I am at a loss.
Remind me what we blamed getting lost on before the GPS was invented?
Anyone besides me ever stop to ask for directions and have the person working in the store say they did not know where something was because they did not live nearby? That always made me wonder how far they had driven to work for minimum wage in a convenience store?
If you didn't bring jerky what did I just eat?
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
I once was lost but now I'm found.
I have never been lost but, for some reason, many folks think I should get lost and have expressed it to me several times. Maybe they think it will enlighten me. Who knows.
I have not been lost in a looong time, mostly due to buying the GPS.
In all the years of using it I have always known one sure place it will take me with the simple push of a button,,
HOME!
It always knows the way home.
Fact is, there are several places I go on a regular basis which I can not find on my own. They are places that are confusing as all get out to find, way off the beaten track in the back woods and I am not really interested in having every bump in the road memorized. They are programmed into the GPS and all I do is touch the screen and let that girl with the nice voice tell me where to turn.
Besides, she is the only woman that talks to me on a regular basis without swearing when I mess up.
If you didn't bring jerky what did I just eat?
Did you know......Did you know, if you program your address into HOME in your GPS and it gets stolen the thieves will know where you live. Instead, program HOME to be a house near you. Preferably a neighbor you are not very fond of. That way if it does get stolen the thieves will rob their house instead of yours. Just make certain you know the way home from their house without the GPS.
My "home" is Publix. I spend enough time and money there that it may as well be.
Geezer Squad....Charter Member #1
Evoking the 50 year old rule...
First 50 years...worried about the small stuff...second 50 years....Not so much
Member Wahoo Killer knives club....#27
Now that is funny...I don't care who you are...
Many times I was in a foreign country looking for an address. I was walking, and had a map. I knew where I was, and where I was going. However, since I was on a street corner looking at a map, the locals felt it necessary to help me. So, they would ask where I was going. After I told them, they would give me directions. The directions were always wrong. I would smile and thank them, then go on my way, following the map.
Maps are very useful.
One time I was backpacking on a 50 mile loop. On day 4 we ran into a couple who were lost. I asked where their map was. They didn't have one. Didn't think they needed one. They also didn't have a gps, or phone etc. I gave them one of the extra maps I had printed off, and wished them well. He was also carrying 2 packs, and she wasn't carrying anything. So much for equality.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
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I shall leave a quote from my mentor and survival instructor here; "you're never lost,you are just temporarily misplaced!" -Herman Roos
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