Wonder what the opinion is here regarding my miniature figure-four dead-fall trap in my living room for field mice. (I live in the country and no I don't intend to eat them. I've just watched Survivorman a few too many times)

About the black light in the bathroom thing... From the smell of some of the city bathrooms I've been to in the past, I think the entire room would just glow. I don't really think I'd like to try that. Most people open the door with their feet, close the door with their feet, raise the ring with their feet, flush with their feet. (get the pattern?) Some people would probably try to pee using their feet somehow. I can honestly say that for parts of our bodies to be seen as "dirty" are in reality more clean than our surroundings. Don't think about the fact that office phones have more bacteria than the average toilet seat. Read that in the newspaper a while back. Eeayyychh. Ok no more ranting.