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    yeah but what if america just ran out of coffee, what would we do.
    morning without coffee is unamerican it's unthinkable imagine
    the whole US would break into zombie like fits if we did'nt have
    that morning FIX, it would get ugly real fast indeed.

    yeah i could see it now approaching some shady figure
    in some alley the goes pssst i got the joe 100% arbica jamaica blend.
    you get sweatty palms and n say how much, he replies a hundred bucks.
    ok i'll take it, and he pulls out a little sandwich baggie, and with grubby paws
    you snatch up the bag, delutions of granduer swim in you head.
    you make your way home out of the inner city (ghetto) to the burbs to drink
    that dark brew we call coffee.
    coyotes listen to them, like children of the night what music they make.


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    I breaking news.....
    "Wifi has gone out at Starbuck all over the world...no advanced order, easy pass, oder processing and credit card service....or in store wifi and cell service....
    Rioting in the streets....."
    Officials say.
    "These are a bunch of really grumpy people, folks.....stay home a lock your doors..."
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    And that is how the Zombie Apocalypse will start.

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    i knew it ,even rick agrees with me
    take away that cup of joe
    and all bets are off.
    coyotes listen to them, like children of the night what music they make.

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    Emergencies are inevitable but we could always be ready for it. One of the most vital things to prepare is food. *******************
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    Geeze.....it wasn't even a link to spam.
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    And everyone wonders why we have been going 4 pages of Zippo fluid....LOL....
    Troll tosses have been in short supply.....LOL
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    How rude!

    Interrupting our thread on coffee with a link to sell food, as if food were more important than coffee!

    Some folks need to brush up on their social skills and realize their side job is not more important than good manners.
    Come to the dark side, we have pudding.

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    Krat Rick had a good point! You should have stopped at Starbucks and ordered a Vente Caramel Mocha Locha Choka with Low fat Milk and 2 shots of expresso, and the trip to Wally World would have been much better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildthang View Post
    Krat Rick had a good point! You should have stopped at Starbucks and ordered a Vente Caramel Mocha Locha Choka with Low fat Milk and 2 shots of expresso, and the trip to Wally World would have been much better!
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    DW issued a mandate of no caffeine due to health issues. Initial agony has subsided but I still have decaf tea in the morning as decaf coffee was terrible.
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    I just can not relate to all you coffee addicts! I have drunk exactly three (3) cups of coffee in the last 50 years! And two of those were this winter at a coffee bar in my favorite restaurant. Now I am not anti-coffee, I just do not like the taste, no matter what you mix into it. I do like the smell of perking coffee. that is a pleasant aroma to wakeup to.
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    Didn't care for coffee at all growing up.....
    First cup was given to me on a cold rainy day....was out side directing lines of other kids as a "Patrol Boy".
    Thisl it was a inoculation day at the small town court house....Where all the kids got their shots.

    Lady handed me a cup of coffee that was mostly milk and sugar....I suppose because I was a kid 10-11(?) years old.

    That stuff was terrible....and never thought about it again for along time.
    Much later at work(everyone had a cup).... and tasted "black coffee"....Have been a black coffee fan ever since.

    No Flapa Choka stuff for me....reminds me of that first "Nasty Cup"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Professor View Post
    I just can not relate to all you coffee addicts! I have drunk exactly three (3) cups of coffee in the last 50 years! And two of those were this winter at a coffee bar in my favorite restaurant. Now I am not anti-coffee, I just do not like the taste, no matter what you mix into it. I do like the smell of perking coffee. that is a pleasant aroma to wakeup to.
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    i second that here here
    coyotes listen to them, like children of the night what music they make.

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    where, where?

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    There! There!

    Now swallow this spoonful of instant and slug down this glass of water.
    Come to the dark side, we have pudding.

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    Ha! Reminds me of the few times I've put the moka pot on the stove only to come back and not have any coffee. Didn't put any water in the bottom! Guess I was still asleep.

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    Now the Krat will avoid a trip to town with extreme and excessive evasion. I will bake my own bread to avoid going to the grocery. I will take cold showers for two days to save a trip to the Home Depot for a new hot water heater.<snip>

    If the water is "hot water" what do you need a heater for ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lamewolf View Post
    Now the Krat will avoid a trip to town with extreme and excessive evasion. I will bake my own bread to avoid going to the grocery. I will take cold showers for two days to save a trip to the Home Depot for a new hot water heater.<snip>

    If the water is "hot water" what do you need a heater for ?
    Psssst...
    Normal people call them that...a service tech or plumber calls it a water heater.....unless they are making a funny....LOL
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    PS was working in my shed at "The Place".....
    Old percolator and a cheapo coffee maker still on the shelf...in boxes and plastic bags.
    So still good on spares.
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