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    Dinty Moore Beef Stew has an interesting set of lumberjack/lumbersexual commercials that can be seen on the internet. There are at least three:
    Axe, Chainsaw and Bucksaw www.moorejacks.com

    No, I am not one of the pseudowoodsmen shown. Thinking back, though, the crew boss of our survey team in SE Alaska seemed to have hinted that I might be well suited for one of the roles.


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    Dinty Moore stew (Hormel Foods) is sponsoring a 2016 contest to see if a lumbersexual can be turned into a real lumberjack; get your application in early and clue Paul Bunyan.
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    Those are great! They couldn't even get the chainsaw started!

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    *blink*

    There are beard clubs? Cause one of those guys is apparently an active beard club member. What do they do? Meet up and say "Hey, coarse hairs grow from my face"
    "Dude, me too!"
    "You want to just let them do their thing?"
    "Yes. Yes I do"

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    Good Lord.......
    That does it no more Dinky Mors Stew.......I don't want to catch something......
    Why does this remind me of the past repeating it's self.

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    It's not just the Dinty Moore that is ruined.

    I may never be able to wear flannel again!

    The look on the first guys' face when they handed him the axe!!!!
    If you didn't bring jerky what did I just eat?

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    Oh chit hunter. I was using my wife's name on facebook and got accused of gender confusion

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    That looks just like my chainsaw. It looks like they set them up for failure with the bucksaw. I would be telling someone to get on the other end. It is a two man tool.
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    Am I gay if I want that black leather outfit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmax View Post
    Am I gay if I want that black leather outfit.
    Nah only if you are exclusively attracted to other men. Wanting the black leather outfit just means you have style.

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    Well, I'll ask again at our next Krac meet.... They might have a different opinion...

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    deleted to avoid having to attend sensitivity classes
    If you didn't bring jerky what did I just eat?

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    Hey. I have way amount of women in my life. Better than a degree.

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    Can Rick send us there? Oh man.

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    I have the power to place you in those commercials and bring those cuties over here. It's actually more fun than a ban button. Me? I was born to dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finallyME View Post
    That looks just like my chainsaw. It looks like they set them up for failure with the bucksaw. I would be telling someone to get on the other end. It is a two man tool.
    What I find funny is that isn't a bucksaw. It's a crosscut saw and if they put some kerosene on that blade it might saw easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tundrabadger View Post
    *blink*

    There are beard clubs? Cause one of those guys is apparently an active beard club member. What do they do? Meet up and say "Hey, coarse hairs grow from my face"
    "Dude, me too!"
    "You want to just let them do their thing?"
    "Yes. Yes I do"
    Actually, beard competitions can be a lot of fun. We have one in my town (a state capitol) every year with around 150 to 200 contestants on average. Check one out sometime!

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    What really confuses me here is the ax throwing...is that supposed to be a common lumberjack skill? I mean, I've never been a lumberjack, but I have used an axe a time or twenty, and I generally consider it more useful if it stays in my hand while I'm cutting things.

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    Dincha know that throwing an ax at a bear is a good thing to do if'n a lumberjack encounters one?
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    Axe throwing is a sort of lumberjack sport thing, something probably done out of boredom, betting on who buys the beer.

    You actually hold the axe with both hands and throw it overhand.

    You get about one revolution for each 20 feet from the target. Thing is, with a double bit axe you don't want to get hit with either side of the blade, or clobbered with the handle either for that matter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PyBZd0z1tM
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    If you didn't bring jerky what did I just eat?

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