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    LOL....Kinda like ..."I'll only do it a little bit...."
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    Almost like one of my favorites.


    A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap.

    While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

    Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"

    Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape." The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you." To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"
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    Ok, the most random and pointless vid popped up on my youtube. Who knows why, but I watched it. Now I'm posting it here and there, because I'm surprised at how it made me bust a gut, at how outrageous it is. For the full laugh effect, you need to watch the full video to observe the evolution of events properly.



    Maybe you can imagine that it's the brain of someone trying to think about something really hard and can't figure it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WalkingTree View Post
    Ok, the most random and pointless vid popped up on my youtube. Who knows why, but I watched it. Now I'm posting it here and there, because I'm surprised at how it made me bust a gut, at how outrageous it is. For the full laugh effect, you need to watch the full video to observe the evolution of events properly.



    Maybe you can imagine that it's the brain of someone trying to think about something really hard and can't figure it out.
    Man, I glad they showed that asa a Whirlpool.........I was waiting to it to "transform back in to the Maytag man...... all beat up.
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    It's a he...how do you know...don't worry about it. Haha!!

    I go on a date, and get to her house, and see that her washer or dryer is old and jumps around a bit, and mention that she ought to get a new one or get it fixed...and she says that she doesn't want to. I go hhmm...


    Ok, here's another. YouTube won't stop giving 'em to me now.



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    This thing cracks me up!


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    Heck yea!! That's awesome! Plucking a chicken is a pain in the butt. Not anymore. That's nice.
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    No animals were harmed in the making of the video.

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    Last edited by hunter63; 07-15-2017 at 07:20 PM.
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    Stumbled on this. Guess it can go here.

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    My wife got a mud-pack for her complexion, and looked great for two days...
    Then the mud fell off.

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    Hahaha, sooooo good man Thanks!
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