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    Guy goes into a travel agency, wants to take a Caribbean cruise. The agent goes through about 5 cruise choices and each one is met by a "That's too much money answer". Finally, the agent says he has one for $25 and the guy takes it but complains about the cost. One the departure date they guy gets on an airplane and they fly out over the Caribbean. Two big burly guys come out of the back of the plane and beat the Hell out of the guy. They tie him to an inner tube and throw him out the door of the plane into the ocean. He floats around for a week or so until he sees another guy tied to an inner tube. He paddles over and says, "Some Caribbean cruise, eh?" The other guys says, "Yep, it was like this last year too!"



    One time I got ripped off at a boat ramp. I got all my stuff back because criminals are usually stupid. But, I never went back to that boat ramp again. That was 30 years ago.

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    I had a similar problem happen to me. I tried to help a gal in a Walmart parking lot. She held me up, raped me, took all my money and left. I've been back three time but haven't seen her.

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    Ever seen the show scared straight?

    You probably saved that poor girl from a life of crime.

    She probably went home, reflected on the low state her life had fallen too, went back to school to become a nurse in a missionary station somewhere in the Congo.
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    Come to the dark side, we have pudding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashdive123 View Post
    Wait a second!!!!!! You collect water in the wild. You forage for wild edibles. You hunt wild game.

    You don't forage for your own smokes?!?!?! I'm shocked I tell ya...shocked.
    hahahah if I where to forage for those kinds of smokes, well yeah I would be lost for different reasons hahah
    as long as i have smokes I will survive pretty much anything hahaha
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    How do you get to the Congo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    How do you get to the Congo?
    hahah, I have never been to the Congo Rick, I live in Southern Africa, Congo is pretty far from here... but if I ever do find myself there I be sure to tell you how I got there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    How do you get to the Congo?
    Its a long walk. You go down to Brazil and turn left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyratshooter View Post
    Its a long walk. You go down to Brazil and turn left.
    HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Oh my... 2nd star on the right carry on till morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyratshooter View Post
    Ever seen the show scared straight?

    You probably saved that poor girl from a life of crime.

    She probably went home, reflected on the low state her life had fallen too, went back to school to become a nurse in a missionary station somewhere in the Congo.
    Nun..I am sure she became a nun....

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    I am almost 100% certain it was the discovery of the hong that did it!

    Even a Walmart chick cold not take that.
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    I'm leaving a note. I remember a story about a guy that walked all the way to the jungle so I'm sure I can do it. Is there are bridge from New Orleans? 'Cause I seem to remember some water in between.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I'm leaving a note. I remember a story about a guy that walked all the way to the jungle so I'm sure I can do it. Is there are bridge from New Orleans? 'Cause I seem to remember some water in between.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick View Post
    I had a similar problem happen to me. I tried to help a gal in a Walmart parking lot. She held me up, raped me, took all my money and left. I've been back three time but haven't seen her.
    I know that scam......came in on a "Geezer Alert"......kinda like a "Amber alert"......

    CAR PARK SCAM: BEWARE!............Please BE WARNED!

    Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.
    Here's how the scam works:

    Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
    They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

    On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked.
    Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on October 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.

    So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.
    The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

    BTW wallets are on sale at the Dollar Store....for a dollar....

    Be careful out there.
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    I took notes. Thanks.

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    Joke would be on them. The only thing in my wallet is band aids, because every time I open my wallet it hurts.

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    I see what you did there.

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    Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
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