I am currently reading "Moose Dropping & Other Crimes Against Nature"
Funny Stories from Alaska
By Tom Brennan.
A snowmachine threw its driver near Selawik, then took off by itself, nobody at the controls, and sped across ten miles of rough country. The local folks rejected the theory of a stuck throttle. They decided the machine was inhabited by an evil spirit and burned it.A CHEECHAKO (an Alaskan newcomer) charged into the hardware store and cornered the salesman who had sold him his chainsaw.
"I've been trying to cut wood for three days with this thing and it doesn't work worth a damn. I can cut wood faster with a plain old handsaw".
"Let me see it," the salesman said, reaching for the chainsaw. The cheechako followed the salesman into the back room and watched as the man removed the spark plugs and rubbed the contacts with a cloth.
"The plugs look clean as new," the sales man said, then yanked the saw's started cord. The chainsaw roared to life.
The cheechako covered his ears with his hands and shouted, "What's that noise?"
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