitting my butt.
    My wet socks were hung
    by the fire with care,
    hopefully by morning
    I'll have a dry pair.
    Leftover squirrel meat
    hung up in the air,
    maybe the smell
    won't bring in a bear.
    Then all of the sudden
    I heard such a clatter,
    I crawled out of my hut
    to see what was the matter.
    There stood a man
    all covered with fur,
    twas mountian man
    I knew it for sure.
    He pointed behind him
    and then dropped his pack.
    " Get ready son,
    it's a zombie attack.''
    He shouldered his flintlock,
    squeezed off a quick shot
    right tween the eyes
    the action was hot.
    He fought like a grizzly
    the best I had seen,
    all bearded and scruffy,
    he smelled like wolverine.
    The battle now over
    the zombies lay dead,
    each bullet he'd fired
    was right in the head.
    I lowered the squirrel meat
    stoked up the fire,
    a quick bite to eat
    before we retire.
    I threw him a piece
    as he walked away,
    ''You cook good squirrel pilgram'',
    is all he would say.
    A man full of grits is a man full of peace.


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    Chig, that brought a tear to my eye. Simply beautiful.
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    Cute chiggersngrits... (but keep your day job. )
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    now theres a guy with too much time on his hands
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    Loved it Chigger!
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    Nice..I can relate to parts of it fer sure.

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    Nice.........
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    Cool Yeah, but...

    I liked it but was he talking about Santa or FVR?
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    Very nice piece of work there Chigger. Exellent
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