Can you beat this one?

**Rick** · 08-29-2008, 06:57 AM

Nichov - Sir, I'll have you know that being drunk before 10:00 a.m. is a requirement on this forum. To be a moderator you have to be drunk before 8:00 a.m. Admins never sober up.

**nell67** · 08-29-2008, 06:59 AM

Rick,it's 6:59,you got some catching up to do,I'm way ahead of you already! (hiccup)

**Jay** · 08-29-2008, 07:20 AM

Originally Posted by Rick

Nichov - Sir, I'll have you know that being drunk before 10:00 a.m. is a requirement on this forum. To be a moderator you have to be drunk before 8:00 a.m. Admins never sober up.

Ooooooooooooooh...I finally see the light! I knew there was something I liked about this forum!.....and Rick!

**trax** · 08-29-2008, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Nichov

You guys must have improvised stills... because you were definately all drunk on this thread!

(did you ever think of alchohol as a trade item in a collapsed, survivalist economy?)

I always thought of it more as a "I'm going to have to kill those people for their booze" in a collapsed, survivalist economy. Survival of the most desperate......

**Beo** · 08-29-2008, 07:01 PM

A collapsed, survivalist economy. The dollar is worth $0.00
A group of pilaging & looting Johnny Butterbutts. $100,000 dollars damage.
Beating the snot outta a group of pilaging & looting Johnny Butterbutts for Vodka... $Priceless

**Proud American** · 08-29-2008, 07:13 PM

Heres a real idiot right here, realy long though....

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

**trax** · 09-01-2008, 05:08 PM

That was awesome Proud, laughed my butt off thanks for posting it

**crashdive123** · 09-01-2008, 05:31 PM

After reading the saga of the mall ninjas, and after wiping the coffee that spewed from my nose onto my monitor, I've got to find that forum. Laughs like that don't always come that easy.

**crashdive123** · 09-01-2008, 05:34 PM

OMG - this is priceless. ROTFLMAO http://9x19mm.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=14

**trax** · 09-01-2008, 05:58 PM

oh that is too good. I made the mistake of taking a shot of water while I was reading, now it's all over the monitor. You all have to check that link, that is hilarious stuff.

**crashdive123** · 09-01-2008, 06:15 PM

...and did you know that mall security (those little kids can be evil) pays 100K a year? http://www.myspace.com/tacticalsecurityenforcer

**trax** · 09-01-2008, 06:22 PM

Well it should, I mean between the shoplifters and the terrorists..... and I'm so glad to learn that Erik Estrada is one of his heroes, just seems to put everything into it's proper perspective.

**crashdive123** · 09-01-2008, 06:25 PM

I'm Gecko45 - I'm in charge of mall security here - move along, move along.

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**Proud American** · 09-01-2008, 09:12 PM

Glad you guys liked it when I sall no one had posted i thought he great length had intimidated some and I had killed the thread( wipes the sweat off forhead in relief).

Also is that realy him in the new forum.He is such any idiot. I love the I need three layers of body armor to stop those crazy Crips (who live in LA by the way Gecko45). And if the goin gets ruff I can wip out my concealed stinger from my armored golf cart. LOL what an idiot.

I love his story on how he became famous, saved the mayors daughter lol.

**crashdive123** · 09-01-2008, 09:14 PM

Google Gecko45 - you get a lot of hits.

**laughing beetle** · 09-01-2008, 10:02 PM

wow! someone was mocking the hell out of somebody! LOL

**Rick** · 09-02-2008, 07:34 AM

You guys should really be ashamed. I worked the same high risk profession before I was promoted to Moderator. At my peak, I was able to lay, concealed, inside the mall fountain for over 30 minutes. I had a special camo underwater suit that looked like pocket change. Very effective!! And I'll bet none of you have seen me camouflaged among the plants! Sadly, a terrible accident forced me into a desk job. While responding to a Code 613 (juvenile gang banger with a FA M4 that just shoplifted a summer sausage from Hickory Farms) (Yeah, we're that specialized in our codes as well) I tripped going down the escalator and fell for an hour and a half. It was brutal.

**Sarge47** · 09-02-2008, 12:45 PM

I did the same thing; just like Rick, but one day a 98 year old "Bag-Lady" who was sleeping in an out-of-the-way spot in the Mall beat the crap outta me when I tried to roust her.

I whipped out a LOV Rocket launcher, a flame-thrower, & several Grenades...but her breath caused me to pass out...I was subsequently fired for poor performance, however they DID hire the Bag-Lady!

**sobeit** · 09-02-2008, 10:43 PM

I worked at that mall but my career was cut short when I was attacked by a thug with a Chinese fighting cinibun. The wound healed but the scar still remains.

By the way that was one of the funniest things I have ever read,