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    It was always helpful to know who the enemy was. This was greatly simplified by he who had dung and a covering of green slime on his clothes from wading through the moat.

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    The toilet of truth

    looks like a place where you sit down, and let your world align and contemplate the meaning of it all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonyraison View Post
    The toilet of truth

    looks like a place where you sit down, and let your world align and contemplate the meaning of it all.
    Oooor wait until you really just can't hold it anymore, put on your big fluffy "outhouse boots" and your big fluffy "outhouse coat" and sit as quickly as you can, returning with a frozen derriere, depending on the season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stimestar View Post
    Oooor wait until you really just can't hold it anymore, put on your big fluffy "outhouse boots" and your big fluffy "outhouse coat" and sit as quickly as you can, returning with a frozen derriere, depending on the season.
    hahahahahahahah too true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stimestar View Post
    Oooor wait until you really just can't hold it anymore, put on your big fluffy "outhouse boots" and your big fluffy "outhouse coat" and sit as quickly as you can, returning with a frozen derriere, depending on the season.
    Sounds like voice or experience........AND user of a 2 story outhouse....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1stimestar View Post
    Oooor wait until you really just can't hold it anymore, put on your big fluffy "outhouse boots" and your big fluffy "outhouse coat" and sit as quickly as you can, returning with a frozen derriere, depending on the season.
    I can at least begin to understand what that's like. Once in a place in the sticks, plumbing got screwed up and froze in winter. Was really cold outside. I had to do it in a bucket, with dirt and stuff added, then go outside and chopped through frozen ground then dug a hole to put it in. Was a major project just to poop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyratshooter View Post
    They have been around since the middle ages, installed in the castles.

    They are called garterrobes and were located near the wardrobes.

    They usually vented the waste into the moat.
    It was meant as a joke. The definitions I found of "privy" were, basically "outhouse".

    Is there such a thing as an indoor outhouse? Humor through incongruity.

    Indoor toilets have been around for millennia (not centuries). Just read Judges 3-:12-30. You have to read between the lines, but that's the legacy of the "proper" King James translation.

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