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[nell67]

Moose traps, Ashholes, Imitating moose mating rituals. I ain't touching this one...

I do have one question: Why would you be paddling in a motorized boat? Why not just use the motor?

Wait....I get it....you are trying to be quiet.....,

The sound of the motor would be a dead giveaway that there are humans around,paddling would be a much more stealth approach I would think.

[crashdive123]

I do have one question: Why would you be paddling in a motorized boat? Why not just use the motor?

Have you seen fuel prices in Canada?

[klkak]

Oh nell, you read me like a store front window.

[Rick]

Besides, if she wants to paddle, she can paddle. I ain't arguing. You're doing fine, dear. Don't worry your sweet little head about them.

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[klkak]

Gas prices are so bad in Canada cause they use those L-gallons. They are smaller then the gallons we use in America.

[crashdive123]

....and before they went all metric, they use Imperial gallons --- a much better measure IMO.

[Rick]

Gas prices are so bad in Canada...

How bad are they?

They are so bad it's cheaper just to mail your car.
They are so bad the rats are carpooling in Montreal.
They are so bad a woman can't even afford to run over her cheating husband.

[klkak]

Everybody give a round of applause for Super Rick the Sick Moderator.

[Rick]

Thank you. Thank you. I do two shows a day and the tip jar is at the end of the piano.

[klkak]

Besides, if she wants to paddle, she can paddle. I ain't arguing. You're doing fine, dear. Don't worry your sweet little head about them.

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Dang nell, you are really good looking..........from behind

[Rick]

Stop! Whoa their bucko! You're gonna get me killed. I ain't disputing the looks but the lady ain't been in my canoe, Trax.

[Dennis K.]

My moose calling skills are pretty well non existant, so no telling what will come wandering in.

Hey! - no fair! How'd you figure out how I met my wife?

Dennis "goin' to hell" K.

[fishpole]

ive watched red fox do the same thing in snow, they put their ears to the ground and listen. then jump into the air and pounce, they come up with a mouse in their jaws and flip it in the air, its pretty cool. i like watching K9 hunt but there aint no wolves in these hills...luckily lol!
-cory

[klkak]

Stop! Whoa their bucko! You're gonna get me killed. I ain't disputing the looks but the lady ain't been in my canoe, Trax.

Now that was funnier then watching midgets run track, I tell ya.

[crashdive123]

ive watched red fox do the same thing in snow, they put their ears to the ground and listen. then jump into the air and pounce, they come up with a mouse in their jaws and flip it in the air, its pretty cool. i like watching K9 hunt but there aint no wolves in these hills...luckily lol!
-cory

Started reading the post and thought what does Redd Foxx know about moose hunting?

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[klkak]

Crash, I had to read it twice cause I was thinking the same thing.

[crashdive123]

Is it great minds think alike or depraved....never mind. We'll go with great minds think alike.

[Rick]

Don't be playin' around like that, Klkak. You'll get me dethroned as Minister of Science. And with my skills where am I gonna find work in Free Traxistan?

Two drunks sittin' in a bar.
"Gotta light?"
I snap my fingers.
"Whoa. Cool. Thanks."
"Don't mention it."

[nell67]

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Dang nell, you are really good looking..........from behind

OH HE!! no,that ain't me in Ricks canoe,that doesn't even LOOK like me,tell them Trax! Besides,I wear a black hat....

[trax]

sigh...she wears a black hat, that ain't Trax's canoe, that ain't Nell.

2. paddling OR in a motorized boat, as in choose ya bunch of boobies

3. you're on the south end of the island, you're alone. Light a fire,it doesn't have to be a big one. get back in your boat and get to the north end of the island. The moose was going to find a place to bed down, once he smells the fire, he'll get up and move away from the fire. He will stop before he enters the water, Bang! you've got moose meat. Now get back there and put out the fire> This was all about knowing the behavior part of tracking kiddles