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    Default Unbelievable tale of Wilderness Survival.

    No Firearm, No Knife, No Fire, Chipmunks that were over 4 foot tall!
    My only Survival item was a plastic wristband synced to my AMEX.

    Yet once again, the Old Frogman Survived!


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    You are so weird. You and I have to camp sometime...

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmax View Post
    You are so weird. You and I have to camp sometime...
    Next trip pit's the Old Frogman against Dragons. All you need madmax is a herd of munchkins and an unlimited credit card.

    Perhaps a child's imagination would be a useful tool in the box?

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    You mean....?
    Still using the primitive version....in my Altoids tin ....

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    Gonna be a while for me. But I talk kindergarten. Taught. So keep me on the list. lol

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    It's not even that large: https://www.disneystore.com/magicban...161117042158:s

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...62b943d6dc.jpg

    Survival 101, don't leave HOME without it.

    Love to have you aboard madmax. But I just got an offer I can't refuse, so it's nighty-night time.
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    Do chipmunks make good eating ? heheheh :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonyraison View Post
    Do chipmunks make good eating ? heheheh :P
    I can't say for sure, but the Grandkid's thought chipmunks were good to eat with. LOL.
    Mickywaffle.jpg

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    I want to see a pic of you trying to survive the teacups.

    Antony, he is talking about taking the grandkids to Disney World.... well, that is what I got out of it. Old navy guys can speak in a secret code sometimes.
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    Sorry if I confused anyone with the Sailors Lexicon.
    Surviving the Mad Hatters Tea Party was much easier than Atlantis in SEA WORLD. Especially if the G-Kids have a handful of quarters ($ 0.25) and are pre-positioned at the water cannon controls. Survived the double fall's, both G-Mom & I nearly got washed away by those water cannons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M118LR View Post
    I can't say for sure, but the Grandkid's thought chipmunks were good to eat with. LOL.
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    Did ya have to gut'em out first?
    Do take a lot of hides for a coat.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hunter63 View Post
    Did ya have to gut'em out first?
    Do take a lot of hides for a coat.....
    Chipmunks or Grandchildren? LOL

    What size coat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by finallyME View Post
    I want to see a pic of you trying to survive the teacups.

    Antony, he is talking about taking the grandkids to Disney World.... well, that is what I got out of it. Old navy guys can speak in a secret code sometimes.
    I gathered that much, Sarcasm alludes some I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by M118LR View Post
    I can't say for sure, but the Grandkid's thought chipmunks were good to eat with. LOL.
    Mickywaffle.jpg
    HAHAHAHAH. hilarious!
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    looks like an amazing story ! And gee, what a surprise that I came back and editied my post to spam the site. I'm shocked I tell ya, shocked.
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    Right. Should be an amazing story to see if someone from Lucknow, India can survive.

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    Ahhh. Just feed it a steak and he'll be fine.
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    Oopsy. Another spammer gone.
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    See that? Didn't survive. Whoda thought?

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    Survival is tough.

    It's tougher if you're stoopid...


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