Big Foot

**Sarge47** · 08-15-2007, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Survival Dude gets Martha to help Big Foot with his 75 years of constipation problem! Big Foot becomes less grumpy and evasive, sounds like a sh***y episode though!

Hmmm, no comment! How about this one; Survivaldude runs into BF out in the woods and kills him, dresses him out, and slow roasts him over a fire, giving us another great "lifesaving" tip!

**trax** · 08-15-2007, 02:16 PM

Of course, Survival Dude will really have to kill a crew member dressed in the BF costume, so.....

**Sarge47** · 08-15-2007, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by trax

Of course, Survival Dude will really have to kill a crew member dressed in the BF costume, so.....

Sounds good. We'll have an "EC" shot at the end of that scene where survivaldude, recognizes his mistake, sheaths his $700 knife, says "oops",

then goes on to show how to make an incredible bar-b-que sauce out of urine!

**trax** · 08-15-2007, 03:39 PM

I think he should make a Rambo style headband out of "BF's" entrails and just clench the knife in his teeth for effect, the bbq sauce really works for me tho', I'm sure Martha would want in on that!

**Sarge47** · 08-15-2007, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by trax

I think he should make a Rambo style headband out of "BF's" entrails and just clench the knife in his teeth for effect, the bbq sauce really works for me tho', I'm sure Martha would want in on that!

Now how did I miss that headband idea? He could also make a cool coat from the hide, & while modeling it is photographed "out-of-focus" by a passer-by and his pic appears on the front page of the National Enquirer as another BF sighting.

**spiritman** · 08-15-2007, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by trax

the bbq sauce really works for me tho', I'm sure Martha would want in on that!

Ha! Martha GAVE him the idea! And she wanted to have SOMETHING NEW to roast, that would set her above any other cook, so it had to be something others haven't cooked!

**trax** · 08-16-2007, 09:56 AM

Survival Dude has Martha and Paris H. with him. I'm sure one of them would demand the new fur coat, and if Paris was modeling it, they'd have out of focus pictures of a little scrawny bigfoot. I better stop

**Beo** · 11-06-2007, 01:05 PM

Well Bigfoot is a legend... and Legends started somewhere didn't they? Then there is some kinda truth to Bigfoot or SASQUATCH but I think by now the species has probably died out, and all the photos or videos are either distorted or blurry.

**HOP** · 11-06-2007, 02:04 PM

If you think about there are not that many sightings so if real there might not be to many probably less than grizly bears how man have you seen in the wild how many skeletons of bears or other great animals have you sen in the wild so the fact that no bones have been found from BF is not the best excuse for denial. Maybe it is slick maybe it is reclusive or maybe it just isn't/

**Stealth** · 11-06-2007, 02:36 PM

ill admit it, im slightly obsessed with bigfoot... even if he may not exist, i love to read about people's sightings. maybe the reason all of the pictures people take of bigfoot are blurry is because he is just a large blurry monster :P although there are these new pictures that some claim to be a young bigfoot
you can find them here http://www.bfro.net/avevid/jacobs/jacobs_photos.asp

**carcajou garou** · 11-06-2007, 07:25 PM

I'd like to think that there is a "sasquatch" out there, would really hate to know that we have all knowledge of the existing wildlife.

**Sarge47** · 11-08-2007, 08:27 PM

Last night, on the History Channel, they started a new series called: "Monster Quest". This episode was about a lake way up in Northern Canada where the only way in is by sea plane. There have been reports of a (Gasp)

Sasquatch-like creature running around up there because of some bits of evidence. I called them and told them it was probably Trax, FVR, Wareagle69, along with Norm just fartin' around with the investigators.

Seriously though, these guys even had some DNA evidence that they let stay out exposed to the elements for two years before they let it be looked at. Interesting program all the same.

**Beo** · 11-08-2007, 08:30 PM

That ain't no bigfoot Sarge, it some big dumba** canuck circus freak like the dog faced boy, crap ain't that Trax... lol... jk fellers.

**HOP** · 11-08-2007, 08:38 PM

We should have a Big Foot Day it could become bigger than ground hog day.

**Beo** · 11-08-2007, 08:50 PM

I wear a size 13 shoe... ladies

... jk, but i do wear a 13

**Sarge47** · 11-08-2007, 08:58 PM

Big-foot turns out to be an old Hippie lost out in the woods years ago trying to get to Woodstock, but over-dosed on "Bad Acid". He's 4 foot talll, covered with hair, wieghs 500 lbs., and has size 20EEEE feet. The Cryptozooologists go nuts!

**spiritman** · 11-09-2007, 04:36 AM

*sigh* gotta love bigfoot babble

**sam30248** · 11-09-2007, 04:31 PM

there are many unexplaned things out there so why dont we just have opened minds on the unexplaned. it just sounded good to me?

**Sarge47** · 11-09-2007, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by sam30248

there are many unexplaned things out there so why dont we just have opened minds on the unexplaned. it just sounded good to me?

This doesn't make any sense. Open minds to what if it's unexplained?

People have been trying to explain it with really stupid answers. if you want to believe them then go for it.

**corndog-44** · 11-09-2007, 07:30 PM

Do we really need scientific evidence to suggest such an animal exists? And by scientific evidence I mean tangible physical proof such as a body or body part.