Guy goes into a travel agency, wants to take a Caribbean cruise. The agent goes through about 5 cruise choices and each one is met by a "That's too much money answer". Finally, the agent says he has one for $25 and the guy takes it but complains about the cost. One the departure date they guy gets on an airplane and they fly out over the Caribbean. Two big burly guys come out of the back of the plane and beat the Hell out of the guy. They tie him to an inner tube and throw him out the door of the plane into the ocean. He floats around for a week or so until he sees another guy tied to an inner tube. He paddles over and says, "Some Caribbean cruise, eh?" The other guys says, "Yep, it was like this last year too!"
One time I got ripped off at a boat ramp. I got all my stuff back because criminals are usually stupid. But, I never went back to that boat ramp again. That was 30 years ago.
Alan
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