Occasionally I cook up a meal from my designated emergency resources. Yesterday afternoon I had the bright idea that some beans and rice would be good with a big grilled ground beef patty for supper.
Classic mainstay survival rations I figured. Only thing lower on the scale is rolled oats or possibly ramen noodles, although ramen noodles and a few scraps of meat can make a good meal.
Got everything cooked and seasoned just right and wolfed it all down, sat around for a while and went to bed.
I awoke this morning to what might be termed a "gastric disturbance" the likes of which I have not experienced for some time. Probably since the last time I decided to have beans and rice!
I have decided that this is the reason most of those folks on the Alaska wilderness shows can never find any moose or caribou, their guts are screaming so loud from the beans and rice diet that they are scaring all the game away!
It is a good thing I live alone. If anyone else was here I would be camping in the back yard with the 'possums and raccoons
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