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    Beginning in the 6th century BC with the Pythagoreans, with Greek mathematics the Ancient Greeks began a systematic study of mathematics as a subject in its own right. Around 300 BC, Euclid introduced the axiomatic method still used in mathematics today, consisting of definition, axiom, theorem, and proof. Today we use this method to count Spam.

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    How much Spam could a Spammer Spam if a Spammer could Spam Spam?

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    We knew we could count on you to take the trash out Rick. You and Crash do a fine job.
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    We're not just pretty faces around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    We're not just pretty faces around here.
    Well,........... that's good news...

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    Crash and I been working this here job so long we're starting to look a bit alike. So they say. I don't see it.

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    Which one is the eye candy?

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    Crash is the pretty one on the left with the watch. I'm the smart one. That dang watch gets all the women, though. Gotta get me one. I gotta learn to spit, too. My shirt is takin' a beatin' with the tobacco juice. Crash promised he'd work with me on that.

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    Well, at least it's not confusing to your barber when y'all say "Just take a little off around the ears".... although it looks like he uses a hacksaw to cut your hair...


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    I don't follow. Crash and I do each other's hair.

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    We found a copy of that book. You know the one. Beauty Secrets of the Rich and Famous. It was missing a few pages, but I think we filled it in pretty good.
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    I think it was missing the chapter on cutting hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I don't follow. Crash and I do each other's hair.
    I kinda figured as much, and that y'all do it at the same time.


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    I'll have you know that Rick and I have been contacted by some of the world's finest beauty salons (or is it saloons) for beauty tips.
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    Appears there's nowhere to go but up, ............. or maybe sideways... Even Bill Cosby couldn't get chicks if he looked like that...

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    Ha on you. Good thing we ain't Bill Cosby! We get chicks all the time. There ain't no shortage of 'em at the feed mill. They let us have 'em for a dollar a piece or $15 a dozen. I told Crash it's always better to buy in bulk. You can see why I'm the smart one.

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    So, tell me how this "Watch" thing works. Do you just kinda nonchalantly ask, "Uh, .... Crash, uh... wha timezit? The he stares at the watch until a girl comes over to help and says, "Wha? This thing doesn't even work!" Then everybody laughs....

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    I'm beginning to detect some ... you know. In any case, no. That is not how it works at all. He holds up his wrist and tells a girl, "This thing is magic. Watch."

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    Golly gee. Some people.......you have to splain everything to them.
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