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Bob & Doug McKenzie
Bob
Okay. On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me:..... a beer.
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Haha! How come we don't hear that one anymore hunter63?
I bet Bonaduce was a little hellion.
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on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a browning 5 auto 12, a case of shells two duck calls
three cases of beer and a bird dog puuuupy.
onte second day of christmas my true love gave to me
three calling birds two french hens all cooked and ready to eat.
on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
a ice fishing house new pick up truck and a case of beer for me and my buddys.
coyotes listen to them, like children of the night what music they make.
You have done well...Keep that one.
.....And a beer
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Doug- Fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: four pounds of backbacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer.
Doug- In a tree. See, you need more.........
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You know it is the Christmas season when you endlessly hear The Little Drummer Boy and countless parodies of The Twelve Days of Christmas. As a science teacher, my claim to fame was getting students to help me write a science vocabulary based parody.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....
a molecule of ATP.
Other verses were as bad or worse.
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On the 5th day of Christmas my neighbors gave me a call to remove a snake..
so lets go with a snake ummm a brown house snake in a bucket
5 day of Christmas my neighbors gave to me an Boaedon capensis/cape house/brown house snake snaaaake.jpg
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on the 5th day of Christmas my neighbor gave to me a 50 centimeter brown house snake.
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Bob- Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five golden touques!
Doug- Four pounds of backbacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer, what was it?
Together- In a tree!
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hahaha, LOOOL. thanks for making me laught that much. never thought i would laught as much as i did by registering and lurking such a forum site
Laughter helps all of us to survive..........
Hunter63 Saying Hey and Welcome....
Bob- Okay, on the sixth... go.
Doug- Of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six packs of two-four,
Bob & BG Singers- Five golden touques!
Doug- Four pounds of backbacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer,
Together- In a tree!
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Bob- On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me: seven packs of smokes,
Doug- (Nice gift...) Oh, six packs of two-four!
(BG Singers also sing "nice gift".)
Bob & BG Singers- Five golden touques!
Doug- Four pounds of backbacon,
Bob- Three French toast,
Doug- Two turtlenecks,
Bob- And a beer,
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We should take a minute ...to explain The 12 Day of Christmas...as explained by Bob and Doug Mckenzie
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas?
Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right?
So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four.
That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days.
(Music starts.)
Bob- Okay now. This is our Christmas song,
in case you don't know what to get somebody for Christmas.
https://www.lyricsbox.com/bob-and-do...s-lz41h1x.html
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...one cochlear implant.
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